Eric Cuntman Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 15 minutes ago, King Billy said: As Mark ‘Chopper’ Read once said Your generosity will be your downfall Neville fuckin Bartos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Neville fuckin Bartos Shakespeare had his critics Now look what you’ve done Your mums upset Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: Shakespeare had his critics Now look what you’ve done Your mums upset 'Fuckin kiss me with that mouth that's been wrapped round a w**s cock!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Fuckin kiss me with that mouth that's been wrapped round a w**s cock!' 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Fuckin kiss me with that mouth that's been wrapped round a w**s cock!' Nice shirt son. Do they make them for men? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Neville You’re not still angry about your leg mate? Fuckin cripple! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 6 hours ago, King Billy said: Shakespeare had his critics Now look what you’ve done Your mums upset Beethoven had his critics. why would I whizz him off to the hospital at 100mph? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 12 hours ago, DrCunt said: Jesus Fucking Christ you're boring. Maybe just once pretend not to know every fucking thing? Well, no apologies forthcoming from me. May I suggest you avoid reading my posts in future and so avoid further onslaughts of boredom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 12 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’m looking forward to the food tariff list being published later this week. 200% on Parma Ham will unleash a wave of middle class fury not seen since they stopped the free coffee at Waitrose. Standby for celebrity chefs weighing in on how to make do with powdered egg and tripe, while the ERG decamp to Leicestershire to bang on about the benefits of a Stilton and Cider based diet. I do hope the ration books have a blue cover. Evolution. Not necessarily a forward journey these days. Unless UK trade ministers have got it in for the citizens of Parma, I would be surprised if Italian sourced hams attract anything higher than the 10% WTO rate. I don't foresee much middle-class anger from Tunbridge Wells as up-market foodstuffs have what the economists call a "high elasticity of demand". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 13 hours ago, Crab said: Bollocks there is a whole raft of investments current and pending in electric vehicles which will simply bypass the UK because the BIG BOYS will sew up all the globalised trade deals. Only a fool would not link Hondas decision to the recent EU/Japan deal. Honda finally released a statement regarding its global strategy. This is broadly in line with my earlier assertion that regional manufacturing units will survive only if there is a domestic demand peculiar to that region. Honda clearly thinks that there is no demand for electric cars in Europe at present. The demand is in China which is why Dyson decamped to Singapore which, unlike the UK and the EU, has a free trade agreement with the Chinese. Its worth noting that Honda will still base its European HQ in the UK to service the needs of its European customers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 44 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Honda finally released a statement regarding its global strategy. This is broadly in line with my earlier assertion that regional manufacturing units will survive only if there is a domestic demand peculiar to that region. Honda clearly thinks that there is no demand for electric cars in Europe at present. The demand is in China which is why Dyson decamped to Singapore which, unlike the UK and the EU, has a free trade agreement with the Chinese. Its worth noting that Honda will still base its European HQ in the UK to service the needs of its European customers. Thank fuck for that. I need a new spark plug for my Honda generator. I’ve been down in my bunker now for 3 days trying to overcome my trembling limbs, huddled up in a ball in the corner behind the wall of spam and pot noodles, wondering wether to venture out into the wasteland to look for a Honda outlet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 59 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Honda finally released a statement regarding its global strategy. This is broadly in line with my earlier assertion that regional manufacturing units will survive only if there is a domestic demand peculiar to that region. Honda clearly thinks that there is no demand for electric cars in Europe at present. The demand is in China which is why Dyson decamped to Singapore which, unlike the UK and the EU, has a free trade agreement with the Chinese. Its worth noting that Honda will still base its European HQ in the UK to service the needs of its European customers. You do realise that this is 'Cunts Corner' and not an avenue for diagnostic jargon for Top Gear? Who gives a flying fuck, and what is the value of noting such tosh. Just saying, like (subject to approval) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Unless UK trade ministers have got it in for the citizens of Parma, I would be surprised if Italian sourced hams attract anything higher than the 10% WTO rate. I don't foresee much middle-class anger from Tunbridge Wells as up-market foodstuffs have what the economists call a "high elasticity of demand". 