Roadkill Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I like coffee revels. Then you're sick and need to find help. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I like coffee revels. I'll tell you where you can shove those! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: Then you're sick and need to find help. No I dont Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 30, 2019 Report Share Posted November 30, 2019 Why have you got such a raging hard-on for this Basu chancer, Jewdy? I've pieced together several clues you've unintentionally left on your late night cider fuelled tirades, and have deduced you're ex old bill. I'll take it old Neil was your superior officer once upon a time and was instrumental in a disciplinary hearing that resulted in you getting Shanghaied. I'd wager a handsome sum that involved you either setting about an arrested spearchucker in Deptford nick, or taking more brown envelopes than Sam Allerdyce while burying more evidence than Gene Hunt? If I had to make a choice though I'd go with incompetence. Let's look at exhibit A for one brief moment, which is the saga of an ex detective lured to a fictitious Greek taverna and a West End show by a notorious wind up merchant. You stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 10 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Why have you got such a raging hard-on for this Basu chancer, Jewdy? I've pieced together several clues you've unintentionally left on your late night cider fuelled tirades, and have deduced you're ex old bill. I'll take it old Neil was your superior officer once upon a time and was instrumental in a disciplinary hearing that resulted in you getting Shanghaied. I'd wager a handsome sum that involved you either setting about an arrested spearchucker in Deptford nick, or taking more brown envelopes than Sam Allerdyce while burying more evidence than Gene Hunt? If I had to make a choice though I'd go with incompetence. Let's look at exhibit A for one brief moment, which is the saga of an ex detective lured to a fictitious Greek taverna and a West End show by a notorious wind up merchant. You stupid cunt. So I come in from the pub with my carry out, my Mario super chicken fillet burger with onion rings and special sauce and the giant Toblerone from the 24 hour Tesco (£1.50 off, i’m saving it for Christmas but if I choose to stuff it up my big fat hairy arse that’s my fucking business) and I have to read this fucking shite. Perhaps you should read up about the Tia Sharp case brainbox. Basu is the cunt who searched a council house three times and failed to find a body. This is the same cunt who threatened uneducated chavs with the full might of the law if they complained about his obvious incompetence. This is the arselicking cunt who defended his coward boss for leaving one of his officers to die at the hands of a filthy peaceful. This is the public servant who uses his taxpayer funded position to tell us how much safer we would be if we hadn’t voted to leave the beloved EU. This is the cunt who is HEAD OF COUNTER TERRORISM in this country. This is the box ticking cunt who will be Head of the Met Police when the present incumbent hangs up her strap-on. You may think that fat cunts and mobility scooters are a greater danger to your way of life but I have a different opinion,. Not a “hard on” Marjorie, a fucking opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, judgetwi said: So I come in from the pub with my carry out, my Mario super chicken fillet burger with onion rings and special sauce and the giant Toblerone from the 24 hour Tesco (£1.50 off, i’m saving it for Christmas but if I choose to stuff it up my big fat hairy arse that’s my fucking business) and I have to read this fucking shite. Perhaps you should read up about the Tia Sharp case brainbox. Basu is the cunt who searched a council house three times and failed to find a body. This is the same cunt who threatened uneducated chavs with the full might of the law if they complained about his obvious incompetence. This is the arselicking cunt who defended his coward boss for leaving one of his officers to die at the hands of a filthy peaceful. This is the public servant who uses his taxpayer funded position to tell us how much safer we would be if we hadn’t voted to leave the beloved EU. This is the cunt who is HEAD OF COUNTER TERRORISM in this country. This is the box ticking cunt who will be Head of the Met Police when the present incumbent hangs up her strap-on. You may think that fat cunts and mobility scooters are a greater danger to your way of life but I have a different opinion,. Not a “hard on” Marjorie, a fucking opinion. I'm curled up on the sofa, drinking a lovely bottle French Cabernet sauvignon, watching The Da Vinci Code. I fucking love this film. And yes, Basu is a grade A cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm curled up on the sofa, drinking a lovely bottle French Cabernet sauvignon, watching The Da Vinci Code. I fucking love this film. And yes, Basu is a grade A cunt. I was given a bottle of Bombay Sapphire. I'm fucking hammered. What cunt thought it was a good idea to appoint one of the enemy, as the head of counter terrorism? As I said yesterday.. This country is so fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was given a bottle of Bombay Sapphire. I'm fucking hammered. What cunt thought it was a good idea to appoint one of the enemy, as the head of counter terrorism? As I said yesterday.. This country is so fucked. I read earlier that Eamon Holmes has been branded as a racist because he said that Princess Megan is "Uppity". Apparently "Uppity" was a term to describe slaves in yankee land, who thought