Guest Poesklap Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 'Cometh the hour, cometh the man'... Judging by the bad acid trip Spitting Image bunch of helium-powered gargoyles in your parliament, Britain isn't obviously in that bad a shape needed to call a reluctant statesman the calibre of Vaclav Havel, Churchill or Atlee into the breach. From the Gammon robot that was Cameron, to the harpy that is May assailed by the socks and Birkenstock moldy crudite Corbyn, what MP cunt would you like to give a good cunting to? I’ll go first. David Davis. Weekend ‘hard’ Territorial Army wanker who (Censored CC Member) gets gooey over UK Navy, amphibious? battleship frottage. Over to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 28 minutes ago, Poesklap said: 'Cometh the hour, cometh the man'... Judging by the bad acid trip Spitting Image bunch of helium-powered gargoyles in your parliament, Britain isn't obviously in that bad a shape needed to call a reluctant statesman the calibre of Vaclav Havel, Churchill or Atlee into the breach. From the Gammon robot that was Cameron, to the harpy that is May assailed by the socks and Birkenstock moldy crudite Corbyn, what MP cunt would you like to give a good cunting to? I’ll go first. David Davis. Weekend ‘hard’ Territorial Army wanker who (Censored CC Member) gets gooey over UK Navy, amphibious? battleship frottage. Over to you. Welcome! Here’s four words I sense you will become familiar with. ”repeat bollocks, fuck off”. and here’s two more: “search function”. My answer is Gavin Williamson, mind. Uber cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 29 minutes ago, Poesklap said: 'Cometh the hour, cometh the man'... Judging by the bad acid trip Spitting Image bunch of helium-powered gargoyles in your parliament, Britain isn't obviously in that bad a shape needed to call a reluctant statesman the calibre of Vaclav Havel, Churchill or Atlee into the breach. From the Gammon robot that was Cameron, to the harpy that is May assailed by the socks and Birkenstock moldy crudite Corbyn, what MP cunt would you like to give a good cunting to? I’ll go first. David Davis. Weekend ‘hard’ Territorial Army wanker who (Censored CC Member) gets gooey over UK Navy, amphibious? battleship frottage. Over to you. Are you Karl Lagerfeld's ghost? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 I'd like to say Brandon Lewis, but most of my ire is reserved for the constituent voters that have elected him for the past nine years. I understand that the constituency of Great Yarmouth includes affluent villages on its outskirts, and that these by their nature are going to be full of Conservative voters. But the bulk of the electorate inhabit the Whore of Babylon itself, and are for the most part scum of the fucking earth. Being one of the most deprived areas of the UK with an obscenely high unemployment rate, the past decade has seen the proverbial Turkey voting for Christmas. It suits me just fine, hopefully the party that they voted for with enthusiasm will encourage a few more of them to kill themselves as the Tory wet dream of Universal Credit slowly steam rolls forth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 The correct answer is, any and all members of the SNP. They're all indistinguishable, ungrateful, incoherent babbling savages, so it doesn't really matter which one you go for. The @Rev may be able to provide a more considered ordering at some point, based perhaps on how fast he got banned from their respective Twitter feeds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The correct answer is, any and all members of the SNP. They're all indistinguishable, ungrateful, incoherent babbling savages, so it doesn't really matter which one you go for. The @Rev may be able to provide a more considered ordering at some point, based perhaps on how fast he got banned from their respective Twitter feeds. Ahem. Edited February 20, 2019 by scotty Early onset dementia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, scotty said: Have you been indulging in a little swift editing, baws? I'm sure there was something quite different showing on the latest comments sidebar a few moments ago..... Definitely not edited at any point. Have you partaken of eight pints of Ace, by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Definitely not edited at any point. Have you partaken of eight pints of Ace, by any chance? Not for two years now, I'm afraid. Dry as Theresa May's flaps. And yes, I realise now that your comment I noticed was something you'd posted on the open corner, an area I tend to avoid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 2 hours ago, The Bishop said: Are you Karl Lagerfeld's ghost? Karl Lagertop. