Guest Khiwa Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 According to Channel 4's "Naked Attraction", the top sex related injuries are pulled muscles and carpet burns. Anything else spring to mind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 57 minutes ago, Khiwa said: According to Channel 4's "Naked Attraction", the top sex related injuries are pulled muscles and carpet burns. Anything else spring to mind? Black eyes or broken jaws? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 58 minutes ago, Khiwa said: According to Channel 4's "Naked Attraction", the top sex related injuries are pulled muscles and carpet burns. Anything else spring to mind? Handcuff abrasions, CS gas injuries or tazer burns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Black eyes or broken jaws? Have you been fucking a chopsy panda? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Just now, Khiwa said: Have you been fucking a chopsy panda? Who wants to know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: Who wants to know? The gay panda's wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Khiwa said: According to Channel 4's "Naked Attraction", the top sex related injuries are pulled muscles and carpet burns. Anything else spring to mind? Cable ties can really injure a young ladies delicate wrists if 4 or5 impatient men are not carefull tightening them in their frenzy to get the job done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Cable ties can really injure a young ladies delicate wrists if 4 or5 impatient men are not carefull tightening them in their frenzy to get the job done Behave and put Babestation on before you commit a sex crime! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Khiwa said: Behave and put Babestation on before you commit a sex crime! Wish you’d told me that 5 mins ago. Ah well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Wish you’d told me that 5 mins ago. Ah well. Why, did your batteries run out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Khiwa said: According to Channel 4's "Naked Attraction", the top sex related injuries are pulled muscles and carpet burns. Anything else spring to mind? Been watching a new tv series tonight about Peter Sutcliff. It’s called Whores under the hammer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 There's been more than one occasion when I've stumbled in from a night out with the acrid tang of Vindaloo on my fingers and proceeded to furiously finger blast Mrs D. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 I recall once after a particularly vigorous shagathon (so, some time ago now) Mrs Baws collapsed in a grateful heap, fanned herself, and said something like, "Phew, I'm hot now!" I of course couldn't resist the opportunity to quote Viz's silver-tongued cavalier, and replied, "Aye, but you divvn't sweat much for a fat lass." Needless to say, she kicked my fucking cunt right in. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Does 'slamming your dick in the laptop when the missus comes home early' count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Does getting my fingers caught in the van door trying to slam it shut because her legs were thrashing around count? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 I once got a black eye from the missus when she saw a credit card transaction from 'Dirty Diana' on my statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Snapped banjo string when going in too dry halfway up the stairs cos I couldn't wait to get to the boudoir,more blood than when on her monthly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 6 minutes ago, Neil said: Snapped banjo string when going in too dry halfway up the stairs cos I couldn't wait to get to the boudoir,more blood than when on her monthly. "......and that was the lovely story behind today's 'Our Tune'. My name is Simon Bates. Thank you for listening" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 15 minutes ago, Neil said: Snapped banjo string when going in too dry halfway up the stairs cos I couldn't wait to get to the boudoir,more blood than when on her monthly. You are not the only one. One of my first posts was about that, probably lost in the cunts corner data reset in 2014. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 37 minutes ago, Neil said: Does getting my fingers caught in the van door trying to slam it shut because her legs were thrashing around count? An occupational hazard for the working class rapist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 John Wayne Bobbit could probably have the final say on this topic as he arguably paid the ultimate price for sexual shenanigans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Having your wallet extracted via your penis 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 46 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: "......and that was the lovely story behind today's 'Our Tune'. My name is Simon Bates. Thank you for listening" "....and he's asked for anything by Snap" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Neil said: "....and he's asked for anything by Snap" Oops I did it again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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