Miles Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Other than him becoming a proud clayhead there is fuck else good to say about this one eyed cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 53 minutes ago, The Bishop said: Other than him becoming a proud clayhead there is fuck else good to say about this one eyed cunt. He made great saves whereas you score cheap tricks in the massage parlour and on the local industrial estate.... Hag. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Why do you bother when everyone here absolutely fucking despises you? Shit nom, just like all the others you make. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 I appreciate this place is not renowned for its decorum or sobriety, but at least let the body get cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, The Beast said: I appreciate this place is not renowned for its decorum or sobriety, but at least let the body get cold. Punky prefers them still slightly warm. Will you please fuck Pen off out of here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 1 hour ago, The Bishop said: Other than him becoming a proud clayhead there is fuck else good to say about this one eyed cunt. Great save against Pele? In the 66 World Cup side? League champions twice? No not much. You clearly go for the Ronaldo toy boy type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 16 minutes ago, The Beast said: I appreciate this place is not renowned for its decorum or sobriety, but at least let the body get cold. Quite right. It appears that mr Banks sadly passed around 3-4 am, approximately 12 hours ago. His body will be cooling at roughly 0.8 degrees Celsius per hour. If temperature was 37 degrees, he should still be at around 28 Celsius. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 An all-round good egg,always kept an eye out for others 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 21 minutes ago, Neil said: An all-round good egg,always kept an eye out for others Neil I think a de frocking of the bishop is required for creating this nom. What would you do to him after the de frock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Why the fuck is Gordon Banks a cunt? I'm not a football fan by a long shot (no pun intended) but even I can appreciate how great he was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 2 hours ago, The Bishop said: Other than him becoming a proud clayhead there is fuck else good to say about this one eyed cunt. You stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why the fuck is Gordon Banks a cunt? I'm not a football fan by a long shot (no pun intended) but even I can appreciate how great he was. Decent man by all accounts - unlike the pathetic oxygen thief that posted this nomination. When is that cretin Bishop going to save himself 15 hours a day and fuck off from this site - a real CUNT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You stupid fucking cunt. Ritual defrocking followed by an auto de fe. Seen Ken Russell's The Devils? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Let's hope this turns into the 'cunt Penn until it withers and dies' thread, or better still, until it hangs itself off the back of a door. Interminably boring fucking troll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 20 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Let's hope this turns into the cunt Penn until it withers and dies thread, or better still, until it hangs itself off the back of a door. Interminably boring fucking troll. Doc, if I had them, and the system would allow it, I'd give that an entire days likes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 I imagine Pele called him a cunt back in 1970 as he made the best save ever(or before Jim Montgomery anyway). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: You stupid fucking cunt. Better than being an autistic jock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 I once went to see spurs back in the 70s, my uncle was friends with Terry Naylor so he got all the family tickets, can't remember who it was against but I remember someone shooting for goal and Pat Jennings diving and plucking the ball out of the air. So what? I hear you say, but the fucker was on his knees at the time. Unbelievable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Another thoroughly appalling nomination to add to your extensive portfolio of utter fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Another thoroughly appalling nomination to add to your extensive portfolio of utter fucking shit. Why does football and death attract these weird and distasteful nominations? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 5 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: He made great saves whereas you score cheap tricks in the massage parlour and on the local industrial estate.... Hag. lol. Any tips on this weekends score draws? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 6 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: He made great saves whereas you score cheap tricks in the massage parlour and on the local industrial estate.... Hag. lol. Oh how wrong you are punkers old bean. Lady P is the kind of bloke who wishes he was working in such an establishment, had tits and a fanny, dishing out sucky sucky and happy endings to the most disgusting of low life. Alas, he has to put up with being a grotesque lumbering subhuman and lurking outside said massage parlours, dressed in charity shop ladies garments recently pealed off a decaying pensioner, armed with chloroform and a bucket of fisting butter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Oh how wrong you are punkers old bean. Lady P is the kind of bloke who wishes he was working in such an establishment, had tits and a fanny, dishing out sucky sucky and happy endings to the most disgusting of low life. Alas, he has to put up with being a grotesque lumbering subhuman and lurking outside said massage parlours, dressed in charity shop ladies garments recently pealed off a decaying pensioner, armed with chloroform and a bucket of fisting butter Here is something to cheer you up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Oh how wrong you are punkers old bean. Lady P is the kind of bloke who wishes he was working in such an establishment, had tits and a fanny, dishing out sucky sucky and happy endings to the most disgusting of low life. Alas, he has to put up with being a grotesque lumbering subhuman and lurking outside said massage parlours, dressed in charity shop ladies garments recently pealed off a decaying pensioner, armed with chloroform and a bucket of fisting butter CGAS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 3 hours ago, The Bishop said: Here is something to cheer you up Fucking hell!!! That is seriously fucking mental! What kind of fucked up cunt would go to the trouble of producing that? I don’t think I belong here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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