Eddie Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Does Roops like her new car? I bet she can't wait for Ape to fit the special Hobbit-pedals for her. She not easily pleased, I think I may have bit off more than I can chew... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Erroreptile404 said: So he's basically a mirror image of yourself then? wanker. How dare you reptile, Ape is a highly respected knob cheese in a awful factory somewhere.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If everything within a 1000 mile radius of central Saudi Arabia was carpet nuked, I can't see anything that would be greatly missed. Rip it up and start again. If you nuke Turkey where will Northern monkeys go on cheap, shitty all-inclusive package holidays that don't involve spending Euros? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 24 minutes ago, DrCunt said: If you nuke Turkey where will Northern monkeys go on cheap, shitty all-inclusive package holidays that don't involve spending Euros? Scarborough or Blackpool? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 21 hours ago, Ape said: Me and Mrs Ape watched What Becomes Of The Broken Hearted tonight, while we wait for Frank to arrive. It’s a fucking good film, as was the original. It’s given me loads of ideas on how I’ll welcome @Frank into the Ape household when he comes visiting. The stupid fucking wanker. I’m not coming, ape. Not know, not ever.. never. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 11 minutes ago, Frank said: I’m not coming, ape. Not know, not ever.. never. Retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Retard. Shuy up you fucking idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 Just now, Frank said: Shuy up you fucking idiot. Are you drunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 17 minutes ago, Frank said: Shuy up you fucking idiot. QED. Try to refrain from the Ouzo, Giorgos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If everything within a 1000 mile radius of central Saudi Arabia was carpet nuked, I can't see anything that would be greatly missed. Rip it up and start again. I was thinking more of pushing the boundary out to 1500 miles just to make sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Glowworm said: I was thinking more of pushing the boundary out to 1500 miles just to make sure. they may not be small, but I'd engage in a fight to the death with the Pope to lick Rosamund Pike's feet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: they may not be small, but I'd engage in a fight to the death with the Pope to lick Rosamund Pike's feet Sick fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 24 minutes ago, Glowworm said: I was thinking more of pushing the boundary out to 1500 miles just to make sure. Yessss. Is good. For killing of assholes, Uzbekistan. Great success! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 50 minutes ago, Frank said: Shuy up you fucking idiot. just when I think you've reached your nadir on here, you sink a little lower Frank. What about another cancer for one of your theoretical partners? Or drinks on the boat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: just when I think you've reached your nadir on here, you sink a little lower Frank. What about another cancer for one of your theoretical partners? Or drinks on the boat? Hopefully ‘The Titanic’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 21, 2019 Report Share Posted September 21, 2019 On 20 September 2019 at 20:50, DrCunt said: You think this tosser is bad. Harriet fucking Harman wants to be the next speaker. "Basically a fart in skin" Or something along those lines was used by a wordsmith here many moons ago to describe the Harman creature, who of course addressed a crowd of tar brushed tickled types as "brothers and sisters" to a chorus of boos Own up you cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 On 21/09/2019 at 18:07, ratcum said: Trump might be a Spurs fan too Close. He's got an executive box at Hapoel Tel Aviv, according to Mossad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 40 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Close. He's got an executive box at Hapoel Tel Aviv, according to Mossad. Have you got your Jew baiting tongue out again Marje? What’s it like to lick arse on a fucking website you tosser? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 11 hours ago, judgetwi said: Have you got your Jew baiting tongue out again Marje? What’s it like to lick arse on a fucking website you tosser? don't be nasty Jewdy. Forgive and forget I say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 17 hours ago, judgetwi said: Have you got your Jew baiting tongue out again Marje? What’s it like to lick arse on a fucking website you tosser? About what I expected from a self loathing alcoholic. Go fuck yourself, Jewdy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntjocky Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 On 23/09/2019 at 00:19, judgetwi said: Have you got your Jew baiting tongue out again Marje? What’s it like to lick arse on a fucking website you tosser? Good old Judgetwi!...you old bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntjocky Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 On 22/09/2019 at 23:35, Major Cunt said: Close. He's got an executive box at Hapoel Tel Aviv, according to Mossad. No he's a total cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntjocky Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 21 hours ago, ratcum said: don't be nasty Jewdy. Forgive and forget I say. Ratcum is here too!...you 2 fuckers are still here.!..what a bargain Ratcum and Judgetwi..you bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 5 hours ago, Cuntjocky said: Ratcum is here too!...you 2 fuckers are still here.!..what a bargain Ratcum and Judgetwi..you bastards! Ratty's top dog. And top lesbian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 On 22 September 2019 at 23:35, Major Cunt said: Close. He's got an executive box at Hapoel Tel Aviv, according to Mossad. He's also got one at Locomotive Moscow with a pair of piss filled slags ready to shower him down on request, according to Kremlin sources 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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