Guest Khiwa Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 Just turned the telly on, to see a close up of a foof! Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 Now they're doing close ups of clitori, and describing what orgasms feel like. Thought I'd accidentally subscribed to "Minge Monthly", but no... this really is Channel 4! Aah fuck, they're actually removing bloody tampons now and shouting about periods! The terrestrial tv watershed has most definitely changed in the past few years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Khiwa said: Now they're doing close ups of clitori, and describing what orgasms feel like. Thought I'd accidentally subscribed to "Minge Monthly", but no... this really is Channel 4! Aah fuck, they're actually removing bloody tampons now and shouting about periods! The terrestrial tv watershed has most definitely changed in the past few years. My first thought was what a load of cunts. And then my second thought was what a load of cunts. And then blah blah blah blah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: My first thought was what a load of cunts. And then my second thought was what a load of cunts. And then blah blah blah blah Clearly a documentary by and for ladies with foofs. So of course that's fine. But if the camera was shaking on those close ups, and you could hear deep heavy breathing with the occasional whisper of "Ooo goo on treacle...", I'm not so sure C4's commissioning editors would have been so keen. Double standard same sex cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, Khiwa said: Clearly a documentary by and for ladies with foofs. So of course that's fine. But if the camera was shaking on those close ups, and you could hear deep heavy breathing with the occasional whisper of "Ooo goo on treacle...", I'm not so sure C4's commissioning editors would have been so keen. Double standard same sex cunts. My dad used to reminisce with us at family gatherings and one of his favourite stories about me was, When I first made an appearance on this earth he apparently shouted at the top of his voice “Fucking hell look at that cunt coming out of that cunts cunt!!”Oh how all the family used to laugh at his uncanny ability to get everything absolutely right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: My dad used to reminisce with us at family gatherings and one of his favourite stories about me was, When I first made an appearance on this earth he apparently shouted at the top of his voice “Fucking hell look at that cunt coming out of that cunts cunt!!”Oh how all the family used to laugh at his uncanny ability to get everything absolutely right. Was it in an Irish accent, and are you Tyson Fury? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Khiwa said: Was it in an Irish accent, and are you Tyson Fury? Aw come on now Ted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: Aw come on now Ted! Is that Pikey small, or is it far away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Khiwa said: Just turned the telly on, to see a close up of a foof! Cunts. Then I realised it was the missus cleaning out the fish tank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, Khiwa said: Is that Pikey small, or is it far away? 3 minutes ago, Khiwa said: Is that Pikey small, or is it far away? 3 minutes ago, Khiwa said: Is that Pikey small, or is it far away? Do they get their lads out Fathet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Do they get their lads out Fathet? I'm sure all the gypsy boys celebrate in the best way possible. Probably by setting fire to the nearest Lidl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Khiwa said: I'm sure all the gypsy boys celebrate in the best way possible. Probably by setting fire to the nearest Lidl. Do you wanna buy a dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Channel 4's "100 Vaginas" Saw this was on last night but I thought 'just how interesting can a documentary about Vodafone's customer call centre be?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 When I read the title I thought they'd had a miscount in Westminster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 19 minutes ago, cooze said: When I read the title I thought they'd had a miscount in Westminster. There ain’t even that many cunts on this corner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Alongside this in the tv listing guide is Florida's Mega Sinkholes. I leave you to draw your own conclusions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 5 minutes ago, scotty said: Alongside this in the tv listing guide is Florida's Mega Sinkholes. I leave you to draw your own conclusions. Followed by an informative documentary on Spelunking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Jeremy Isaacs must be spinning in his grave. Channel Four was launched as an arty alternative to ITV and BBC. Under Isaacs it trod a fine line between fringe telly for the young at heart and the high art forms of classical music, opera, world cinema and interesting documentaries. The only remnant of these aspirations are the Channel Four News and some of its Investigative prigrammes. All is the rest is shit with increasing resort to inane teenage formats, pornography dressed up as educational and LGBT references every two minutes. That's my tuppence worth. The live autopsy with Mr Vampire from the plasticising factory in Europe, replete with black homberg, was my last straw with this barrel of shite, plus the cheap throwaway jokes about Jill Dando soon aftwr she was murdered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 This nom is a minute of my life I'll never get back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 14 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: This nom is a minute of my life I'll never get back. It could have been worse. Two £20 tickets, Prezzo mains and desserts (30% off voucher), presecco, taxi ride home, and all for just a peck of those ruby red lips. Fuck the Vagina Monologues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Crab said: It could have been worse. Two £20 tickets, Prezzo mains and desserts (30% off voucher), presecco, taxi ride home, and all for just a peck of those ruby red lips. Fuck the Vagina Monologues. My five year old boy saw a poster for the Vagina Monologues and asked me that dreaded question. "Daddy, what's a monologue?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 1 minute ago, scotty said: My five year old boy saw a poster for the Vagina Monologues and asked me that dreaded question. "Daddy, what's a monologue?" Daddy, why has mummy got a bigger cock than you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, scotty said: My five year old boy saw a poster for the Vagina Monologues and asked me that dreaded question. "Daddy, what's a monologue?" Two 7 year olds playing in the garden... "look, there's a dildo on the patio" "what the fuck's a patio?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 When I first saw this my first thought was “Let me know when there’s a few more” and then my next thought was “Fuck it” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 6 minutes ago, scotty said: My five year old boy saw a poster for the Vagina Monologues and asked me that dreaded question. "Daddy, what's a monologue?" Rat Junior once asked me why I'd hissed "I told you never to ring me at home !" down the phone to a caller. Kid's ears were more sensitive than a fuckin Cold War sonar buoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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