Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 31 minutes ago, ratcum said: he was masturbating Wizardsleeve Qualitah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: he was masturbating Wizardsleeve Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: he was masturbating Wizardsleeve Oh, that's OK then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 11 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Cunt. That's why Ratty is top🍌 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 (edited) For some on here, the most common sexual injury was their moment of conception. Edited March 3, 2019 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 On 01/03/2019 at 02:03, Monumental cunt said: I once banged my gf so hard in the ass it brused my bob end. She later removed her anal beads to reveal why my dick was battered. A heartwarming tale of old-fashioned romance. You should write for mills and boon, MC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's why Ratty is top🍌 I may have overstepped by imagining Frau Rat rubbing one out. I omitted the part where she was doing it while he was sleeping next to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: I may have overstepped by imagining Frau Rat rubbing one out. I omitted the part where she was doing it while he was sleeping next to her. You filthy beast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I may have overstepped by imagining Frau Rat rubbing one out. I omitted the part where she was doing it while he was sleeping next to her. You also neglected to mention that her maiden name was Finkelstein. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 9 minutes ago, scotty said: You also neglected to mention that her maiden name was Finkelstein. Grass! I told you that in strict confidence! 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You filthy beast. Not as filthy as Neil! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Grass! I told you that in strict confidence! Not as filthy as Neil! Bored now. All the spackers have fucked off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 48 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Cunt. There's not many that'd be so kind Wiz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: There's not many that'd be so kind Wiz. I really don't wish to conjure up any truly despicable cunts from the past, to quote one...."I like you, a lot." 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bored now. All the spackers have fucked off. I think one may have incurred the wrath of Roops. He was here, then GONE. When you look at the WHo's Online line on the main page, it'll tell you how long ago a punter was last online...his didn't do that! We can only hope! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bored now. All the spackers have fucked off. We can but hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bored now. All the spackers have fucked off. They'll be back. Give them time to return from the launderette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bored now. All the spackers have fucked off. Half term is over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 On 19/02/2019 at 23:23, Khiwa said: According to Channel 4's "Naked Attraction", the top sex related injuries are pulled muscles and carpet burns. Anything else spring to mind? So you are a bottom feeder from a televisual perspective? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 6 hours ago, Crab said: So you are a bottom feeder from a televisual perspective? Yes, that's my favourite program of all time! Either that, or I was flicking through the channels, saw a sexy nude bird talking filth, and decided to watch for a while. (As any red blooded non-gaylord would do.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 On 3 March 2019 at 18:52, Wizardsleeve said: Along with Gerbils, Hamsters, rats, rabid burrowing honey badgers and his own thick skull. Such prose wizzles, that Wordsworth cunt had fuck all on you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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