Cuntybaws Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 18 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'm not a complete savage, the old bat's been dead 40 years Brace yourself, Gran, I'm going in dry! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Brace yourself, Gran, I'm going in dry! A light smear of capsaicin gel on the condom generally gets a good reaction from the more sedate partner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The one good thing about gypsy women, is that they all dance like Rosie Perez from Soul Train. That wouldn't interest punkers unless they were wearing leather loin cloths, with hairy chests and Freddie Mercury moustaches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 36 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Brace yourself, Gran, I'm going in dry! all these ads on the tele about dry twats has put me off CB. Might have to use the eye socket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 24 minutes ago, ratcum said: all these ads on the tele about dry twats has put me off CB. Might have to use the eye socket "It's in one ear and out the other with you, Ratty", as your Auntie Vi no doubt used to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 15 minutes ago, ratcum said: all these ads on the tele about dry twats has put me off CB. Might have to use the eye socket It's repellant. Women talking about fannies and removing all the mystery and allure. I bet they'd be up in arms if some cunt started advertising 'Itchy Scrot-away' on the telly. I blame that shovel faced cunt Germaine Greer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's repellant. Women talking about fannies and removing all the mystery and allure. I bet they'd be up in arms if some cunt started advertising 'Itchy Scrot-away' on the telly. I blame that shovel faced cunt Germaine Greer. The sheer number of medical things that can go wrong with fannies is truly frightening to contemplate. The blue waffle is actually one of the more visually appealing ailments, compared to, say, a badly infected prolapse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: I'm not a complete savage, the old bat's been dead 40 years Are you Khasim Kurahm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: That wouldn't interest punkers unless they were wearing leather loin cloths, with hairy chests and Freddie Mercury moustaches. I want to break free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 36 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The sheer number of medical things that can go wrong with fannies is truly frightening to contemplate. The blue waffle is actually one of the more visually appealing ailments, compared to, say, a badly infected prolapse. I know, and they're the fussy ones when it comes to selecting a mate. You'd think they would have realised it was us doing them a favour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 42 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's repellant. Women talking about fannies and removing all the mystery and allure. I bet they'd be up in arms if some cunt started advertising 'Itchy Scrot-away' on the telly. I blame that shovel faced cunt Germaine Greer. Did someone say German queer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The 90s Golf was so good that VW still issue them to their 'Directors of Engineering' as company cars.. ..don't they @sean5302? You bullshitting little crybaby cunt. The 1942 Heinrich Himmler special edition Passat is now very collectable. It has a very fetching color scheme based on the first edition Belsen range by Hugo Boss. Unfortunately very few survived the war somewhat coincidentally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 59 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's repellant. Women talking about fannies and removing all the mystery and allure. I bet they'd be up in arms if some cunt started advertising 'Itchy Scrot-away' on the telly. I blame that shovel faced cunt Germaine Greer. My missus confessed to me once after I got her drunk and slipped a few Rohypnol in her Lambrusco that all her and her mates do all day is laze around watching Loose Women and Ellen (whatever the fuck that is) and play with their fannies all afternoon. So I don’t actually feel any guilt for phoning the tv licensing about her. I’ve thrown her out now and still got 10 months left on it. Whose the clever cunt now? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 Fuckin telly blew up next day though. Fucking cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's repellant. Women talking about fannies and removing all the mystery and allure. I bet they'd be up in arms if some cunt started advertising 'Itchy Scrot-away' on the telly. I blame that shovel faced cunt Germaine Greer. Hi I’m Barry Scott. Fuck Cillit Bang In tests 9 out of ten women preferred “itchy scrot-away. Funny they never mention the other one. I bet she’s fucking gorgeous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: A light smear of capsaicin gel on the condom generally gets a good reaction from the more sedate partner. Applied anally by a trained professional Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 27 minutes ago, King Billy said: The 1942 Heinrich Himmler special edition Passat is now very collectable. It has a very fetching color scheme based on the first edition Belsen range by Hugo Boss. Unfortunately very few survived the war somewhat coincidentally. Even less surviving examples of the 1943 German 4WD lifestyle vehicle designed by Hitler for the wartime middle classes. Featuring quarter inch steel plate bodywork and Krupps steel box section wraparound bumpers. The Mercedes Judenwacka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 7 hours ago, King Billy said: Whose the clever cunt now? ^ Who's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 If you can’t afford to buy angel dust without using finance, you shouldn’t be driving a flashy motor..