Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 I've noticed a proliferation of Porsche Cayennes and Range Rovers being driven recently by folk who clearly have no business driving such cars. These people are invariably pikeys, teenage girls, fat women and chavs. Driving is stressful enough without having to worry about some daft 18 year old apprentice nail technician driving their land yacht into the side of you because they were too busy trying to attract a black boyfriend on Snapchat. They probably live in a council house in a shithole part of town, with a garden full of dog shit and broken washing machines, but for £120 a month (for the next 1200 months) they get to drive a car they otherwise couldn't afford. Instant gratification bullshit. Even worse is their chat about "my car" this or "my car" that. It isn't their fucking car. The garage owns it, unless you pay an eye-watering lump sum at the end of your contract. You are basically paying for the depreciation of the vehicle, so it isn't your fucking car at all. Anything beyond a 10 year old Hyundai I10 with a 40 cc engine is way too much car for any woman to be driving anyway. PCP equals Personal Contract Pikeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 You sound envious, Dan. If they can afford the repayments, they can drive whatever the fuck they want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 Just now, Iam Ape said: You sound envious, Dan. If they can afford the repayments, they can drive whatever the fuck they want. "Repayments" is incorrect, you thick fucking fool. They will never own the vehicle, so they aren't repaying anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: "Repayments" is incorrect, you thick fucking fool. They will never own the vehicle, so they aren't repaying anything. So what? It’s like renting. As I said, you thick, envious fucking fool, if they can afford it, they can drive whatever the fuck they want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Iam Ape said: So what? It’s like renting. As I said, you thick, envious fucking fool, if they can afford it, they can drive whatever the fuck they want. If you rent a property you aren't making 'repayments' on that either, are you. Thick twat. What car have you got on PCP then, you cheap cunt? Some sort of boring German repmobile you can barely afford to keep fueled, but you can boast to your non-friends about how you use it to 'make progress' in traffic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: If you rent a property you aren't making 'repayments' on that either, are you. Thick twat. What car have you got on PCP then, you cheap cunt? Some sort of boring German repmobile you can barely afford to keep fueled, but you can boast to your non-friends about how you use it to 'make progress' in traffic? Been drinking again Dan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 Anyway, Dan - PCP means personal contract PURCHASE. Perhaps you are getting confused with PCH? Perhaps you are off your face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 48 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Anyway, Dan - PCP means personal contract PURCHASE. Perhaps you are getting confused with PCH? Perhaps you are off your face? No its not. Its Phencyclidine. Spotto will sell you some if you know where to find him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 They'd better have gap insurance, or one big crash and they'll be paying it off for years. Flash cunt wannabees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 Maybe this is how Spunkape pays for his 4 year old Range Rover Evoke on his meagre rent boy earnings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 10 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I've noticed a proliferation of Porsche Cayennes and Range Rovers being driven recently by folk who clearly have no business driving such cars. These people are invariably pikeys, teenage girls, fat women and chavs. Driving is stressful enough without having to worry about some daft 18 year old apprentice nail technician driving their land yacht into the side of you because they were too busy trying to attract a black boyfriend on Snapchat. They probably live in a council house in a shithole part of town, with a garden full of dog shit and broken washing machines, but for £120 a month (for the next 1200 months) they get to drive a car they otherwise couldn't afford. Instant gratification bullshit. Even worse is their chat about "my car" this or "my car" that. It isn't their fucking car. The garage owns it, unless you pay an eye-watering lump sum at the end of your contract. You are basically paying for the depreciation of the vehicle, so it isn't your fucking car at all. Anything beyond a 10 year old Hyundai I10 with a 40 cc engine is way too much car for any woman to be driving anyway. PCP equals Personal Contract Pikeys. Dan, you've made yourself look like a right stupid fucking cunt here. It would be best for all concerned if you never logged on again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 8 hours ago, Iam Ape said: I’d like to think Rab would be safely ensconced in a Scottish seaside town like Largs by now, having inevitably won the lottery. Him and Jamesie causing havoc at the golf club behind the wheel of a Range Rover sounds good. The second best episode was him visiting family in England - “hullo Shug!” and making them feel deeply uncomfortable. Only eclipsed by Rab goes to Spain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 58 minutes ago, Decimus said: Dan, you've made yourself look like a right stupid fucking cunt here. It would be best for all concerned of you never logged on again. You got a Range Rover on one of theses contracts Decs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 28 minutes ago, The Bishop said: You got a Range Rover on one of theses contracts Decs? I've got a Ferrari, but I only use it when my Bugatti is at the garage. Unlike some wankers on here, I've got no problem in admitting that I drive a standard, very sensible VW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: ...Unlike some wankers on here, I've got no problem in admitting that I drive a standard, very sensible VW. That can mean many things... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: That can mean many things... Save for the colour, I'd happily drive it, especially if it's got a functioning cigarette lighter and a manual choke. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Save for the colour, I'd happily drive it, especially if it's got a functioning cigarette lighter and a manual choke. I like it. It's got that, 'I look like a Volvo, fuck off cunt', demeanour to it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Save for the colour, I'd happily drive it, especially if it's got a functioning cigarette lighter and a manual choke. I think that they were only available in that colour and had automatic chokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 12 minutes ago, The Bishop said: I think that they were only available in that colour and had automatic chokes. Don't fucking try and ruin it, thanks to spray-guns, he can have it whatever colour he likes. And manual choke conversion kits are available from Weber, Stromberg and Solex. @Decimus, I gather you were busy, so I've sorted out this 'parade raining' cunt for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't fucking try and ruin it, thanks to spray-guns, he can have it whatever colour he likes. And manual choke conversion kits are available from Weber, Stromberg and Solex. @Decimus, I gather you were busy, so I've sorted out this 'parade raining' cunt for you. My guess is that Decco actually has one of those funny 1960s SAABs but thinks that it is a VW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 Just now, The Bishop said: My guess is that Decco actually has one of those funny 1960s SAABs but thinks that it is a VW. One of the first Saabs was designed by the founder, who was an aeronautics designer and obsessed with aerodynamics. So he enclosed the front wheel arches, not thinking that snow would accumulate between the wheel and wing, not allowing the wheels to steer. Which it did, they crashed a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 'IF' you can drive, then anybody should drive whatever car they can afford or like. Their motor tells you all that you need to know about the cunt that's driving it. I do agree however, that there are many that purchase a motor as a status symbol, in the hope that it will provide them with an attitude or some kind of character beyond their obvious means. Ginger cunt Chris Eavans (no relation) is a typical example, as so too is Mark Williams, a dork of the highest order, and those that kick a football... Then there are the cunts, that swear by Vauxhall or anything with a Ford badge etc., and just as with like the dopey cunts that decide upon the quality of a bed mattress by its beautiful colour, such motorists look at the wheels and the little gadgets inside and not once have they considered what's under the bonnet except to top-up the window wash... I'm never jealous of any cunt that owns or drives a better car than my own ones, but that doesn't mean that I dislike their car. Let them live in their own idiotic world, as sooner or later they'll wrap themselves around a lamp post and I care not for anything that such cunts do, have or fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 22 minutes ago, The Bishop said: My guess is that Decco actually has one of those funny 1960s SAABs but thinks that it is a VW. Do you still have your own? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 7 hours ago, Decimus said: I've got a Ferrari, but I only use it when my Bugatti is at the garage. Unlike some wankers on here, I've got no problem in admitting that I drive a standard, very sensible VW. Bent as fuck. Unless it's an 80s/90s Golf GTI, otherwise fuck off and stuff your Daniel Beddingfield CD up your arse while you're at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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