Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 So the Thin White Duke adopted his final persona, the Thin Dead Cunt, a little over three years ago. Yet the BBC, annoying liberal generation X-ers and muso cunts alike still won't give it a fucking rest. David Bowie was a louche philanderer, pervert and plagiarist who stole ideas and aesthetics from artists and genres left, right and center. Perhaps he had the foresight to rip off things other people hadn't considered ripping off (like mime, or Kabuki theater), but he was a pilfering cokehead of limited talent all the same. He sung those stupid, impenetrable lyrics in that stupid warbling voice, fucked 14 year olds and snorted heaps of coke. He is vastly overrated; especially when it comes to his horrible wigger funk period in the mid '70s, or his interminably dull "Berlin period" after that. Plus, nobody remembers the dumb shit like Tin Machine or the yards of boring folkie stuff he put out before Space Oddity. I digress. Major Tom is a dead degenerate cunt. Can BBC4 please stop being a fucking shrine to this overrated dead cunt, and find better things to do with my licence fee instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 I'm afraid you can expect a Jib Jab in 5... 4... 3... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 If anyone rings the Jazz klaxon any louder than this the dead would surely be woken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 I like a lot of bowie's stuff, particularly the live recordings. But it's an odd thing, some music outlasts it's creators but bowie's seemed to die a death along with him. I don't just mean airplay, I mean it loses a lot of it's appeal for some reason I can't fathom. Don't think I've bothered listening to any of his old albums since he died, I even bought his posthumous one and still haven't listened to all of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 34 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: So the Thin White Duke adopted his final persona, the Thin Dead Cunt, a little over three years ago. Yet the BBC, annoying liberal generation X-ers and muso cunts alike still won't give it a fucking rest. David Bowie was a louche philanderer, pervert and plagiarist who stole ideas and aesthetics from artists and genres left, right and center. Perhaps he had the foresight to rip off things other people hadn't considered ripping off (like mime, or Kabuki theater), but he was a pilfering cokehead of limited talent all the same. He sung those stupid, impenetrable lyrics in that stupid warbling voice, fucked 14 year olds and snorted heaps of coke. He is vastly overrated; especially when it comes to his horrible wigger funk period in the mid '70s, or his interminably dull "Berlin period" after that. Plus, nobody remembers the dumb shit like Tin Machine or the yards of boring folkie stuff he put out before Space Oddity. I digress. Major Tom is a dead degenerate cunt. Can BBC4 please stop being a fucking shrine to this overrated dead cunt, and find better things to do with my licence fee instead? Was Bowie a man or a woman? He looked decidedly undecided... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 I have mixed views about Bowie, but whenever I see the video of him and Jagger performing the thoroughly fucking dreadful “Dancing In The Streets”, I thank god he’s dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 8 minutes ago, scotty said: I like a lot of bowie's stuff, particularly the live recordings. But it's an odd thing, some music outlasts it's creators but bowie's seemed to die a death along with him. I don't just mean airplay, I mean it loses a lot of it's appeal for some reason I can't fathom. Don't think I've bothered listening to any of his old albums since he died, I even bought his posthumous one and still haven't listened to all of it. What , he recorded an album after he died? That is talent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Iam Ape said: I have mixed views about Bowie, but whenever I see the video of him and Jagger performing the thoroughly fucking dreadful “Dancing In The Streets”, I thank god he’s dead. Watch it with the sound turned down. Cringe factor into the octillions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 Bowie used to hang around with the heroin addict and pervert Iggy Pop who was a disgusting disgrace.....birds of a feather... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 11 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: So the Thin White Duke adopted his final persona, the Thin Dead Cunt, a little over three years ago. Yet the BBC, annoying liberal generation X-ers and muso cunts alike still won't give it a fucking rest. David Bowie was a louche philanderer, pervert and plagiarist who stole ideas and aesthetics from artists and genres left, right and center. Perhaps he had the foresight to rip off things other people hadn't considered ripping off (like mime, or Kabuki theater), but he was a pilfering cokehead of limited talent all the same. He sung those stupid, impenetrable lyrics in that stupid warbling voice, fucked 14 year olds and snorted heaps of coke. He is vastly overrated; especially when it comes to his horrible wigger funk period in the mid '70s, or his interminably dull "Berlin period" after that. Plus, nobody remembers the dumb shit like Tin Machine or the yards of boring folkie stuff he put out before Space Oddity. I digress. Major Tom is a dead degenerate cunt. Can BBC4 please stop being a fucking shrine to this overrated dead cunt, and find better things to do with my licence fee instead? Firstly, you make a sweeping generalisation that vaping is unique to paedophiles. Here, you accuse David Bowie of sexually assaulting 14-year-olds. And, thirdly, 70s rock band Steely Dan's 'Everyone's Gone to the Movies' is noted for its paedophilia-implying lyrics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 10 minutes ago, scotty said: I like a lot of bowie's stuff, particularly the live recordings. Live at Santa Monica '72 is a cracking album, mostly because of Mick Ronson's guitar work and the tight rhythm section. Those guys were all on dogshit wages and Bowie paid the fucking piano player Mike Garson more, even though he played on fewer tracks. Saying that, on the Santa Monica album his cover of Jacques Brel's 'My Death' is tedious and overly self indulgent, and his fawning, sycophantic version of the Velvet Underground's 'I'm Waiting For the Man' is as naive as it is bloodless. It is like it hadn't occurred to him that it was written about junkies going off to procure smack. 'The Supermen' and 'Andy Warhol' are two also-ran tunes that can be totally ignored as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Firstly, you make a sweeping generalisation that vaping is unique to paedophiles. That is because it is. 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: Here, you accuse David Bowie of sexually assaulting 14-year-olds. Shit-tier journalism not withstanding, there is rarely smoke without fire: https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/09/david-bowie-sex-two-teenagers-age-consent-8486252/ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6684325/Two-women-reveal-flings-David-Bowie-aged-15.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 12 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: I have mixed views about Bowie, but whenever I see the video of him and Jagger performing the thoroughly fucking dreadful “Dancing In The Streets”, I thank god he’s dead. I think he was Under Pressure to record that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 16 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: That is because it is. Shit-tier journalism not withstanding, there is rarely smoke without fire: https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/09/david-bowie-sex-two-teenagers-age-consent-8486252/ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6684325/Two-women-reveal-flings-David-Bowie-aged-15.html The Corner has its very own leading Bowie biographer in 'eavens, who I suspect was brutally bummed by Bowie on numerous occasions in exchange for information. Few, therefore, are in a better position to denounce such allegations – or indeed add credibility to them. 'Eavens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Nah He was brilliant. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Watch it with the sound turned down. Cringe factor into the octillions. Here it is without the music. However, it is funnier with the volume up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Romford Odeon 1972 then the cunt went all famey and killed off the best part if him.Is he still dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, nocti said: Here it is without the music. However, it is funnier with the volume up. Who choreographed that,Harvey Price? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 2 hours ago, nocti said: Here it is without the music. However, it is funnier with the volume up. They look like Frank and Punky with oromandibular dystonia after a night in the gay bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 "It doesn't matter what you wear, just as long as you are there So come on, every guy, grab a girl, everywhere, around the world They'll be dancing, dancing in the street." And that's my last word on the subject until my next posting. Toodle pip and Mars Bars later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 On 12/02/2019 at 10:10, nocti said: Here it is without the music. However, it is funnier with the volume up. You got there first you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 I wish that the vigil was for Cavid Fucking Icke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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