camberwell gypsy Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 25 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: My uncle is a mass murderer and so what of it? Bigger house, my arse. You're doing well if you get a shed up North, and as for your so-called luxury: That can't be oop north. The lamp light works. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 17 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: The only culture he knows, is the fungus growth on his kitchen sink/come public baths. They even share toothbrushes & dentures and second-hand cotton buds are a roaring trade as so too are flunkies. They're the only race that uses both sides of a bog roll and then rinse it through, peg it up to dry and sell it to the highest bidder... The only poxy things they've managed to export are The Stringed Vest and Spring Onion crisps. My uncle married a girl from Leeds when I was a kid and moved up there. My mum told everyone he had been killed in a car crash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 21 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Not From Yorkshire either although i've heard it's vastly nicer than your neck of the woods. Yeah, right. Who wouldn't want to live in Rotherham, Bradford, Sheffield, Ponterfract or Huddersfield. How could Norfolk, or indeed anywhere in the south, compare to such cultural delights. You fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Erroreptile404 said: Again that sounds more like the south you painfully unfunny, dreary fucking prick. Kill yourself. We actually have garages on our houses here that can fit two cars as well as a workshop while you live in little one bedroom rabbit hutches in shithole areas full of crime. How's that sharia law coming along? lol By your very own admission your garage isn't even detached. You fucking live in it, don't You, amongst all of your goods & chattels. Oh how I envy your mundane existence. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Erroreptile404 said: Yeah cause you jellied eel eating, scummy, perpetually miserable, poverty stricken, limp wristed, apples n' pears toothless cunts from the south have done such a great job so far. Just remember all the energy, electricity and water comes from the north you dumb fuck. It would be absolutely hysterical to cut all that off from London and all the other arrogant southern shitholes and watch it plunge into total chaos. Is that your whippet shitting in next doors garden? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 Just now, Decimus said: Yeah, right. Who wouldn't want to live in Rotherham, Bradford, Sheffield, Ponterfract or Huddersfield. How could Norfolk, or indeed anywhere in the south, compare to such cultural delights. You fucking idiot. Again i live nowhere near any of those places lol. I mean shit isn't the Cotswolds considered "up market" by you twats. Enjoy your sharia law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: My uncle married a girl from Leeds when I was a kid and moved up there. My mum told everyone he had been killed in a car crash You'll never live this down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 5 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: How's that sharia law coming along? lol You tell us, you northern monkey. Blackburn, Burnley, Bradford, Rotherham. There's nowhere down here where the natives have been outbred to such an extent. Face it, you live in a Stygian dump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Again that sounds more like the south you painfully unfunny, dreary fucking prick. Kill yourself. We actually have garages on our houses here that can fit two cars as well as a workshop while you live in little one bedroom rabbit hutches in shithole areas full of crime. How's that sharia law coming along? lol Not sure, but if you have a drive around Bradford, Rochdale,Rotherham,Skipton, Leeds, Keighley or just pull back the corrugated iron and look out your window you should get a pretty good update Abdul. Sorry to hear about your impending death. (Sorry it’s taking so long) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That can't be oop north. The lamp light works. It's gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 Just now, 'eavensabove said: It's gas. The final solution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Again i live nowhere near any of those places lol. I mean shit isn't the Cotswolds considered "up market" by you twats. Enjoy your sharia law. The fact that you are willing to admit that you don't come from any of those places, but are far too embarrassed to admit where you're actually from, obviously indicates that you live somewhere worse. I'm guessing Teeside or Stoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: You tell us, you northern monkey. Blackburn, Burnley, Bradford, Rotherham. There's nowhere down here where the natives have been outbred to such an extent. Face it, you live in a Stygian dump. Sure i do lol. Enjoy living on the breadline you limp wristed, eel eating, muslim infested southern swowflake wimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: The final solution Well, until they've switched over to coal, yes, it's their only solution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that your whippet shitting in next doors garden? Tomorrow’s school lunch for the bairns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 Just now, Erroreptile404 said: Sure i do lol. Enjoy living on the breadline you limp wristed, eel eating, muslim infested southern swowflake wimp. Back to your console, you fucking weird little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 Just now, Decimus said: The fact that you are willing to admit that you don't come from any of those places, but are far too embarrassed to admit where you're actually from, obviously indicates that you live somewhere worse. I'm guessing Teeside or Stoke. My money's on Blackburn or Middlesbrough, or in a Bivouac on the Chiltern Hills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: The fact that you are willing to admit that you don't come from any of those places, but are far too embarrassed to admit where you're actually from, obviously indicates that you live somewhere worse. I'm guessing Teeside or Stoke. Nope, you'll just have to wonder. I'm not embarrassed at all i just don't want some closeted, ignorant eel munching wanker like yourself trying to rally your little bum chums to try and dox me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 If you could ass fuck nuns as part of a tag team, I'd actually turn up for training. Who would sponsor such an august league? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Erroreptile404 said: Sure i do lol. Enjoy living on the breadline you limp wristed, eel eating, muslim infested southern swowflake wimp. Fancy living somewhere so barbarically shit that you can't even bring yourself to admit it to a random group of internet strangers. I'd pity your subsistence level attempts to eke out a living in whatever northern shithole you're too ashamed to name, if it wasn't for the fact that you clearly believe that earning £7.29 an hour at your local Netto entities you to a star billing stint on Geordie Shore. You fucking dirty pauper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: Yeah, right. Who wouldn't want to live in Rotherham, Bradford, Sheffield, Ponterfract or Huddersfield. How could Norfolk, or indeed anywhere in the south, compare to such cultural delights. You fucking idiot. He’s definitely a cab driver in one of those shitholes. He obviously lives in another place in case he gets recognised by parents or social workers of the poor helpless individuals him and his gang help out with free booze and fags etc etc etc 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 33 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: He's a Nothern yid. Eryptile Rueben. How else would he be on 20,000+ shekels p.a. You are Jeremy Corbyn and I claim my five pounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Nope, you'll just have to guess. I'm not embarrassed at all i just don't want some closeted, ignorant eel munching wanker like yourself trying to rally your little bum chums to try and dox me. You can confide in us. You're not alone. One or two others have had to drag themselves from the gutter having lived a life of shit amongst other shites. The very fact that we were born of no Caste and in a place of dire development cannot be helped in your circumstances. We understand that, well kind-of, and even though your plight is a dismal one without any prospects doesn't bother us at all. Sure, you're a pitiful Son of the Silent Age, and you kick-up a bit from lack of a bar of Coal Tar soap, but at least you can breathe. Even if it is coal-smoke & trawling-boats crude oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 minute ago, scotty said: You are Jeremy Corbyn and I claim my five pounds. Here you go. Have 10 on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Fancy living somewhere so barbarically shit that you can't even bring yourself to admit it to a random group of internet strangers. I'd pity your subsistence level attempts to eke out a living in whatever northern shithole you're too ashamed to name, if it wasn't for the fact that you clearly believe that earning £7.29 an hour at your local Netto entities you to a star billing stint on Geordie Shore. You fucking dirty pauper. I hope my comments about house sizes and garages and how poverty stricken the south is don't make you have have nightmares and wake up in a cold sweat tonight lol. I think my uncle's cars cost more than your house. Oh yeah £7.29 is below minimum wage 😘 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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