Guest Khiwa Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 There's so many of these! Beautiful to look at, then as soon as they open their gobs it's like nails down a blackboard! (Or in Mel B's case a northern goose being raped by a foghorn). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Lesley Garrett, back in the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Michelle Obama with extensive abdominal liposuction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 I've never had an erection wilt so quickly as the first time I heard Heidi Range from the Sugababes going full Scouse. What a total fucking waste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've never had an erection wilt so quickly as the first time I heard Heidi Range from the Sugababes going full Scouse. What a total fucking waste. Claire Sweeney, sexy twinkle in her eye, body sent from heaven, voice of a docker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Claire Sweeney, sexy twinkle in her eye, body sent from heaven, voice of a docker. I'd guess with a vocabulary to match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 19 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've never had an erection wilt so quickly as the first time I heard Heidi Range from the Sugababes going full Scouse. What a total fucking waste. Sinead O'Connor....kills erections faster than a diabetic coma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Sinead O'Connor....kills erections faster than a diabetic coma. I do hope she's been honour-killed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I do hope she's been honour-killed. I can't believe I've run out of likes already. I can't even "iron" anyone. @The Beast Sort out this like problem....please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: I can't believe I've run out of likes already. I can't even "iron" anyone. @The Beast Sort out this like problem....please. A few weeks ago, Scotty had the magical power of being able to give 2 likes to the same post. I think he might be some 'Harry Shipman Potter' type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: A few weeks ago, Scotty had the magical power of being able to give 2 likes to the same post. I think he might be some 'Harry Shipman Potter' type. Scotty always seems to have an inside road to make things happen. It's disturbing at times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 56 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Michelle Obama with extensive abdominal liposuction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Just now, Crab said: Best post to date. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 33 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Scotty always seems to have an inside road to make things happen. It's disturbing at times. Scotty makes a badger baiter's spade look harmless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 I try to get my knob in their gob quickly enough to stifle any of that fucking noise bollocks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Just now, Neil said: I try to get my knob in their gob quickly enough to stifle any of that fucking noise bollocks How do you get the 10 pound weight you use to lengthen it in their mouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Neil said: I try to get my knob in their gob quickly enough to stifle any of that fucking noise bollocks You out of chloroform? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Only if 'Whack' "Get in the van" doesn't work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 That Paris whatever its full name is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 21 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: How do you get the 10 pound weight you use to lengthen it in their mouth? Sounds like you've done a bit of dangling in the past. Wasn't that a Kenneth Williams monologue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 13 minutes ago, Crab said: Sounds like you've done a bit of dangling in the past. Wasn't that a Kenneth Williams monologue? I had to put terms about Punky into simple and easy verbage, I see I must now do the same for your understanding of Neil. Our Neil is the resident expert in terms of extreme perversion. One could merely speculate that he enjoys train platforms at 3am in a long overcoat, and the odds would favour you being correct. Same principle applies to my hypothesis of his stretching fetish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: I had to put terms about Punky into simple and easy verbage, I see I must now do the same for your understanding of Neil. Our Neil is the resident expert in terms of extreme perversion. One could merely speculate that he enjoys train platforms at 3am in a long overcoat, and the odds would favour you being correct. Same principle applies to my hypothesis of his stretching fetish. Indeed, the "Hey Girl" avatar sends shivers down the rectum of any self respecting convent pupil a la Jimmy Savile on a night out at HMP Broadmoor Hospital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 1 hour ago, The Bishop said: That Paris whatever its full name is. Hilton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 7 minutes ago, Crab said: Hilton? Paris Lees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 4 hours ago, Khiwa said: There's so many of these! Beautiful to look at, then as soon as they open their gobs it's like nails down a blackboard! (Or in Mel B's case a northern goose being raped by a foghorn). Have none of you dopey cunts heard of ear defenders? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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