Guest Crab Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Steve Martin film? So wasn't funny then? DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS REASONABLE. What was that one about racial stereotypes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 9 minutes ago, Crab said: DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS REASONABLE. What was that one about racial stereotypes? The Jerk? Steve Martin's opening line in the film was; "I was born a poor black child" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 15 minutes ago, Crab said: DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS REASONABLE. What was that one about racial stereotypes? The only one that was funny was planes, trains and automobiles but only because of John Candy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The Jerk? Steve Martin's opening line in the film was; "I was born a poor black child" Cheers. Had funny moments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 4 hours ago, The Bishop said: She sounds exactly like the yank bird that my brother bought home in 1968. Similar accent to the GIs who where roaring up your back passage in '44 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 20 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Similar accent to the GIs who where roaring up your back passage in '44 Stubbs, you do realize you're only encouraging another barrage of train topics, don't you? Just let him go...he'll tuck his bits between his thighs and hopefully venture off into a mincing machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Similar accent to the GIs who where roaring up your back passage in '44 1946 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 On 12/02/2019 at 19:15, Neil said: I try to get my knob in their gob quickly enough to stifle any of that fucking noise bollocks Don't say I never try to help you, Neil. https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/upskirting-becomes-specific-criminal-offence-after-bill-passes-through-house-of-lords-a4064856.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: Don't say I never try to help you, Neil. https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/upskirting-becomes-specific-criminal-offence-after-bill-passes-through-house-of-lords-a4064856.html He'll say regardless, unless you've offered to lend him a wanking hand so he can give his a rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 12 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: He'll say regardless, unless you've offered to lend him a wanking hand so he can give his a rest. I wonder how many miles of Tubigrip and gaffer tape have been sacrificed to hold that wrist together over the years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 Why is this thread carrying on? You simply filter out female voices and focus on the visuals. If there are any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wonder how many miles of Tubigrip and gaffer tape have been sacrificed to hold that wrist together over the years. He's probably got forearms like Popeye the sailor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 20 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: He's probably got forearms like Popeye the sailor. And bollocks like Buster Gonad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And bollocks like Buster Gonad. He is not somebody you'd want to shake hands with at first meeting...you know where his hands have been, and he's probably got the grip of a vise. I won't even go into the callouses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: He is not somebody you'd want to shake hands with at first meeting...you know where his hands have been, and he's probably got the grip of a vise. I won't even go into the callouses. Not to mention the genital warts that have taken root on his hairy palms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 On 12/02/2019 at 17:12, Khiwa said: There's so many of these! Beautiful to look at, then as soon as they open their gobs it's like nails down a blackboard! (Or in Mel B's case a northern goose being raped by a foghorn). You've been to Thailand, haven't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 Abby Clancy falls into this category ....her voice is so fucking annoying, but perfectly balanced out with just how fucking fuckable she looks. tough choice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 19 hours ago, Ollyboro said: You've been to Thailand, haven't you? Only in my dreams... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 On 12/02/2019 at 17:38, Wizardsleeve said: Michelle Obama with extensive abdominal liposuction? And her penis tucked between her manly thighs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 On 16/02/2019 at 20:32, Khiwa said: Only in my dreams... Thank god you’ve found my wife’s driving licence. That photo was a few years ago. She’s let herself go now. Still got her personality though. Fucking ugly cunt. Wish I’d never married her four times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 On 16/02/2019 at 00:31, Ollyboro said: You've been to Thailand, haven't you? Tie Rack and Lego land Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 On 13/02/2019 at 15:07, Eric Cuntman said: The Jerk? Steve Martin's opening line in the film was; "I was born a poor black child" On 13/02/2019 at 15:13, camberwell gypsy said: The only one that was funny was planes, trains and automobiles but only because of John Candy. On 13/02/2019 at 14:56, Crab said: DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS REASONABLE. What was that one about racial stereotypes? Randy Bentwick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 On 16/02/2019 at 20:32, Khiwa said: Only in my dreams... Billy Piper's let herself go since splitting up with Chris 'beaker from the Muppets' Evans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 27 minutes ago, King Billy said: Thank god you’ve found my wife’s driving licence. That photo was a few years ago. She’s let herself go now. Still got her personality though. Fucking ugly cunt. Wish I’d never married her four times She can suck the chrome off a chopper bikes handle bars with those lips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: She can suck the chrome off a chopper bikes handle bars with those lips. After she’s plated my hairy arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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