Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: Mr Spackov doesn't work, does it? No, don't think it didn't cross my mind though. I'm struggling to think of any more Starflid officers whose names fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 3 hours ago, Mungo Spudd said: Cardi S, I don't suppose you also have a head soooo fucking huge that your appearance in public startles the horses and upsets the children ? Man needs to grow a beard. The people were spared Jimmy Hill's gargantuan chin for decades thanks to some superbly crafted facial hair. I mean we honestly had no idea what was lurking beneath. Why can't Big (bonce) Sam grow an afro or dreads ? My basic problem is weird people acting like they're normal..Dermot O'Leary,40cm inside leg. Troy Deaney looks like somebody drew a face on a balloon. Garth Crooks malteser head, its an almost perfect sphere. Get back indoors the fucking lot of you. And finally , I don't believe you are a real Cardinal. Very true these people should be removed from the gene pool. I am a Cardinal in the Church of No God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: No, don't think it didn't cross my mind though. I'm struggling to think of any more Starflid officers whose names fit. With all of the different brand shows, that would be a daunting task. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 A snipers dream 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Well, they've already got Mr Spack and Mong-gomery Scott. 21 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Not forgetting The Klingmongs. 21 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Mr Spackov doesn't work, does it? Reported. All fucking three of you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Reported. All fucking three of you. Spackstabber! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 I’ve got one of Sams hats at home. I keep 12 stone of King Edwards in it and yes according to the makers label it is large size. So that is good enough for me and I will not be persuaded otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’ve got one of Sams hats at home. I keep 12 stone of King Edwards in it and yes according to the makers label it is large size. So that is good enough for me and I will not be persuaded otherwise. It's a Fedora, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 11 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: It's a Fedora, isn't it? 11 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: It’s actually a tricorne in the style of Napoleon Bonaparte. The deerstalker simply wasn’t large enough for my weekly potato shop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 I had a friend once with whom I had many a fun filled evening discussing the interesting and hugely hilarious differences in the vast array of hats through the ages However we lost touch with each other when he blocked me on his phone and then moved address without leaving any contact details for me. He did however leave something called a nuisance injunction pinned to his door with my name on it which I thought was very nice as a farewell gesture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Reported. All fucking three of you. You're too Tardy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 He needs a bucket sized gob to chomp that fucking gum non stop for 90 minutes. And the crooked cunt is downright shifty too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 Football is for cunts and irons as big, toad faced turd Sam is a shining example. Not content in having his ugly spud flashed over the back pages of the red tops on a daily basis, being the supremo of the national side and an extremely wealthy man from years at the trough (paid for by the thickest of cunts), he's happy to spread his arse cheeks wide for a couple to grand at the first asking. Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 On 04/02/2019 at 17:44, Decimus said: I TELL YOU WOT I WANT WOT I REALLY REALLY WANT ROOM TEMPERATURE CARLING AND MY FUCKIN COUNTRIE BAK VIRGIN You want your country back, from Richard Branson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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