Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 All of us enjoy the commentary of cuntfuckery here on these hallowed pages, but how many times do we share experiences of shit cuntery we see with our own eyes, in the here and now? I did just that on a very late satellite broadcast of a game of Lacrosse from the States. Over there, they have men's and women's teams at their "college" level, and in this particular match-up, the visiting team stayed on their sideline for the halftime period. The girls had just made themselves cozy in front of a portable propane heater, when some soulless cunt stepped up the heater and turned the fucking thing off. The birds turned their heads, looking at each other in disbelief, as the wanker strolled away. They hadn't even been settled for a full minute, not even enough time to warm their hands. If you are unfamiliar with this sport, it is fast moving. The men, much like in their version of "football," are clad in protective gear from tip to toe. The ladies are not. They get a pair of sport goggles for eye protection, and their kit. They also have a larger field of play than the blokes...IMO, they play a harder game, and they are always running. So, to have just a few minutes to warm up, and some miserable tosser shut the thing down, that's a fucking cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 Mucus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 8 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: All of us enjoy the commentary of cuntfuckery here on these hallowed pages, but how many times do we share experiences of shit cuntery we see with our own eyes, in the here and now? I did just that on a very late satellite broadcast of a game of Lacrosse from the States. Over there, they have men's and women's teams at their "college" level, and in this particular match-up, the visiting team stayed on their sideline for the halftime period. The girls had just made themselves cozy in front of a portable propane heater, when some soulless cunt stepped up the heater and turned the fucking thing off. The birds turned their heads, looking at each other in disbelief, as the wanker strolled away. They hadn't even been settled for a full minute, not even enough time to warm their hands. If you are unfamiliar with this sport, it is fast moving. The men, much like in their version of "football," are clad in protective gear from tip to toe. The ladies are not. They get a pair of sport goggles for eye protection, and their kit. They also have a larger field of play than the blokes...IMO, they play a harder game, and they are always running. So, to have just a few minutes to warm up, and some miserable tosser shut the thing down, that's a fucking cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 Yoko Ono must be right up there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Mucus. Stupid little spastic wanker. Fuck off and die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 15 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Mucus. Reported. Topic derailment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 41 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: ...some soulless cunt stepped up the heater and turned the fucking thing off. Not quite on a par with shooting up a mosque though, now is it? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Not quite on a par with shooting up a mosque though, now is it? Tell that to Pen, shivering away under a threadbare blanket in the nursing home as the nurse that won't even speak to her turns the thermostat down another notch... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Tell that to Pen, shivering away under a threadbare blanket in the nursing home as the nurse that won't even speak to her turns the thermostat down another notch... Threadbare blanket? Huh, luxury. One of the homes I worked in didn't even have a roof. If it rained we just put plastic shopping bags over their heads. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 37 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Not quite on a par with shooting up a mosque though, now is it? I guess that depends on who you ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 I once saw two young girls practicing Lacrosse on Clapham Common. That’s my contribution to this fascinating debate. Sorry. Best I could do. I looked for an emoji for Lacrosse but couldn’t see it. Hope this working class sport may be acceptable. 🎯 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 I once saw a couple of nuns licking each other all over...Sorry that was a wet dream...Oops, i meant film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Reported. Topic derailment I reckon it's Punky's brain derailment if we are honest Wiz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 17 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I once saw two young girls practicing Lacrosse on Clapham Common. That’s my contribution to this fascinating debate. Sorry. Best I could do. I looked for an emoji for Lacrosse but couldn’t see it. Hope this working class sport may be acceptable. 🎯 That's the best representation of a dart board that the computer designing fraternity could come up with. Anti working class wankers. Like those advertising creatives that make the ads for Screwfix or Toolstation, a load of cunts in hi-viz, prancing around like Dick Van Dyke and slurping on 'a cuppa wiv two shoogers' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 27 minutes ago, Fender777 said: I reckon it's Punky's brain derailment if we are honest Wiz. Punky has a brain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 31 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Punky has a brain? Well, it's very limited unfortunately for the poor learned cunt. He will be along shortly to confirm this is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Punky has a brain? Yes he does. Unlike you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 16 minutes ago, The Bishop said: Yes he does. Unlike you. Mucus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's the best representation of a dart board that the computer designing fraternity could come up with. Anti working class wankers. Like those advertising creatives that make the ads for Screwfix or Toolstation, a load of cunts in hi-viz, prancing around like Dick Van Dyke and slurping on 'a cuppa wiv two shoogers' More mucus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 9 hours ago, Iam Ape said: Stupid little spastic wanker. Fuck off and die. What comes out of a cat’s nose ? Mewcus. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 Mucus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Mucus. You were last warned on the 5th March about derailing new threads, yet still you persist. Take a rest for 2 days, do it again and you'll be off-site for two weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 On 17/03/2019 at 02:34, Eric Cuntman said: That's the best representation of a dart board that the computer designing fraternity could come up with. Anti working class wankers. Like those advertising creatives that make the ads for Screwfix or Toolstation, a load of cunts in hi-viz, prancing around like Dick Van Dyke and slurping on 'a cuppa wiv two shoogers' Tommy wossisname and the frigging garage doors .. he jast laarves the craawftsmunnship 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 On 16/03/2019 at 23:02, Wizardsleeve said: All of us enjoy the commentary of cuntfuckery here on these hallowed pages, but how many times do we share experiences of shit cuntery we see with our own eyes, in the here and now? I did just that on a very late satellite broadcast of a game of Lacrosse from the States. Over there, they have men's and women's teams at their "college" level, and in this particular match-up, the visiting team stayed on their sideline for the halftime period. The girls had just made themselves cozy in front of a portable propane heater, when some soulless cunt stepped up the heater and turned the fucking thing off. The birds turned their heads, looking at each other in disbelief, as the wanker strolled away. They hadn't even been settled for a full minute, not even enough time to warm their hands. If you are unfamiliar with this sport, it is fast moving. The men, much like in their version of "football," are clad in protective gear from tip to toe. The ladies are not. They get a pair of sport goggles for eye protection, and their kit. They also have a larger field of play than the blokes...IMO, they play a harder game, and they are always running. So, to have just a few minutes to warm up, and some miserable tosser shut the thing down, that's a fucking cunt! It's a shame they were girls. Otherwise they'd have known how to switch the fucking thing back on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 On 16/03/2019 at 23:31, Fender777 said: Well, it's very limited unfortunately for the poor learned cunt. He will be along shortly to confirm this is true. He shouldn't bother. The more he posts, the more shocking his personality becomes. Questions of his intelligence are secondary to the many regarding his dubious sexuality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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