King Billy Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 16 hours ago, scotty said: The current crop are fucking awful dapps, truly dreadful, the albert and pen show have more laughs in them than this lot. Somewhere in the UK an asylum has sprung a leak, it's the only credible explanation. That must be right then Einstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: That must be right then Einstein I can't place Scotty. He is certainly not in the British Isles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 5 minutes ago, Crab said: I can't place Scotty. He is certainly not in the British Isles! Try the fairy isles 🧚🏽♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 All of Billy's likes come from crab. Hmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: All of Billy's likes come from crab. Hmmm. And all of the Bishops likes are from - well nobody really . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, Queefer said: And all of the Bishops likes are from - well nobody really . I 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: All of Billy's likes come from crab. Hmmm. Holmes and Watson. Hmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 On 01/03/2019 at 23:48, Ollyboro said: No, I don't have a bidet. Let's say there are a million bidets in Britain (pre-Brexit# getting our anuses wet) how many of them do you reckon get used daily? I don't think anycunt who owns a bidet actually uses one. About 20 years ago, my mate allowed his wife to spend a few grand on a new bathroom suite. Anyway, after a night on the piss, he staggered back into his house - the evening his bathroom suite had been fitted- and promptly had a shit in his new bidet. He'd confused it with an actual toilet. Anyhow, he's no longer married to the bidet bitch, although he still lives in the same house. I think he's got rid of the turd, the wife but not the bidet. Never used the bidet since. You posed this same question (sort of) to me personally the other night, Olly, and I answered you fully. However, I can say hand upon heart, that of the properties I have lived in and of those I have now, only one had a Bidet already installed, and not once (to the best of my knowledge) did any cunt use it let alone know what the poxy thing was for. "Oh, you have a Bidet!" would on occasion be voiced by those that were fortunate enough to be allowed to go anywhere near my inner sanctum, and apart from chilling bottles of cheap plonk for the aforementioned visitors, the fucking Bidet was the last thing on my mind at any given time. The Mrs may have left her top & bottom plates in soak with a few tabs of Dispersible Strident in the fucker, but she never let on if she did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 On 02/03/2019 at 00:08, camberwell gypsy said: Are you Peter Kay's script writer? Unlikely, Olly is mildly amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 On 2 March 2019 at 19:26, EreptileDysfunction said: @King Billy and @Crab need bidets for all the shit that gets regurgitated from their stupid fucking mouths. I'd happily rip said bidet of the wall and smash the cunt continually over their stupid fucking heads until desired mass of blood and brain pulp has been achieved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 On 8 March 2019 at 00:00, Stubby Pecker said: I'd happily rip said bidet of the wall and smash the cunt continually over their stupid fucking heads until desired mass of blood and brain pulp has been achieved There wouldn't be enough brain matter between them to scoop into a thimble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 On 07/03/2019 at 19:00, Stubby Pecker said: I'd happily rip said bidet of the wall and smash the cunt continually over their stupid fucking heads until desired mass of blood and brain pulp has been achieved I think an ice axe would be a fun way to dispatch them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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