Neil Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Especially when you're outside in it,It's a cunt.Just sayin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 A light breeze on a hot day is a wonderful thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 18 minutes ago, Neil said: Especially when you're outside in it,It's a cunt.Just sayin' It most certainly is a cunt, especially if you follow through as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 44 minutes ago, Neil said: Especially when you're outside in it,It's a cunt.Just sayin' Not sure what your problem is. You're as bald as Gail Porter's beaver, so it's not like you've got a barnet flapping about. As for your fat fucking carcass, it'd take a force nine gale and a team of oxen to move you an inch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 21 minutes ago, Decimus said: Not sure what your problem is. You're as bald as Gail Porter's beaver, so it's not like you've got a barnet flapping about. As for your fat fucking carcass, it'd take a force nine gale and a team of oxen to move you an inch. Do you realise how fucking difficult it is to cover a shallow grave with leaves in this fucker? I'll be here all fucking day at this rate 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 I feel sorry for Frank. It's must be difficult trying to keep that syrup on that emaciated skull of his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I feel sorry for Frank. It's must be difficult trying to keep that syrup on that emaciated skull of his. The old poof brings out the Kevlar chin strap, Gorilla tape and No More Nails on days like this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: The old poof brings out the Kevlar chin strap, Gorilla tape and No More Nails on days like this. Used to know a bloke who was a rugby referee. On windy days the wig used swivel round and the sideburn was over his nose. Looked like he was wearing one if those Saxon helmets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I feel sorry for Frank. It's must be difficult trying to keep that syrup on that emaciated skull of his. Not to mention that being out on his "sail boat" in this appalling weather would be extremely dangerous. I say sail boat, but it's actually a pedal boat that he takes to his local park. He loves that little boat and its bright colours. Edited February 8, 2019 by DrCunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 4 hours ago, Neil said: Especially when you're outside in it,It's a cunt.Just sayin' Peppermint tea, fella. It’ll sort you right out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 7 hours ago, Neil said: Especially when you're outside in it,It's a cunt.Just sayin' You've never been near my missus after she goes on a deviled egg and beer night. You'd be running into a tornado! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 4 hours ago, DrCunt said: Not to mention that being out on his "sail boat" in this appalling weather would be extremely dangerous. I say sail boat, but it's actually a pedal boat that he takes to his local park. He loves that little boat and its bright colours. The water birds and small animals always seem to disappear when he turns up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: The water birds and small animals always seem to disappear when he turns up. But the carnivorous fish are in for a feast when he chucks the weighted rent boy over the side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: But the carnivorous fish are in for a feast when he chucks the weighted rent boy over the side Which will almost certainly be found floating at the surface the following day, as they have not developed the necessary anti-bodies to all of Franks diseases transmitted to the corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Which will almost certainly be found floating at the surface the following day, as they have not developed the necessary anti-bodies to all of Franks diseases transmitted to the corpse. Franks boat was second hand from Ted Heath, just sayin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Franks boat was second hand from Ted Heath, just sayin' Frank's second hand could frequently be found jammed up Ted Heath's back boat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Disguised as a child no doubt If you're talking about Frank, that would be one gangling, greasy, hirsute, effeminate AIDS ravaged, badly dressed and ill-mannered child. I would advocate for child and mong abuse in such a scenario. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 18 hours ago, Neil said: Do you realise how fucking difficult it is to cover a shallow grave with leaves in this fucker? I'll be here all fucking day at this rate Neil, I’m surprised a man of your sharp intellect hasn’t realised you can just eat your victims. It’s a double whammy. Free calorific content and no further disposal required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 2 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Neil, I’m surprised a man of your sharp intellect hasn’t realised you can just eat your victims. It’s a double whammy. Free calorific content and no further disposal required. What about the bones you thick fucker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 17 minutes ago, The Bishop said: What about the bones you thick fucker? I’ve always assumed Neil to a modern day Tarrare, able to crunch through them and digest the marrowy inside like a wild pig. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarrare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I’ve always assumed Neil to a modern day Tarrare, able to crunch through them and digest the marrowy inside like a wild pig. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarrare Exudative diarrhea occurs with the presence of blood and pus in the stool. This occurs with inflammatory bowel diseases, such as Crohn's disease or ulcerative colitis, and other severe infections such as E. coli or other forms of food poisoning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 Wind was certainly a cunt at LHR yesterday - bumpiest landing I’ve ever experienced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 22 hours ago, Neil said: Especially when you're outside in it,It's a cunt.Just sayin' Is this the new Bowel Movements thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 4 hours ago, The Bishop said: What about the bones you thick fucker? Pigs stomachs can break down bone ok. It's just the hair and teeth they shit out intact for forensics to find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 4 hours ago, Iam Ape said: Wind was certainly a cunt at LHR yesterday - bumpiest landing I’ve ever experienced. Choppy at BHX too today. Bounced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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