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 45 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The correct answer is, any and all members of the SNP. They're all indistinguishable, ungrateful, incoherent babbling savages, so it doesn't really matter which one you go for. The @Rev may be able to provide a more considered ordering at some point, based perhaps on how fast he got banned from their respective Twitter feeds. I do hope you aren’t including the wonderful Mhairi Black in this group, Baws. She is surely the finest Scottish Export since the ever popular popular beat combo Texas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 19 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I do hope you aren’t including the wonderful Mhairi Black in this group, Baws. She is surely the finest Scottish Export since the ever popular beat combo Texas. This is a trap, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: This is a trap, right? I doubt whether LCS could trap wind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 28 minutes ago, The Bishop said: I doubt whether LCS could trap wind. Get fucked your Grace. Go and reflect on your 6% like-to-post hit rate, your posts gush with originality at every keystroke. Incidentally you wouldn’t want to trap wind, it’s most uncomfortable. Oh, and get fucked again for good measure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 38 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This is a trap, right? Not at all. Mhairi is my second favourite Scottish political Lesbian after big Ruth, and might be the best thing to come out of Paisley since Chivas Regal. PS. Of course it’s a bloody trap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 What is this shit?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 4 hours ago, Decimus said: I'd like to say Brandon Lewis, but most of my ire is reserved for the constituent voters that have elected him for the past nine years. I understand that the constituency of Great Yarmouth includes affluent villages on its outskirts, and that these by their nature are going to be full of Conservative voters. But the bulk of the electorate inhabit the Whore of Babylon itself, and are for the most part scum of the fucking earth. Being one of the most deprived areas of the UK with an obscenely high unemployment rate, the past decade has seen the proverbial Turkey voting for Christmas. It suits me just fine, hopefully the party that they voted for with enthusiasm will encourage a few more of them to kill themselves as the Tory wet dream of Universal Credit slowly steam rolls forth. Jacob Rees-Mogg for Prime Minister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 9 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Jacob Rees-Mogg for Prime Minister. He'd criminalise homosexuality, so that would be you fucked, although not literally anymore. Lol Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: He'd criminalise homosexuality Really? I'd have thought that given his upbringing through the public school system, he'd be far more likely to make it compulsory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 On 20/02/2019 at 16:30, Poesklap said: 'Cometh the hour, cometh the man'... Judging by the bad acid trip Spitting Image bunch of helium-powered gargoyles in your parliament, Britain isn't obviously in that bad a shape needed to call a reluctant statesman the calibre of Vaclav Havel, Churchill or Atlee into the breach. From the Gammon robot that was Cameron, to the harpy that is May assailed by the socks and Birkenstock moldy crudite Corbyn, what MP cunt would you like to give a good cunting to? I’ll go first. David Davis. Weekend ‘hard’ Territorial Army wanker who (Censored CC Member) gets gooey over UK Navy, amphibious? battleship frottage. Over to you. What a CUNT fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Poesklap Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Monumental cunt said: What a CUNT fuck off Jou ma se vrot bok poes. That took me four seconds. Three more than your gurning, drooling grunt. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Poesklap Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 'Iron' ('Iron hoof' = 'poof') In Cockney rhyming slang, only the first word is generally used. So the abbreviated form of 'iron hoof' is 'iron'. Had to look this up. It reminded me of how fucking much I hate Cockney cunting rhyming slang. A stupid, drunk-uncle ‘Carry On’ movie lexicon of cringe-worthy intellectual homunculus pat shite. A secret verbal handshake for amputees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 8 hours ago, Poesklap said: Jou ma se vrot bok poes. That took me four seconds. Three more than your gurning, drooling grunt. Cunt. Dust live up wayterloo straight duck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 9 hours ago, Poesklap said: Jou ma se vrot bok poes. That took me four seconds. Three more than your gurning, drooling grunt. Cunt. Just a few friendly words of advice Porksword .. do not try to bash me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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