Ape™️ Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 8 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Bent as fuck. Unless it's an 80s/90s Golf GTI, otherwise fuck off and stuff your Daniel Beddingfield CD up your arse while you're at it. Your idiocy knows no bounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 Just now, Iam Ape said: Your idiocy knows no bounds. No one was talking to you so pipe down mongo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't fucking try and ruin it, thanks to spray-guns, he can have it whatever colour he likes. And manual choke conversion kits are available from Weber, Stromberg and Solex. @Decimus, I gather you were busy, so I've sorted out this 'parade raining' cunt for you. I believe SU also do a manual choke conversion kit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 3 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Bent as fuck. Unless it's an 80s/90s Golf GTI, otherwise fuck off and stuff your Daniel Beddingfield CD up your arse while you're at it. The 90s Golf was so good that VW still issue them to their 'Directors of Engineering' as company cars.. ..don't they @sean5302? You bullshitting little crybaby cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: The 90s Golf was so good that VW still issue them to their 'Directors of Engineering' as company cars.. ..don't they @sean5302? You bullshitting little crybaby cunt. Be careful his corporate lawyers are still working on his case against Mrs Roops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 I'm thinking of fucking my gran 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'm thinking of fucking my gran No ratters, its "thinking of my fucking nan". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The 90s Golf was so good that VW still issue them to their 'Directors of Engineering' as company cars.. ..don't they @sean5302? You bullshitting little crybaby cunt. Eh? are you implying i'm sean5302? I'm not him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: No its not. Its Phencyclidine. Spotto will sell you some if you know where to find him. Of course the “travelling community” don’t need any type of finance for car purchase as all their vehicles are stolen....and then used almost exclusively for criminal purposes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 5 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Eh? are you implying i'm sean5302? I'm not him. No, you fucking dildo. I was just using your mention of VW as an excuse to poke the cunt with a stick. He may not have the bottle to log in anymore, but I bet he's reading this, and seething. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 21 hours ago, Iam Ape said: You sound envious, Dan. If they can afford the repayments, they can drive whatever the fuck they want. I would imagine a peasant such as yourself would drive some sort of clapped out Vauxhall with “helicopter club” stickers on the windows... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Of course the “travelling community” don’t need any type of finance for car purchase as all their vehicles are stolen....and then used almost exclusively for the criminal purposes. The one good thing about gypsy women, is that they all dance like Rosie Perez from Soul Train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No, you fucking dildo. I was just using your mention of VW as an excuse to poke the cunt with a stick. He may not have the bottle to log in anymore, but I bet he's reading this, and seething. Oh never mind then i was getting confused, apologies. The old Golf GTIs are pretty neat little cars though, there used to be a purple MKII GTI soft top convertible not far from me some years back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 3 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Bent as fuck. Unless it's an 80s/90s Golf GTI, otherwise fuck off and stuff your Daniel Beddingfield CD up your arse while you're at it. I imagine that the only time you've been behind the wheel is whilst playing Gran Turismo in a young offenders common room, you joystick fiddling fucking man-child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 4 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Oh never mind then i was getting confused, apologies. The old Golf GTIs are pretty neat little cars though, there used to be a purple MKII GTI soft top convertible not far from me some years back. The mk 1 and 2 Fiesta XR2s were fun as well. But the ultimate hot hatch was the Lancia Delta Integrale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 10 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I would imagine a peasant such as yourself would drive some sort of clapped out Vauxhall with “helicopter club” stickers on the windows... lol. You imagine a lot of things, Pukeape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I imagine that the only time you've been behind the wheel is whilst playing Gran Turismo in a young offenders common room, you joystick fiddling fucking man-child. I own a 2.5 litre 05 plate BMW Z4 lol. Is your VW a 1 litre sewing machine job? Do you feel emasculated when you go out in it? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 21 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Eh? are you implying i'm sean5302? I'm not him. Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The mk 1 and 2 Fiesta XR2s were fun as well. But the ultimate hot hatch was the Lancia Delta Integrale. Didn't they eventually stop selling the Integrale in the UK due to rust issues? Agreed brilliant car though, command high prices nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 Just now, EreptileDysfunction said: Didn't they eventually stop selling the Integrale in the UK due to rust issues? Agreed brilliant car though, command high prices nowadays. I think that was the Lancia Beta. All Lancias rusted but the Beta was made from corned beef tins. It pretty much put them out of business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 11 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I own a 2.5 litre 05 plate BMW Z4 lol. Is your VW a 1 litre sewing machine job? Do you feel emasculated when you go out in it? lol I don't feel anything, ED. I'm not a car fan, as long as it moves and gets me to where I want to go, I'm not overly bothered. I've never understood why a scratch to the door or wheel arch is a matter of life or death for some people, I couldn't give a fuck either way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I don't feel anything, ED. I'm not a car fan, as long as it moves and gets me to where I want to go, I'm not overly bothered. I've never understood why a scratch to the door or wheel arch is a matter of life or death for some people, I couldn't give a fuck either way. Fair enough. I was just fucking around with you anyway. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 43 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: No ratters, its "thinking of my fucking nan". No one wants to know what's tattooed above your arse crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 38 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I would imagine a peasant such as yourself would drive some sort of clapped out Vauxhall with “helicopter club” stickers on the windows... lol. He licked those stickers off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: No ratters, its "thinking of my fucking nan". I'm not a complete savage, the old bat's been dead 40 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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