Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Murphy's law? Sods Law? Denis Law? Coleslaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 11 minutes ago, judgetwi said: So I come in from Wetherspoons with my carry out, my Thai pork noodles, my plain chocolate Kitkat and my brand new swastika tattooed arse and i’ve fucking missed out again. SEND ALL THE PRIMITIVE SUPERSTITIOUS FUCKING ARSEHOLES BACK TO THE SHITHOLES THEY CAME FROM! Can I have the money now please? I promise to post a picture of my fat, hairy arse as soon as I receive your cheque. Honest. I've little doubt that you've posted that FOC on enough niche websites already, so I hope the collective won't mind if I pass on their behalf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 10 minutes ago, judgetwi said: PRIMITIVE SUPERSTITIOUS FUCKING ARSEHOLES Superb description. Either that or they're big Star Wars fans, hence getting all their birds to dress like Darth Vader. Fucking dirty rotters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: So I come in from Wetherspoons with my carry out, my Thai pork noodles, my plain chocolate Kitkat and my brand new swastika tattooed arse and i’ve fucking missed out again. SEND ALL THE PRIMITIVE SUPERSTITIOUS FUCKING ARSEHOLES BACK TO THE SHITHOLES THEY CAME FROM! Can I have the money now please? I promise to post a picture of my fat, hairy arse as soon as I receive your cheque. Honest. How disgusting. A kit-kat with Thai noodles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 On 13/02/2019 at 22:52, Couldn't give a shit said: This detestable ISIS groupie wants to come home. She is 9 months pregnant and living in a Syrian refugee camp. I say let her enjoy the full Syrian experience and push her sprog out next to an open sewer with a few rotting corpses for company before being sold off as a sex slave. After all, it was good enough for the Syrian and Yazidi women who were reduced to mattresses in caves with ticks and scorpions for company by her beloved husband and his mates. You reap what you sow. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47229181 So the Home office are making arrangements to take this fucking brown shit and her skid mark back into the UK. I understand Cardiff FC have booked the plane, Prince Phillip is picking them up from the airport, the McCanns are going to look after the skid mark and Diane Abbot is doing the cost budget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Khiwa said: Superb description. Either that or they're big Star Wars fans, hence getting all their birds to dress like Darth Vader. Fucking dirty rotters. Like Bill Grundy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 18 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: So the Home office are making arrangements to take this fucking brown shit and her skid mark back into the UK. I understand Cardiff FC have booked the plane, Prince Phillip is picking them up from the airport, the McCanns are going to look after the skid mark and Diane Abbot is doing the cost budget. Errrm, you clearly didn't see that @The Beast posted this last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Errrm, you clearly didn't see that @The Beast posted this last week. He copied me. cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 13 minutes ago, scotty said: Like Bill Grundy? That was pure Roger Mellie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 6 hours ago, judgetwi said: So I come in from Wetherspoons with my carry out, my Thai pork noodles, my plain chocolate Kitkat and my brand new swastika tattooed arse and i’ve fucking missed out again. SEND ALL THE PRIMITIVE SUPERSTITIOUS FUCKING ARSEHOLES BACK TO THE SHITHOLES THEY CAME FROM! Can I have the money now please? I promise to post a picture of my fat, hairy arse as soon as I receive your cheque. Honest. It’s in the post, Adolf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 BRING HER HOME!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 10 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Coleslaw. Stacey Latislaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: So I come in from Wetherspoons with my carry out, my Thai pork noodles, my plain chocolate Kitkat and my brand new swastika tattooed arse and i’ve fucking missed out again. SEND ALL THE PRIMITIVE SUPERSTITIOUS FUCKING ARSEHOLES BACK TO THE SHITHOLES THEY CAME FROM! Can I have the money now please? I promise to post a picture of my fat, hairy arse as soon as I receive your cheque. Honest. For the benefit of those without a Jewdy - English Translator app: ' My first night out in this weather with my poodle for a can of Kitekat and to flash my arse, and my usual plain-clothed punters are out again. OH HOW I PRAY TO LIVE IN ONE OF THEIR GAFFS OTHER THAN MY OWN PUTRID SHITHOLE "fancy a blow job for 50p mate?" In the hope that I can splash-out on an out-of-date stale Croissant at Tesco, in time for EastEnders, "I promise to show you my shaved sphincter and I even take luncheon vouchers" Factual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 14 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: He became a jet-rocket engineer, but it never quite took off. he flew but was brought down by Roberta Flak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: he flew but was brought down by Roberta Flak There's a lot of Naziphobic sentiment, disguised as reasoned liberalism floating around here. I say we gas their arses. How do you convert a hole into a pit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: There's a lot of Naziphobic sentiment, disguised as reasoned liberalism floating around here. I say we gas their arses. How do you convert a hole into a pit? One problem is that you no experience of any of the classic Apple/Gibson 1984 threads such as "My Car Crash" and "My Bankruptcy" .. the latter led to a turfwar between Apple Supporters and the Catwoman supporters. Also does anyone remember the "I was Kerry Katona's driver" thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 8 minutes ago, The Bishop said: One problem is that you no experience of any of the classic Apple/Gibson 1884 threads such as "My Car Crash" and "My Bankruptcy" .. the latter led to a turfwar between Apple Supporters and the Catwoman supporters. Also does anyone remember the "I was Kerry Katona's driver" thread? Wallander The Musical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Wallander The Musical. Gibson1984 on Vinyl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: There's a lot of Naziphobic sentiment, disguised as reasoned liberalism floating around here. I say we gas their arses. How do you convert a hole into a pit? Dig another one around it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 7 hours ago, The Bishop said: BRING HER HOME!!!!! GO AND GET HER!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That was pure Roger Mellie. Indeed 👍👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: There's a lot of Naziphobic sentiment, disguised as reasoned liberalism floating around here. I say we gas their arses. How do you convert a hole into a pit? I'm certainly more worried about anti-Nazism in the Labour Party Authoritah. There doesn't seem to be the will to stamp it out either. Persecution of any minority group is sickening. Holes to pits is a mathematical matter, which I'm looking into for tax purposes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Wallander The Musical. That was a fucking tour de force. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Wallander The Musical. Grenfell Tower - On Ice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 10 hours ago, The Bishop said: BRING HER HOME!!!!! Hang the fucking slag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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