Guest Mungo Spudd Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 Vicki Sparks is a shouty little bitch on Radio 5. "And now over to Vicki Sparks at Turf Moor where a substitution is taking place"....... FUCKING SHOUTY SHOUT SHOUT FUCKING SHOUT. Its only a fucking substitution for fucks sake you hyperactive bint. My core belief is that it is only acceptable for any woman to raise her voice if . a. her house is on fire (and she is in it). b. she is being raped. So in principal I have no problem with them commentating, providing that they can remain calm whilst doing so. I cannot see how anybody could possibly disagree with any of the above and therefore expect only positive feedback. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Mungo Spudd said: Vicki Sparks is a shouty little bitch on Radio 5. "And now over to Vicki Sparks at Turf Moor where a substitution is taking place"....... FUCKING SHOUTY SHOUT SHOUT FUCKING SHOUT. Its only a fucking substitution for fucks sake you hyperactive bint. My core belief is that it is only acceptable for any woman to raise her voice if . a. her house is on fire (and she is in it). b. she is being raped. So in principal I have no problem with them commentating, providing that they can remain calm whilst doing so. I cannot see how anybody could possibly disagree with any of the above and therefore expect only positive feedback. Thank you. Female presenters have been nommed before, therefore this is repeat shit. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 Use the search function to find out if you are repeating something. That is the last useful advice you will get from me, unless you would like ideas for a spectacular ending to your pitiful existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mungo Spudd Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Female presenters have been nommed before, therefore this is repeat shit. Fuck off. Presenters and commentators are two different professions. Plus, I don't live on this site you sad twat because I go outside and stuff therefore I can't remember all the previous posts . But if I could I would nom anyways just to piss you off you massive bell end. And finally, I simply do not believe you are wizard or a sleeve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Mungo Spudd said: Presenters and commentators are two different professions. Plus, I don't live on this site you sad twat because I go outside and stuff therefore I can't remember all the previous posts . But if I could I would nom anyways just to piss you off you massive bell end. And finally, I simply do not believe you are wizard or a sleeve. Since we are going to split hairs, I'll begin by stating that football is for poofs and irons. That is an established corner rule. Therefore, it matters not which word is used, commentator or presenter, the sport itself nullifies the validity of the job. Since you brought it up, it also nullifies the validity of your life. One need not "live on this site" to know how many times a topic has been repeated. The painfully obvious fact is that you didn't bother to search before opening your cavernous fucking gob on the subject, and for that, I'm sure you're going to receive a proper kicking. Don't break anything patting yourself on the back believing you've pissed me off, au contraire. I might shake my head at utter spackery, but I also laugh at it. Like watching the special olympics track and field events...flids trying the 50m dash, always entertaining, and you present yourself in such a light. Lastly, I don't fucking care what you think about anything. Off you go then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mungo Spudd Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Since we are going to split hairs, I'll begin by stating that football is for poofs and irons. That is an established corner rule. Therefore, it matters not which word is used, commentator or presenter, the sport itself nullifies the validity of the job. Since you brought it up, it also nullifies the validity of your life. One need not "live on this site" to know how many times a topic has been repeated. The painfully obvious fact is that you didn't bother to search before opening your cavernous fucking gob on the subject, and for that, I'm sure you're going to receive a proper kicking. Don't break anything patting yourself on the back believing you've pissed me off, au contraire. I might shake my head at utter spackery, but I also laugh at it. Like watching the special olympics track and field events...flids trying the 50m dash, always entertaining, and you present yourself in such a light. Lastly, I don't fucking care what you think about anything. Off you go then! So you believe that women shouting is acceptable ???? For God's sake man/woman/hermaphrodite (delete as applicable). I can't communicate with this level of twattery. I'm off to try and join Isacunt. Any chance of a reference Spazardsleeve ??? Ps. Your new nickname is DavidBlainesArmpit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 10 minutes ago, Mungo Spudd said: So you believe that women shouting is acceptable ???? For God's sake man/woman/hermaphrodite (delete as applicable). I can't communicate with this level of twattery. I'm off to try and join Isacunt. Any chance of a reference Spazardsleeve ??? Ps. Your new nickname is DavidBlainesArmpit. I'll gladly refer you to a tree maintenance service with a large chipper! Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 Any cunt called Mungo Spud was never going to make it on here. No savoir faire at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: Any cunt called Mungo Spud was never going to make it on here. No savoir faire at all Two flids gone in one day, ratters. Roops took out Tommy tankfull, and Mungo didn't have the bollocks to last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Two flids gone in one day, ratters. Roops took out Tommy tankfull, and Mungo didn't have the bollocks to last. Ironically, @Mungo Spudd has a better like-to-post ratio than anyone else on this thread to date. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Ironically, @Mungo Spudd has a better like-to-post ratio than anyone else on this thread to date. Astounding how that happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Two flids gone in one day, ratters. Roops took out Tommy tankfull, and Mungo didn't have the bollocks to last. It'll be me next Wizened. If I had a pound for every time some cunt on here has said "I expected better from you Ratty"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: It'll be me next Wizened. If I had a pound for every time some cunt on here has said "I expected better from you Ratty"... We have King Billy and Poesklap ahead of the lot, Ratty. You're safe methinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 Fuckers who don't know why they're placed between the suited and booted cunts already on a big screw from the mugs who watch this tedious shite. The wankers in the pubs each Friday afternoon til Sunday night are who're funding these leaches. And pundit women? Well, they're lesbians so you will not win with that one and the BBC. Are you cunts blind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mungo Spudd Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Astounding how that happens. Still can't work out how to join Isacunt so have decided to continue to annoy DavidBlainesArmpit aka Spazardsleeve. I do like his/her avatar but that is the only good thing about this inconsequential nose drip. The Spaz ( so many nicknames ) claims that he is unmoved by my wit, but continues to avidly follow my every post and responds with his inimitable brand of twattery. Later this week I will demonstrate how to make a Fuckwit do my bidding. Yes I will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 I don't go a lot on it but that Michelle Owen on Sky is a bit of alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 20 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: I don't go a lot on it but that Michelle Owen on Sky is a bit of alright. Yes, if you like fucking hamsters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 11 hours ago, Mungo Spudd said: Still can't work out how to join Isacunt so have decided to continue to annoy DavidBlainesArmpit aka Spazardsleeve. I do like his/her avatar but that is the only good thing about this inconsequential nose drip. The Spaz ( so many nicknames ) claims that he is unmoved by my wit, but continues to avidly follow my every post and responds with his inimitable brand of twattery. Later this week I will demonstrate how to make a Fuckwit do my bidding. Yes I will. You will show some fucking respect when you address @Wizardsleeve in future. Any more of this shit, and I'm going to sneak into your bedroom, and superglue a wasp to your bell-end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mungo Spudd Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 Erect Cuntman !! More like Eric Tiledissfunction. Yes your new nickname is Eric Tiledissfunction. And I believe your threat to sneak into my bedroom. I reckon your number1 hobby is sneaking into bedrooms, but I ask you...what's the point if you can't achieve erection when you get there?? So why don't get a new hobby. Let's call it "slapping my flaccid dangler in the general area of Spazardsleeve's dirty Garry." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Mungo Spudd said: Erect Cuntman !! More like Eric Tiledissfunction. Yes your new nickname is Eric Tiledissfunction. And I believe your threat to sneak into my bedroom. I reckon your number1 hobby is sneaking into bedrooms, but I ask you...what's the point if you can't achieve erection when you get there?? So why don't get a new hobby. Let's call it "slapping my flaccid dangler in the general area of Spazardsleeve's dirty Garry." I'll have you know, that our Eric has 'Speshal Cunt' status, earned and justifiably received. As for his bedroom habits, these are also widely known, as to the best of my belief he is still as yet to have a bedroom of his own and is on the waiting list like the rest of us. You, on the other hand are the only couch potato. Edited February 4, 2019 by 'eavensabove Bedroom Rights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 14 hours ago, Mungo Spudd said: Still can't work out how to join Isacunt so have decided to continue to annoy DavidBlainesArmpit aka Spazardsleeve. I do like his/her avatar but that is the only good thing about this inconsequential nose drip. The Spaz ( so many nicknames ) claims that he is unmoved by my wit, but continues to avidly follow my every post and responds with his inimitable brand of twattery. Later this week I will demonstrate how to make a Fuckwit do my bidding. Yes I will. What wit...I only see a nitwit. Fuck off you saggy tit. **Well I look a right cunt, old Mungo has tested Mrs Roops patience, and I posted this before I saw it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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