Guest Khiwa Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 I work with a major one of these. Common as shit in real life, but all posh, sweetness and arse licking on the phone. Then as soon as the call ends they slag the caller off like fuck (as they do with work colleagues the moment they're out of earshot). Can't stand these two faced twats, and wouldn't trust them a fucking inch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Khiwa said: I work with a major one of these. Common as shit in real life, but all posh, sweetness and arse licking on the phone. Then as soon as the call ends they slag the caller off like fuck (as they do with work colleagues the moment they're out of earshot). Can't stand these two faced twats, and wouldn't trust them a fucking inch. So who is the real you, the person you present on the phone at work, the person you are here, or something between? I somehow doubt you call every third person you speak to on the dog at work a cunt. So isn't this a bit pot and kettle? The scenario you describe is not two faced, it's just business. Sometimes to make a crust you have to deal with cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, DrCunt said: So who is the real you, the person you present on the phone at work, the person you are here, or something between? I somehow doubt you call every third person you speak to on the dog at work a cunt. So isn't this a bit pot and kettle? The scenario you describe is not two faced, it's just business. Sometimes to make a crust you have to deal with cunts. Unfortunately I can't call people cunts on the phone at work as the calls are recorded (otherwise I'd have a whale of a fucking time!), but I don't feel the need to put on a Hyacinth Bucket voice either. You can still be yourself and perfectly polite without resorting to putting on accents and brown nosing. I've worked with a few people like this, and they all came across as slimy untrustworthy wrong 'uns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 28 minutes ago, Khiwa said: I work with a major one of these. Common as shit in real life, but all posh, sweetness and arse licking on the phone. Then as soon as the call ends they slag the caller off like fuck (as they do with work colleagues the moment they're out of earshot). Can't stand these two faced twats, and wouldn't trust them a fucking inch. Good, because when I call Kwik fit to ask what tyres you have in stock I expect to be spoken to with respect. By the way, when I come in tomorrow I want you to check my brake pads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Good, because when I call Kwik fit to ask what tyres you have in stock I expect to be spoken to with respect. By the way, when I come in tomorrow I want you to check my brake pads. Exactly. Now was it brake pads or lady pads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 Just now, Khiwa said: Exactly. Now was it brake pads or lady pads? Was it you who asked her if she was her avatar? If so, the picture is Louise English, she was one of 'Hill's Angels' , so plenty of stocking and suspenders pics for you on the intermabob. Don't say I never do anything for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Was it you who asked her if she was her avatar? If so, the picture is Louise English, she was one of 'Hill's Angels' , so plenty of stocking and suspenders pics for you on the intermabob. Don't say I never do anything for you. I think it was yes, last time I was a bit pissed. Thought I recognised her! Well thanks for that, much appreciated. At least we have the common decency to put our own faces up on here. Ps Don't we have similar ex labradors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, Khiwa said: I think it was yes, last time I was a bit pissed. Thought I recognised her! Well thanks for that, much appreciated. At least we have the common decency to put our own faces up on here. Ps Don't we have similar ex labradors? Yes. Greedy dopey fuckers. Mine was called Tigger, I wasn't allowed to go dambusters when I named him. Anyway, how is your sister Natalia? Still number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Yes. Greedy dopey fuckers. Mine was called Tigger, I wasn't allowed to go dambusters when I named him. Anyway, how is your sister Natalia? Still number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan? She married that prick next door, and took my Sony Walkman with her. The whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 Just now, Khiwa said: She married that prick next door, and took my Sony Walkman with her. The whore. Ah, the town mechanic and abortionist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ah, the town mechanic and abortionist. I heard he also fitted Jimmy White's hairpiece. GREAT SUCCESS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 On 23/02/2019 at 01:49, Khiwa said: I think it was yes, last time I was a bit pissed. Thought I recognised her! Well thanks for that, much appreciated. At least we have the common decency to put our own faces up on here. Ps Don't we have similar ex labradors? I was going to buy a Labrador, but have you seen how many of their owners go blind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 On 23/02/2019 at 01:40, Eric Cuntman said: Was it you who asked her if she was her avatar? If so, the picture is Louise English, she was one of 'Hill's Angels' , so plenty of stocking and suspenders pics for you on the intermabob. Don't say I never do anything for you. I thought Gyppo uses Kate Bush as her avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 On 23/02/2019 at 00:59, Khiwa said: I work with a major one of these. Common as shit in real life, but all posh, sweetness and arse licking on the phone. Then as soon as the call ends they slag the caller off like fuck (as they do with work colleagues the moment they're out of earshot). Can't stand these two faced twats, and wouldn't trust them a fucking inch. You undoubtedly work in some sort of call centre for Ann Summers, booking appointments for sex toy parties and flogging assorted grubby paraphernalia for feeble minded fuckwits on council estates. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: You undoubtedly work in some sort of call centre for Ann Summers, booking appointments for sex toy parties and flogging assorted grubby paraphernalia for feeble minded fuckwits on council estates. lol. He is in "SA" .. that is the "SALVATION ARMY" Gavin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 3 hours ago, Cardinal Sin said: I thought Gyppo uses Kate Bush as her avatar. Never used kate Bush. Gemma Jones as gypsy girl in "Gone to ground". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 11 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: You undoubtedly work in some sort of call centre for Ann Summers, booking appointments for sex toy parties and flogging assorted grubby paraphernalia for feeble minded fuckwits on council estates. lol. I wish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 11 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: You undoubtedly work in some sort of call centre for Ann Summers, booking appointments for sex toy parties and flogging assorted grubby paraphernalia for feeble minded fuckwits on council estates. lol. Does he sound familiar then? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Never used kate Bush. Gemma Jones as gypsy girl in "Gone to ground". Fair enough, must go to Specsavers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 26, 2019 Report Share Posted February 26, 2019 On 25/02/2019 at 06:44, Earl of Punkape said: You undoubtedly work in some sort of call centre for Ann Summers, booking appointments for sex toy parties and flogging assorted grubby paraphernalia for feeble minded fuckwits on council estates. lol. Bricktop! Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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