King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 25 minutes ago, Decimus said: An occupational hazard for the working class rapist. The old fashioned English working class rapist is almost a distant memory now, due to the massive influx of Eastern European sex offenders who have been undercutting our, admittedly lazy homegrown perverts for years now. All we want is a level playing field. Preferably with a dark wooded area nearby. This could be the brexit bonus they said didn’t exist. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 53 minutes ago, Neil said: "....and he's asked for anything by Snap" Here's 'Love Like Blood' by Killing Joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 42 minutes ago, King Billy said: The old fashioned English working class rapist is almost a distant memory now, due to the massive influx of Eastern European sex offenders who have been undercutting our, admittedly lazy homegrown perverts for years now. All we want is a level playing field. Preferably with a dark wooded area nearby. This could be the brexit bonus they said didn’t exist. You sick fuck! Have a Like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: You sick fuck! Have a Like 👊😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 52 minutes ago, King Billy said: The old fashioned English working class rapist is almost a distant memory now, due to the massive influx of Eastern European sex offenders who have been undercutting our, admittedly lazy homegrown perverts for years now. All we want is a level playing field. Preferably with a dark wooded area nearby. This could be the brexit bonus they said didn’t exist. True. Gone is the time when a British woman could rely on her rapist being a salt of the earth, born and bred son of Albion. In the good old days, it was a Sheffield steel knife held at her throat, not a durka. Risk of an HIV infection? They had none of that foreign shit in Merrie Older Englande. It was syphilis and if that was good enough for Henry VIII it was good enough for some stupid cunt walking her dog in the park at midnight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 One of my randomly chosen “devotchkas” in the” old in and out“ pulled a hamstring in her haste to attend some other previously unmentioned appointment. To the observer it must have looked like she was running away from me in a state of terror. That’s why people should not jump to conclusions because things are rarely what they seem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: True. Gone is the time when a British woman could rely on her rapist being a salt of the earth, born and bred son of Albion. In the good old days, it was a Sheffield steel knife held at her throat, not a durka. Risk of an HIV infection? They had none of that foreign shit in Merrie Older Englande. It was syphilis and if that was good enough for Henry VIII it was good enough for some stupid cunt walking her dog in the park at midnight. Absolutely true sir, and to absolutely kill off any last remaining vestige of our once great and world leading place in the sex crime industry these disrespectful foreigners are even importing their own victims now, thereby dispatching us to the annals of history. As my first probation officer once wisely confided to me “One day you’re the dog, next day your the lamp post” as he plunged his hand down the front of my trousers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 4 hours ago, Decimus said: There's been more than one occasion when I've stumbled in from a night out with the acrid tang of Vindaloo on my fingers and proceeded to furiously finger blast Mrs D. We all have. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 "And here for Neil is James Morrison and 'Broken Strings' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 Conspicuous in his silence, Punkape has yet to mention scratches and bites from "lost" small rodents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 On 20/02/2019 at 08:16, Decimus said: There's been more than one occasion when I've stumbled in from a night out with the acrid tang of Vindaloo on my fingers and proceeded to furiously finger blast Mrs D. Mike’s got a wife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 Knife wounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 On 20/02/2019 at 00:23, King Billy said: Handcuff abrasions, CS gas injuries or tazer burns Best not to mention tazers while eric's online. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 30 minutes ago, scotty said: Best not to mention tazers while eric's online. Look, you would have wanted to test it as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Look, you would have wanted to test it as well. I'd have probably stuck it on my cock, tbh 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 17 minutes ago, scotty said: I'd have probably stuck it on my cock, tbh 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 11 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Vince Cables Alarm call Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 33 minutes ago, scotty said: I'd have probably stuck it on my cock, tbh 😄 As a doctor, Scotty, you should've known that electroejaculation is achieved by shoving it up your arse, not by electrocuting your bell end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Look, you would have wanted to test it as well. I have been looking at how these "pain relief pens" work, just wondering if they could be adjusted to work in reverse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 On 20/02/2019 at 00:34, Khiwa said: Babestation on before you commit a sex crime! Babestation is a fuckin' crime! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Out of likes wizz, one of my favourite films 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 On 20/02/2019 at 09:47, Neil said: Does getting my fingers caught in the van door trying to slam it shut because her legs were thrashing around count? Constantly expanding your patio must be hard on your back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Constantly expanding your patio must be hard on your back. What's wrong with decking or getting someone to do some cheap tarmac? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 43 minutes ago, The Bishop said: What's wrong with decking or getting someone to do some cheap tarmac? Not good for burying things is tarmac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not good for burying things is tarmac. Why are you typing with a Yorkshire accent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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