Cap'n Cunt Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 (edited) Fraser Anning (Australian senator) might be seen as a bit of a cunt by some people, having proclaimed that the Muslim massacre in New Zealand was caused by too many Muslims being in New Zealand. Some might say he's a bit of a cunt, some might see the logic in his thinking. Enter Egg Boy, who thinks it's a jolly wheeze to smash an egg on Fraser Anning's head. Exit Egg Boy, having been punched in the gob a couple of times by Mr. Anning. A good thing, in my opinion. I'd like to see more violence in politics as a whole, and Westminster in particular. Anyway, a bunch of Lefties have started one of their ubiquitous fucking crowdfunding things in support of Egg Boy. Have these fuckers got nothing better to spend their money on, FFS? Thankfully, Egg Boy has promised to give at least some of this money to people who may pretend to be related to the dead Muslims, so everybody wins, really. Edited March 19, 2019 by Mrs Roops 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 17 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Fraser Anning (Australian senator) might be seen as a bit of a cunt by some people, having proclaimed that the Muslim massacre in New Zealand was caused by too many Muslims being in New Zealand. Some might say he's a bit of a cunt, some might see the logic in his thinking. Enter Egg Boy, who thinks it's a jolly wheeze to smash an egg on Fraser Anning's head. Exit Egg Boy, having been punched in the gob a couple of times by Mr. Anning. A good thing, in my opinion. I'd like to see more violence in politics as a whole, and Westminster in particular. Anyway, a bunch of Lefties have started one of their ubiquitous fucking crowdfunding things in support of Egg Boy. Have these fuckers got nothing better to spend their money on, FFS? Thankfully, Egg Boy has promised to give at least some of this money to people who may pretend to be related to the dead Muslims, so everybody wins, really. It was a good left jab. Maybe they can get a fight between him and John 'five chins' Prescott on BBC as that's about the only fucking sport the channel can get. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 17 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Fraser Anning (Australian senator) might be seen as a bit of a cunt by some people, having proclaimed that the Muslim massacre in New Zealand was caused by too many Muslims being in New Zealand. Some might say he's a bit of a cunt, some might see the logic in his thinking. Enter Egg Boy, who thinks it's a jolly wheeze to smash an egg on Fraser Anning's head. Exit Egg Boy, having been punched in the gob a couple of times by Mr. Anning. A good thing, in my opinion. I'd like to see more violence in politics as a whole, and Westminster in particular. Anyway, a bunch of Lefties have started one of their ubiquitous fucking crowdfunding things in support of Egg Boy. Have these fuckers got nothing better to spend their money on, FFS? Thankfully, Egg Boy has promised to give at least some of this money to people who may pretend to be related to the dead Muslims, so everybody wins, really. The little shit deserved the clout given to him by his victim, but the bunch of wannabe hard-men who piled onto him afterwards are a bunch of wankers - they certainly weren't part of an official security team in their shorts and sandals - and it looked like it could have been a decent punch up had they not decided to get involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 Mind you, I bet that one cunt with his arse showing had Punkape's full approval: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 17 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Fraser Anning (Australian senator) might be seen as a bit of a cunt by some people, having proclaimed that the Muslim massacre in New Zealand was caused by too many Muslims being in New Zealand. Some might say he's a bit of a cunt, some might see the logic in his thinking. Enter Egg Boy, who thinks it's a jolly wheeze to smash an egg on Fraser Anning's head. Exit Egg Boy, having been punched in the gob a couple of times by Mr. Anning. A good thing, in my opinion. I'd like to see more violence in politics as a whole, and Westminster in particular. Anyway, a bunch of Lefties have started one of their ubiquitous fucking crowdfunding things in support of Egg Boy. Have these fuckers got nothing better to spend their money on, FFS? Thankfully, Egg Boy has promised to give at least some of this money to people who may pretend to be related to the dead Muslims, so everybody wins, really. Imagine being such a spiteful, blinkered cunt that you start a nomination by suggesting you sympathise with pseudo-Senator and general fucking cretin Anning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 48 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It was a good left jab. Maybe they can get a fight between him and John 'five chins' Prescott on BBC as that's about the only fucking sport the channel can get. I'd be all for this, especially if Anning can start the bout armed with a myriad of lethal weapons, including a hand grenade that he can shove up the odious fat wanker's arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 17 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Fraser Anning (Australian senator) might be seen as a bit of a cunt by some people, having proclaimed that the Muslim massacre in New Zealand was caused by too many Muslims being in New Zealand. Some might say he's a bit of a cunt, some might see the logic in his thinking. Enter Egg Boy, who thinks it's a jolly wheeze to smash an egg on Fraser Anning's head. Exit Egg Boy, having been punched in the gob a couple of times by Mr. Anning. A good thing, in my opinion. I'd like to see more violence in politics as a whole, and Westminster in particular. Anyway, a bunch of Lefties have started one of their ubiquitous fucking crowdfunding things in support of Egg Boy. Have these fuckers got nothing better to spend their money on, FFS? Thankfully, Egg Boy has promised to give at least some of this money to people who may pretend to be related to the dead Muslims, so everybody wins, really. I don't know about all that. Personally, I think if you're being a stupid fucking gob shite, the least you deserve is an egg smashed into your idiot fucking head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: I don't know about all that. Personally, I think if you're being a stupid fucking gob shite, the least you deserve is an egg smashed into your idiot fucking head. Fancy meeting up at Reggies tea