'Let them eat Mattessons' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Let them eat Mattessons' ...and foods from outside the EU that will no longer attract the 50% import tariff imposed by EU diktats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: You do realise that this is 'Cunts Corner' and not an avenue for diagnostic jargon for Top Gear? Who gives a flying fuck, and what is the value of noting such tosh. Just saying, like (subject to approval) Because it exposes the fallacy that Honda's decision was based solely on Brexit. There were other world-wide considerations at play which were set in motion four years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 15 hours ago, King Billy said: Sorry forgot to mention that they’re a bunch of fuckin cunts as well. Does anyone know what the toll for the Bridge on the River Kwai is now? Never forget never move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Crab said: Never forget never move on. I'd like to see you splattered all over the windscreen of a Honda Jazz/jizz driven by an old biddy with cataracts doing 80+mph you tedious fucking prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I'd like to see you splattered all over the windscreen of a Honda Jazz/jizz driven by an old biddy with cataracts doing 80+mph you tedious fucking prick. suck on brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Its worth noting that Honda will still base its European HQ in the UK to service the needs of its European customers. Indeed. I can confirm that the five remaining employees are to be based in my downstairs cloakroom, fielding as many telephone calls telling people one of these; a) the waiting listing for a hybrid CRV is 36 months b) thanks to the booming Brexit economy an entry level Jazz now costs £50k c) all things considered they should fuck off and buy a Kia as they can handle. 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Unless UK trade ministers have got it in for the citizens of Parma, I would be surprised if Italian sourced hams attract anything higher than the 10% WTO rate. I don't foresee much middle-class anger from Tunbridge Wells as up-market foodstuffs have what the economists call a "high elasticity of demand". Just 10% eh? Well that’s alright then. Price worth paying to see the back of Fritz. What with the coming economic miracle as we shake off the dead hand of Brussels, then it’ll be good living all the way. What do economists call food banks, by the way? Other than “potential tax write off” or “deregulated comestible resource park”. Rule Britannia ad infinitum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Because it exposes the fallacy that Honda's decision was based solely on Brexit. There were other world-wide considerations at play which were set in motion four years ago. All of this Brexit malarkey, has become a tedious bore and I don't just mean on here. Six weeks to go and nobody seems any the wiser than before the referendum was actioned by Cameron. Whether Honda were influenced or not, I expect that others will follow suit, whilst others rejoice in whatever the result. There are no winners or losers. Just a load of confusion and prediction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 55 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: All of this Brexit malarkey, has become a tedious bore and I don't just mean on here. Six weeks to go and nobody seems any the wiser than before the referendum was actioned by Cameron. Whether Honda were influenced or not, I expect that others will follow suit, whilst others rejoice in whatever the result. There are no winners or losers. Just a load of confusion and prediction. Its a mess to be sure, caused by elements of the remain campaign refusing to accept a democratic referendum result, a weakened PM trying to please everyone but alienating them instead and a piss-poor Brexit negotiating team who didn't play hard ball at the outset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: All of this Brexit malarkey, has become a tedious bore and I don't just mean on here. Six weeks to go and nobody seems any the wiser than before the referendum was actioned by Cameron. Whether Honda were influenced or not, I expect that others will follow suit, whilst others rejoice in whatever the result. There are no winners or losers. Just a load of confusion and prediction. I'm playing tubular bells on a set of Honda exhaust pipes in the middle of an employment wasteland called Swineland while Banksy is painting a scene of alienated youth scoring crystal meths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Indeed. I can confirm that the five remaining employees are to be based in my downstairs cloakroom, fielding as many telephone calls telling people one of these; a) the waiting listing for a hybrid CRV is 36 months b) thanks to the booming Brexit economy an entry level Jazz now costs £50k c) all things considered they should fuck off and buy a Kia as they can handle. Just 10% eh? Well that’s alright then. Price worth paying to see the back of Fritz. What with the coming economic miracle as we shake off the dead hand of Brussels, then it’ll be good living all the way. What do economists call food banks, by the way? Other than “potential tax write off” or “deregulated comestible resource park”. Rule Britannia ad infinitum. For the time being as a facesaver. It is a domino effect like in Australia. Ten years down the line and it will be all gone apart from some specialist firms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Crab said: I'm playing tubular bells on a set of Honda exhaust pipes in the middle of an employment wasteland called Swineland while Banksy is painting a scene of alienated youth scoring crystal meths. I'm more concerned about Dinosaurs. It's no small wonder that they became extinct, when I look at they way we treat them in captivity. The ones I see today in me local museum were all bone. Not an ounce of flesh on the poor fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: I'm more concerned about Dinosaurs. It's no small wonder that they became extinct, when I look at they way we treat them in captivity. The ones I see today in me local museum were all bone. Not an ounce of flesh on the poor fuckers. They’ve been dead for millions of years you thick twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: They’ve been dead for millions of years you thick twat. Who the fuck are you? Steve Nutsack? The ones I see were not dead, they were undernourished and skeletal. I could hear their groans through the speakers, and the only one moving had repetitive behavioural problems akin to that of polar bears in captivity. Some, even had their teeth missing and were in a terrible state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.