Neil Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 Apparently some fucking spear chucker has been scoffed whilst hunting rhino.The safari park have sent condolences to his family??...they should just send the cunts trousers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 5 hours ago, Neil said: Apparently some fucking spear chucker has been scoffed whilst hunting rhino.The safari park have sent condolences to his family??...they should just send the cunts trousers. I thought rhinos were vegetarian? Was he a cabbage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 It was lions that got him but I'm rather fond of rhinos,after all I married one,admittedly I didn't know at the time but time is not a friend of the ravenous 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought rhinos were vegetarian? Was he a cabbage? He was a gingerbread man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 How the fuck would you kill a rhino, something that weighs at least a ton, with a spear?, which is effectively a broom handle with a pointy end. The story doesn't say if it was a black or a white rhino so there maybe a bit more to it if racism is suspected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: How the fuck would you kill a rhino, something that weighs at least a ton, with a spear?, which is effectively a broom handle with a pointy end. The story doesn't say if it was a black or a white rhino so there maybe a bit more to it if racism is suspected. Drew? Fuck right off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 This has cheered me up. According to ITV's website an elephant killed this Ernest fucking Hemingway cunt and a pride of lions snacked on him. Apparently all that was left was "a human skull and a pair of pants" -(genuinely). I think they missed the words "heavily shitted" out. A similar thing happened to one of my mates. He caught somecunt trying to steal his koi carp and kicked his fucking head in. He followed through as well (the thief, not my mate). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 Any cunt who poaches eggs or fish, is a roaring gaylord and latent Frenchman. I would introduce them to my old chum Simon Clonby an chortle at their sufferings. Rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 On 07/04/2019 at 13:03, Neil said: Apparently some fucking spear chucker has been scoffed whilst hunting rhino.The safari park have sent condolences to his family??...they should just send the cunts trousers. Killed by an elephant then eaten by the lions. Poetic fucking justice. I just hope the cunt suffered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 Yesterday, spear wielding apex predator of the African plains; today, lion turd. Payback's a bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 Good kitties🦁☠️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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