Eric Cuntman Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 Welcome to the 'bloke said, down the pub' thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 4 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Keith Bennet will be 95% peat by now so should burn like a fucking cunt. Manc cunts don’t start moors fires by accidentally having a barbq, they simple set fire to the cunt and watch. No accident. That sounds dangerously close to an admission MC. Here, for no particular reason other than it’s the most Manc thing I could find at 6am, is a little clip to lighten your day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 6 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: No as I live 348m above sea level, which means by 2037 I will be living in a nice fishing village off the coast of Gloucestershire. So you live 18 metres above the summit of Cleeve Hill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Poesklap Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Here, for no particular reason other than it’s the most Manc thing I could find at 6am, is a little clip to lighten your day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 13 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: 42 degrees would bring about the need to put on a sweater in Thailand. That’s a cool evening in autumn you thick cunt. Lets hope your Mrs can fire out ping pong balls at 42 degrees along with the standard away swinger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 (edited) On 27/02/2019 at 00:48, Monumental cunt said: If the past few days are the result of Global warming, Bring it on ! Hands up those cunts who want to live in Grey, overcast, miserable, cold, damp Britain. Im off to buy a car with a big V8 engine, a log fire for the house, a fridge with CFCs and a pallet of baked beans so I can fart methane all day. i want to see 25 degrees on New Year’s Eve. Joking aside, this planet of ours needs protecting. The Polar ice cap is the last of our problems. From pollution, the dire state of our seas & oceans and our rivers through to vegetation, everything is at the point of no recovery. Just as like Enoch Powel predicted, the same predictions were made as few as 10 years ago about the state of our planet and its species, and within that time alone animals have become extinct and our first Bjorn's are all Vegans... The domino effect will be catastrophic, and I kid you not, entire countries (including our own) may be here one day and then gone the next. The additional problem is that no cunt gives two fucks seriously enough to do jack-shite about it. None of us cunts will be here anyway in 40 years time, but the world itself in its current entirety probably has less time than that. Our only salvation is moving to higher ground upon the tip of Ben Nevis (to fuck with Snowdonia, I'd rather drown) or grabbing yourself a customised V8 with quad-carbs & Nitro-Boosters and changing your name to Max. Edited March 1, 2019 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 21 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Joking aside, this planet of ours needs protecting. The Polar ice cap is the last of our problems. From pollution, the dire state of our seas & oceans and our rivers through to vegetation, everything is at the point of no recovery. Just as like Enoch Powel predicted, the same predictions were made as few as 10 years ago about the state of our planet and its species, and within that time alone animals have become extinct and our first Bjorn's are all Vegans... The domino effect will be catastrophic, and I kid you not, entire countries (including our own) may be here one day and then gone the next. The additional problem is that no cunt gives two fucks seriously enough to do jack-shite about it. None of us cunts will be here anyway in 40 years time, but the world itself in its current entirety probably has less time than that. Our only salvation is moving to higher ground upon the tip of Ben Nevis (to fuck with Snowdonia, I'd rather drown) or grabbing yourself a customised V8 with quad-carbs & Nitro-Boosters and changing your name to Max. One minute you're wishing painful death upon every dog on the planet, the next you're trying in vain to save it. What a strange moral compass you seem to portray, perhaps explained only by your desire to seek attention. When sea levels rise and the floods come, do you have plans to convert your static home into an amphibious caravan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 (edited) Wasn't this country and pretty much everywhere on the planet steaming hot tropical jungle millions of years ago anyway. It's a cycle, hopefully we're going back to the jungle phase. Edited March 1, 2019 by Erroreptile404 Well not hopefully.