Goober Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 42 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Just fiddle the leccy you unimaginative cunt. £400 and the boys will trunk the mains onto a separate fuse board hidden in the garage that serves the kitchen/utility/garage and outside heaters. Gas?…same price. PM me your address and I can collect a finder’s fee. Move with the times. Who'd have thought that a Scouser would be a cheating, thieving cunt that consorts with other thieving, lowlife cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 28 minutes ago, Goober said: Who'd have thought that a Scouser would be a cheating, thieving cunt that consorts with other thieving, lowlife cunts. Nicking leccy and gas is hardly "cheating". Its not letting ridiculously overpaid wankers take you for a ride at the expense of the gullible cunts already bending over and taking it up the shitter to pay for some energy CEO's sixteen year old spoilt daughter's third yacht which she won't even use. Fuck 'em all. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Nicking leccy and gas is hardly "cheating". Its not letting ridiculously overpaid wankers take you for a ride at the expense of the gullible cunts already bending over and taking it up the shitter to pay for some energy CEO's sixteen year old spoilt daughter's third yacht which she won't even use. Fuck 'em all. Have your fees gone up? I’m in court next Thursday and you did win my last case. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Nicking leccy and gas is hardly "cheating". Its not letting ridiculously overpaid wankers take you for a ride at the expense of the gullible cunts already bending over and taking it up the shitter to pay for some energy CEO's sixteen year old spoilt daughter's third yacht which she won't even use. Fuck 'em all. Tell that to the judge, RK. I'm sure they'd agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 Just now, Goober said: Tell that to the judge, RK. I'm sure they'd agree. Fuck the judge, too. Pin it all on a black Somalian immigrant - he'll serve a reduced sentence and think he's in the fucking Ritz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 9 minutes ago, Goober said: Tell that to the judge, RK. I'm sure they'd agree. A schizophrenic judge then or a conjoined twin judge? Twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Fuck the judge, too. Pin it all on a black Somalian immigrant - he'll serve a reduced sentence and think he's in the fucking Ritz. Without flinging too much shit, RK, I'm assuming, as a law abiding citizen, your comment about gullible cunts did not self-reference. Is that because your Northern abode does not yet benefit from new fangled shit like mains electricity? I'll start a petition on your behalf if you like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: A schizophrenic judge then or a conjoined twin judge? Twat. The only judge I know is a kike one, who uses gender neutral pronouns such as 'they' because its maggot can't be detected by any known scientific means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: because its maggot can't be detected by any known scientific means. Old fashioned detective work will solve this case Decs. First locate the discarded foreskin, then follow the blood trail and ‘Holy Moses’ there it is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 16 minutes ago, Goober said: Without flinging too much shit, RK, I'm assuming, as a law abiding citizen, your comment about gullible cunts did not self-reference. Is that because your Northern abode does not yet benefit from new fangled shit like mains electricity? I'll start a petition on your behalf if you like. Who the fuck are you? The Npower Police? Take it up with M'bdulla. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Who the fuck are you? The Npower Police? Take it up with M'bdulla. No, ScottishPower. People's Front of Judea cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 5 minutes ago, Goober said: No, ScottishPower. People's Front of Judea cunt. Don't you mean "Judean People's Front cunt"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 Just now, Roadkill said: Don't you mean "Judean People's Front cunt"? Front cunt... The best sort. PFoJ (Newcastle Branch), cunt. What did the Geordies ever do for us? If you say Gazza I'm going to kick your ball sack inside out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 11 minutes ago, Goober said: Front cunt... The best sort. PFoJ (Newcastle Branch), cunt. What did the Geordies ever do for us? If you say Gazza I'm going to kick your ball sack inside out. Shearer? And pease pudding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 38 minutes ago, Decimus said: The only judge I know is a kike one, who uses gender neutral pronouns such as 'they' because its maggot can't be detected by any known scientific means. I play golf with several Judges at my various elite golf clubs. You would be excluded from joining any of these clubs because of your poor social standing and obsession with sodomy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 5 minutes ago, Goober said: What did the Geordies ever do for us? Stayed there. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 Just now, King Billy said: Stayed there. We were good at answering phones until the fucking Indians undercut us... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 12 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Shearer? You mean that BBC wanker that won a Premier League title for Blackburn and got The Toon relegated? Ummmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 2 minutes ago, Goober said: You mean that BBC wanker that won a Premier League title for Blackburn and got The Toon relegated? Ummmm... What's going on here, Goobs? You seem to want some kind of continuation. Are we having an argument? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 14 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Shearer? And pease pudding. Cheryl Fernandez Tweedy Sootyfuck etc. etc. etc. Cole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 15 minutes ago, Roadkill said: We were good at answering phones until the fucking Indians undercut us... No offence, RK, you could train a Bonobo to answer a phone, it doesn't mean the person on the other end will understand them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 Just now, Roadkill said: What's going on here, Goobs? You seem to want some kind of continuation. Are we having an argument? He told me he doesn’t like you RK. You should kill him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: What's going on here, Goobs? You seem to want some kind of continuation. Are we having an argument? Of course not, RK. That's not where we're at and I genuinely hope we never will be. Just bants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 22 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You would be excluded from joining any of these clubs because of your poor social standing and obsession with sodomy. Well, that didn't preclude you from providing the 'milk' at the Congleton Municipal Golf Club's 19th hole... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 7 minutes ago, Goober said: Of course not, RK. That's not where we're at and I genuinely hope we never will be. Just bants. To be fair on the Shearer thing, you did ask what Geordies did for other people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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