themselves above their station. Now I'd wager that 90% of UKs population didn't have a fucking clue about this and I bet 98% of the black population of the UK didn't know that as well and I bet the vast majority of them couldn't give a flying fuck either. I'm guessing that whoever brought this up is a latte slurping, brown shoe wearing, white middle class cunt. Just guessing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I read earlier that Eamon Holmes has been branded as a racist because he said that Princess Megan is "Uppity". Apparently "Uppity" was a term to describe slaves in yankee land, who thought themselves above their station. Now I'd wager that 90% of UKs population didn't have a fucking clue about this and I bet 98% of the black population of the UK didn't know that as well and I bet the vast majority of them couldn't give a flying fuck either. I'm guessing that whoever brought this up is a latte slurping, brown shoe wearing, white middle class cunt. Just guessing You are uppity Cambs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 1, 2019 Report Share Posted December 1, 2019 21 hours ago, judgetwi said: So I come in from the pub with my carry out, my Mario super chicken fillet burger with onion rings and special sauce and the giant Toblerone from the 24 hour Tesco (£1.50 off, i’m saving it for Christmas but if I choose to stuff it up my big fat hairy arse that’s my fucking business) and I have to read this fucking shite. Perhaps you should read up about the Tia Sharp case brainbox. Basu is the cunt who searched a council house three times and failed to find a body. This is the same cunt who threatened uneducated chavs with the full might of the law if they complained about his obvious incompetence. This is the arselicking cunt who defended his coward boss for leaving one of his officers to die at the hands of a filthy peaceful. This is the public servant who uses his taxpayer funded position to tell us how much safer we would be if we hadn’t voted to leave the beloved EU. This is the cunt who is HEAD OF COUNTER TERRORISM in this country. This is the box ticking cunt who will be Head of the Met Police when the present incumbent hangs up her strap-on. You may think that fat cunts and mobility scooters are a greater danger to your way of life but I have a different opinion,. Not a “hard on” Marjorie, a fucking opinion. Firstly, don't go shoving that family size bar of Toblerone up your Harris, Jewdy. I've no doubt you could accommodate such an item, but you'd have to be a contortionist to do that from a wheelchair. Secondly, I agree with all your points regarding Basu, not that I have the time or inclination to Google them, I trust you, we're mates after all. I've done a little research on deaths caused by mobility scooters and it comes out at 44 pedestrians seriously injured with 16 killed this year. So you're far more likely to be killed by an overweight raspberry on a scooter than stabbed by a peaceful. Obviously if you're me and have offended the mobility scooter club of Great Britain the probability goes up ten ten fold. It goes without saying that I'll be staying away from the booze aisle of Brixton Tesco and Abdul's Kebab Palace in Streatham. I'd imagine it'd be like that film from the 80's where some yank cunts getting chased by a lorry only slower and far less terrifying. Shalom 😁 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 2, 2019 Report Share Posted December 2, 2019 3 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Firstly, don't go shoving that family size bar of Toblerone up your Harris, Jewdy. I've no doubt you could accommodate such an item, but you'd have to be a contortionist to do that from a wheelchair. Secondly, I agree with all your points regarding Basu, not that I have the time or inclination to Google them, I trust you, we're mates after all. I've done a little research on deaths caused by mobility scooters and it comes out at 44 pedestrians seriously injured with 16 killed this year. So you're far more likely to be killed by an overweight raspberry on a scooter than stabbed by a peaceful. Obviously if you're me and have offended the mobility scooter club of Great Britain the probability goes up ten ten fold. It goes without saying that I'll be staying away from the booze aisle of Brixton Tesco and Abdul's Kebab Palace in Streatham. I'd imagine it'd be like that film from the 80's where some yank cunts getting chased by a lorry only slower and far less terrifying. Shalom 😁 Classic emotional breakdown, often experienced by those suffering with socio-psychological disorders. I suggest you seek professional help Marjorie. Alternatively I could shove my discounted Toblerone up your arse. The trouble is, how would I tell the difference between your sphincter and the chimp lipped fucking maw you call a mouth? They are both full of fucking shit. Sort it out yourself, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 2, 2019 Report Share Posted December 2, 2019 Can everybody please stop shoving Toblerones up each other's arses. White Toblerone is my bestest chocklit, and this is really putting me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 2, 2019 Report Share Posted December 2, 2019 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Can everybody please stop shoving Toblerones up each other's arses. White Toblerone is my bestest chocklit, and this is really putting me off. George Michael's favourite was Whispa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 2, 2019 Report Share Posted December 2, 2019 3 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Firstly, don't go shoving that family size bar of Toblerone up your Harris, Jewdy. I've no doubt you