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 14 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Yes.... if global warming is occurring. why does everyone crap on about 1976 being the hottest summer ever. Does that mean it’s now getting cooler???? Must be. Weather like time is subjective. Everybody has there own sense of it. There is no scientific basis for explaining weather. They say its raining. Stick your head out of the wibdow its sunny and dry. It's all hocus pocus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 38 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Wasn't this country and pretty much everywhere on the planet steaming hot tropical jungle millions of years ago anyway. It's a cycle, hopefully we're going back to the jungle phase. That's when you and your relatives were transitioning from water to land. The first "trans" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: One minute you're wishing painful death upon every dog on the planet, the next you're trying in vain to save it. What a strange moral compass you seem to portray, perhaps explained only by your desire to seek attention. When sea levels rise and the floods come, do you have plans to convert your static home into an amphibious caravan? Try not to be daft. You on the other hand would have died with the rest of the weak, the feeble and absent minded. Do you not realise, that every time you come on here, you're depriving your village of its idiot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 44 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Wasn't this country and pretty much everywhere on the planet steaming hot tropical jungle millions of years ago anyway. It's a cycle, hopefully we're going back to the jungle phase. You're already in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, Crab said: That's when you and your relatives were transitioning from water to land. The first "trans" I know your gestation period was cut short, but there's nothing to be gained trying to make up for it now. Fuck off you boring little tit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 34 minutes ago, ratcum said: I know your gestation period was cut short, but there's nothing to be gained trying to make up for it now. Fuck off you boring little tit Sorry Ratster, I thought it was quite funny, and have therefore given it one of my "the exception that proves the rule" likes. I'll give you one too to make up for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 15 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Who said the ice caps are melting? Have you been there? It’s all a tall fucking story. The uncomfortable truth is that the ice caps got bigger the past few years. Thats why the cunts changed their story from Global Warming to Climate Change. That’s like asking for £2 billion to study what’s the view outside going to be tomorrow. I can tell you it will be different for a tenner £ cunts the lot of em. If there is such a thing as 'global warming' how come my gas/electricity bill goes up every fuckin' winter, through trying to stave off the hypothermia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 57 minutes ago, ratcum said: I know your gestation period was cut short, but there's nothing to be gained trying to make up for it now. Fuck off you boring little tit I'm still not sure about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 7 minutes ago, cooze said: If there is such a thing as 'global warming' how come my gas/electricity bill goes up every fuckin' winter, through trying to stave off the hypothermia? Eh.... they put the prices up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 24 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Sorry Ratster, I thought it was quite funny, and have therefore given it one of my "the exception that proves the rule" likes. I'll give you one too to make up for it The trans remark clearly hit a sore point - probably Ratcum is in the half peeled banana stage. Wait to they turn it inside out and Ratcum has a new vagina. He will be ratty then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 10 minutes ago, Crab said: Eh.... they put the prices up? Yeah, and I have to use more of it to keep the heating on, because Global Warming is a figment of gullible snowflakes imagination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 20 minutes ago, cooze said: If there is such a thing as 'global warming' how come my gas/electricity bill goes up every fuckin' winter, through trying to stave off the hypothermia? That was known as 'Global Freezing.' It went out in 1980s. Have you not switched to BlackPower plc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 16 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Have you not switched to BlackPower plc? I considered it, but when you've had black, you can never go back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 1 hour ago, cooze said: Yeah, and I have to use more of it to keep the heating on, because Global Warming is a figment of gullible snowflakes imagination. You are right about that as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: That was known as 'Global Freezing.' It went out in 1980s. Have you not switched to BlackPower plc? I use newzpaper, kindling, then afew lumps of smokeless - is that what you're on about or are you a White Supremacist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 2 hours ago, ratcum said: I know your gestation period was cut short, but there's nothing to be gained trying to make up for it now. Fuck off you boring little tit Tits aren't boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 (edited) 34 minutes ago, Crab said: I use newzpaper, kindling, then afew lumps of smokeless - is that what you're on about or are you a White Supremacist? I use Rizla, Ketamine, then a few rocks of crack. That's what I'm on, just about. I do lines of White too as well as Kashmiri Black, and so your guess is as good as mine at this time of the morning. Edited March 1, 2019 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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