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's repellant. Women talking about fannies and removing all the mystery and allure. I bet they'd be up in arms if some cunt started advertising 'Itchy Scrot-away' on the telly. I blame that shovel faced cunt Germaine Greer. Eh? Given that nature has decreed that females, being the more resilient of the genders, have far more complicated reproductive organs and that all the male has to do is deliver a piece of DNA before congratulating themselves for a 30 second job well done, one would have thought that would be the end of the matter. Instead men fill acres of print and cram the airwaves with "male problems" despite the male's bathroom bits being comparatively simple to that of the females. Prostate problems, testicular problems, impotency & erectile deficiency problems, fertility problems, premature ejaculation problems and then there is the time and effort we females have to spend dealing with the menfolk's psychological issues, constantly massaging the fragile male ego over their perceived inadequacy and self doubt, "don't worry love, it happens to every man" and "no pet, size really doesn't matter". FFS guys, it's simple; get it up, put it in and shoot - you're not launching a Saturn rocket! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 21 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Eh? Given that nature has decreed that females, being the more resilient of the genders, have far more complicated reproductive organs and that all the male has to do is deliver a piece of DNA before congratulating themselves for a 30 second job well done, one would have thought that would be the end of the matter. Instead men fill acres of print and cram the airwaves with "male problems" despite the male's bathroom bits being comparatively simple to that of the females. Prostate problems, testicular problems, impotency & erectile deficiency problems, fertility problems, premature ejaculation problems and then there is the time and effort we females have to spend dealing with the menfolk's psychological issues, constantly massaging the fragile male ego over their perceived inadequacy and self doubt, "don't worry love, it happens to every man" and "no pet, size really doesn't matter". FFS guys, it's simple; get it up, put it in and shoot - you're not launching a Saturn rocket! Fair enough, get the head right and the rest will follow. However, the male reproductive anatomy is not exactly built very defensively. It is all hanging out front, susceptible to the environment and unforeseen traumas, whereas the lady's bits are cosseted away safely. Not saying a whack in the boobs is a pleasant experience, but torsion of the testes is far more common than ovarian torsion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 26 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Eh? Given that nature has decreed that females, being the more resilient of the genders, have far more complicated reproductive organs and that all the male has to do is deliver a piece of DNA before congratulating themselves for a 30 second job well done, one would have thought that would be the end of the matter. Instead men fill acres of print and cram the airwaves with "male problems" despite the male's bathroom bits being comparatively simple to that of the females. Prostate problems, testicular problems, impotency & erectile deficiency problems, fertility problems, premature ejaculation problems and then there is the time and effort we females have to spend dealing with the menfolk's psychological issues, constantly massaging the fragile male ego over their perceived inadequacy and self doubt, "don't worry love, it happens to every man" and "no pet, size really doesn't matter". FFS guys, it's simple; get it up, put it in and shoot - you're not launching a Saturn rocket! 30 seconds? Does that include foreplay? Btw, have a like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 21 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: "It's in one ear and out the other with you, Ratty", as your Auntie Vi no doubt used to say. I could certainly fuck some sense into her then. Genius idea CB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's repellant. Women talking about fannies and removing all the mystery and allure. I bet they'd be up in arms if some cunt started advertising 'Itchy Scrot-away' on the telly. I blame that shovel faced cunt Germaine Greer. My Aunty Vi had a prolapse but apparently refused to take anything for it. "I just stuck it up my arse to keep it moist Rat" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 20 hours ago, King Billy said: Are you Khasim Kurahm? If this is about reality TV, you can fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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