could accommodate such an item, but you'd have to be a contortionist to do that from a wheelchair. Secondly, I agree with all your points regarding Basu, not that I have the time or inclination to Google them, I trust you, we're mates after all. I've done a little research on deaths caused by mobility scooters and it comes out at 44 pedestrians seriously injured with 16 killed this year. So you're far more likely to be killed by an overweight raspberry on a scooter than stabbed by a peaceful. Obviously if you're me and have offended the mobility scooter club of Great Britain the probability goes up ten ten fold. It goes without saying that I'll be staying away from the booze aisle of Brixton Tesco and Abdul's Kebab Palace in Streatham. I'd imagine it'd be like that film from the 80's where some yank cunts getting chased by a lorry only slower and far less terrifying. Shalom 😁 Knowing my luck, I'll depart this life, stabbed by a peaceful raspberry on a motability scooter, whilst eating a kebab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 2, 2019 Report Share Posted December 2, 2019 45 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: George Michael's favourite was Whispa! Careless driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 2, 2019 Report Share Posted December 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Careless driving. Careless cruising Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 2, 2019 Report Share Posted December 2, 2019 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Careless cruising I couldn’t care less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 On 19/03/2019 at 02:53, judgetwi said: I first came across Neil when he defended Sir Craig Mackey, the cowardly cunt who ordered his driver to hit the accelerator when PC Palmer was being butchered by some Jihadi cunt in front of his very eyes. “ He did the right thing” said Neil. Of course Sir Craig has since retired on 65 grand a year while Mrs Palmer gets a widows pension of 12 grand. Of course he did the right thing.......in your cunt world you cun. Judge .. I do not give a fuck what colour a police officer is, and in this Basu was simply doing his job and closing ranks. He himself might think that Sir Craig is a cowardly lump of shit however it would be form for him to say so in public in this context. I also do not think that all Mooslims are murdering cunts .. most of the problem wass caused by ourselves firstly poking our noses in other countries affairs and secondly by not taking the bull by the horns by rounding jihadi fuckwits up and sending them to the shitholes that they worship. We do also need to remember that our very own bible tells us that good Christians should bash their enemies babies heads against rocks and enslave and rape their daughters (Neil please note the latter). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 On 03/12/2019 at 07:52, Glowworm said: Judge .. I do not give a fuck what colour a police officer is, and in this Basu was simply doing his job and closing ranks. He himself might think that Sir Craig is a cowardly lump of shit however it would be form for him to say so in public in this context. I also do not think that all Mooslims are murdering cunts .. most of the problem wass caused by ourselves firstly poking our noses in other countries affairs and secondly by not taking the bull by the horns by rounding jihadi fuckwits up and sending them to the shitholes that they worship. We do also need to remember that our very own bible tells us that good Christians should bash their enemies babies heads against rocks and enslave and rape their daughters (Neil please note the latter). Fuck me, Justin Welby is on here! Who would have thought it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 13 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Who would have thought it? You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: You. I think God might have had something to do with it don’t you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 8 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I think God might have had something to do with it don’t you? No .. he now only works for the peaceful people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 (edited) On 04/12/2019 at 19:19, judgetwi said: Fuck me, Justin Welby is on here! Who would have thought it? Talking of Justin fucking Welby, I see he's given a Christmas message about the direction of the UK being wrong. Well forgive me for not giving two flying fucks what this frock wearing reader of fairy stories things. He even passed comment on the Prince Andrew saga when in reality it would have been better if he gave him some advice a few years earlier, you know, stuff about how not to get caught fiddling with kids etc like the rest of the Anglican clan. Edited December 16, 2019 by Cunty BigBollox How the fuck should I know one religion from another. They're all paedo cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Talking of Justin fucking Welby, I see he's given a Christmas message about the direction of the UK being wrong. Well forgive me for not giving two flying fucks what this frock wearing reader of fairy stories things. He even passed comment on the Prince Andrew saga when in reality it would have been better if he gave him some advice a few years earlier, you know, stuff about how not to get caught fiddling with kids etc like the rest of the catholic clan. Justin Welby is Anglican Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Justin Welby is Anglican Whether he likes fishing or not, the bloke's a cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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