stall, Norwich Market, Tuesday at 11am, I've...erm, got something for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Fancy meeting up at Reggies tea stall, Norwich Market, Tuesday at 11am, I've...erm, got something for you. A large sausage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 His name is William Connolly, and he's a bit too much of a floppy-haired poof for my liking. He had his mobile in one hand, filming away, whereas if he'd had a machete instead he could have made a proper fucking job of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: His name is William Connolly, and he's a bit too much of a floppy-haired poof for my liking. He had his mobile in one hand, filming away, whereas if he'd had a machete instead he could have made a proper fucking job of it. Nivea For Men faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 The stupid little cunt could have at least used an Emu's egg. They even grow there, don't they? As for him looking a bit gay and effeminate, I think all Austalians look like this nowadays. Perhaps Southerncunt can confirm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 27 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: His name is William Connolly, and he's a bit too much of a floppy-haired poof for my liking. He had his mobile in one hand, filming away, whereas if he'd had a machete instead he could have made a proper fucking job of it. Billy Connolly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: The little shit deserved the clout given to him by his victim, but the bunch of wannabe hard-men who piled onto him afterwards are a bunch of wankers - they certainly weren't part of an official security team in their shorts and sandals - and it looked like it could have been a decent punch up had they not decided to get involved. Those Aussie police were fleet of foot. Could they have taken a few more minutes to arrive? When they did turn up, they very casually entered as if they were bothered on their meal break. Cunts! 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Mind you, I bet that one cunt with his arse showing had Punkape's full approval: For all we know, it could have been Punkape. He'll seize any opportunity at the chance of getting one up his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 Loath as I am to link to the Hades that is facebook....... https://www.facebook.com/415609482188085/posts/675812026167828?sfns=mo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: It was a good left jab. Maybe they can get a fight between him and John 'five chins' Prescott on BBC as that's about the only fucking sport the channel can get. Don’t you mean ‘Lord Prescott of Hull’ the proper labour socialist who never shut the fuck up about the unelected Lords while an MP and then suddenly saw the light and accepted a life peerage in one of King Tonys death throes in 2010, explaining that he would be more effective in destroying the Lords from within, something which he appears to have forgotten to do, just as he forgot to mention to his missus that he was shagging his secretary. Working class hero? Fat windbag cunt more like. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: Don’t you mean ‘Lord Prescott of Hull’ the proper labour socialist who never shut the fuck up about the unelected Lords while an MP and then suddenly saw the light and accepted a life peerage in one of King Tonys death throes in 2010, explaining that he would be more effective in destroying the Lords from within, something which he appears to have forgotten to do, just as he forgot to mention to his missus that he was shagging his secretary. Working class hero? Fat windbag cunt more like. The fattest fucking bulimic I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The fattest fucking bulimic I've ever seen. He was deputy prime minister from 97 till 07 purely as the token old labour minister who basically sold out and took the pieces of silver and gave it all the old school trade union shit without actually doing anything important. Even David Blunkett would have been able to see through the the fat hypocritical cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 37 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The fattest fucking bulimic I've ever seen. Trust you to bring that up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Fancy meeting up at Reggies tea stall, Norwich Market, Tuesday at 11am, I've...erm, got something for you. Is it an apostrophe? Idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 19, 2019 Report Share Posted March 19, 2019 I like politicians who react like Human Beings and not robots whose public relations software chip overrides the basic flight or 'kick him in thebollocks' response us 'Normals' have. Besides, who the fuck is that 'Egger'? I think even Audley Harrison might have taken him out, the soft-as-shite little I don't know what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 19, 2019 Report Share Posted March 19, 2019 4 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: I like politicians who react like Human Beings and not robots whose public relations software chip overrides the basic flight or 'kick him in thebollocks' response us 'Normals' have. Besides, who the fuck is that 'Egger'? I think even Audley Harrison might have taken him out, the soft-as-shite little I don't know what. Unofficial reports have released his first name, "Hammond." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 19, 2019 Report Share Posted March 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Unofficial reports have released his first name, "Hammond." {chortle} Yes, how does one refer to the culprit and the victim in this situation.? I went with 'Egger' (and would have used 'Eggee') but this seems more cumbersome than a gored robot and, as you have identified, leaves one wide open for the rib-tickling play on words that you have so adeptly highlighted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 16 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: "Hammond." That's a euphemism for a knob, haven't you seen The Grand Tour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 A certain John Murphy was jailed for 28 days today for lobbing an egg at Jezza Corbyn, the well known pretend commie, terrorist sympathiser and turncoat EU cocksucker. I seem to remember that the cunt who did the same thing to Sir Nigel of Farage got a conditional discharge. What makes me laugh is that these cunts think nobody notices this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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