King Billy Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Oh, bravo! What a retort. Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've never seen it. But I've always been sceptical regarding reports that it resembles an axe wound in an orangutan's back. More of a silverbacks back these days I'd wager. Collars and cuffs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 PRESIDENTIAL PRESS RELEASE #2 Hi my loyal followers! Those fucking arseholes in Russia, China and India have decided to back my opponent, but have they got the balls and greenback bribes to make it happen? They can twist and plot against me but they will never overturn the democratic will of the Venezuelan people as expressed by the CIA and our oily friends in Washington, London and Europe. PS King Billy had a good knees up despite receiving hospital treatment after a bit of flying masonary caught him in the mush. He carries our best wishes (and an American timed explosive device) in the air ambulance as he flies back to his travellers camp off the coast of Europe called jokingly round the world as "Great" Britain. Hand on heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 King Billy fuck off you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 PRESS RELEASE #3 I President Juan have been personally welcomed into the gang of fresh faced good looking cunts playing at politics by Canada's leading man as reported below in the South Wales Argus. "Justin Trudeau has personally offered his support to Venezuela’s Juan Guaido ahead of a Lima Group meeting in Ottawa on the country’s political crisis. " I wouldn't swap dear little Justin for all the Putins in the world. (Yes I would but he is on the side of my beast) Meanwhile my fellow Venezuelans keep crawling to the Colombian border for my food parcels and fists up everyone! Eh, I don't mean that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Press Release #4 A thousand apologies for the slight delay. I am speaking from my Miami Mafiosa luxury beachside penthouse on behalf of my great friend and anti-castro comrade Juan Guaidó. Goid luck mate. I know it's hard work and you're losing. But keep opening and shutting your mouth and making those not silly hand gestures and Uncle Sam will pension you off with a golden handshake. PS Richard Branson is a fan of yours. He's looking for a guinea p.... eh, test pilot for his next space launch so stand by for the call! Sincerely in your face Franklin Virgüez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 On 10/02/2019 at 14:35, Crab said: PRESS RELEASE #3 I President Juan have been personally welcomed into the gang of fresh faced good looking cunts playing at politics by Canada's leading man as reported below in the South Wales Argus. "Justin Trudeau has personally offered his support to Venezuela’s Juan Guaido ahead of a Lima Group meeting in Ottawa on the country’s political crisis. " I wouldn't swap dear little Justin for all the Putins in the world. (Yes I would but he is on the side of my beast) Meanwhile my fellow Venezuelans keep crawling to the Colombian border for my food parcels and fists up everyone! Eh, I don't mean that. Dear Juan If you need any snow rest assured you can have as much as you want at a very favourable price. Always your amigo Justin baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 On 10/02/2019 at 14:35, Crab said: PRESS RELEASE #3 I President Juan have been personally welcomed into the gang of fresh faced good looking cunts playing at politics by Canada's leading man as reported below in the South Wales Argus. "Justin Trudeau has personally offered his support to Venezuela’s Juan Guaido ahead of a Lima Group meeting in Ottawa on the country’s political crisis. " I wouldn't swap dear little Justin for all the Putins in the world. (Yes I would but he is on the side of my beast) Meanwhile my fellow Venezuelans keep crawling to the Colombian border for my food parcels and fists up everyone! Eh, I don't mean that. Fuck me theyve got an Argos in Wales now. Wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fuck me theyve got an Argos in Wales now. Wow You don't live in the UK do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fuck me theyve got an Argos in Wales now. Wow they've. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Bishop said: they've. Are you Susie Dent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 13 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fuck me theyve got an Argos in Wales now. Wow Tune into my latest with the totally up front Franklin Virgüez. He was in Goodfellas wasn't he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Are you Susie Dent? Not rhyming slang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 On 01/02/2019 at 11:21, King Billy said: Bertie Smalls I remember Bertie Smalls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 On 20/02/2019 at 15:07, King Billy said: Fuck me theyve got an Argos in Wales now. Wow Pronounced "Arghhhhhhhhhhos". You can't miss it. It has phlegm all down the window Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Pronounced "Arghhhhhhhhhhos". You can't miss it. It has phlegm all down the window Juan heard that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 On 20/02/2019 at 15:05, King Billy said: Dear Juan If you need any snow rest assured you can have as much as you want at a very favourable price. Always your amigo Justin baby #Snow Patrol is Juan's favourite band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 # Press Release 5 His Excellency President Juan. My fellow Venezuelans I hope you enjoyed my mash up at the border today. Those food parcels from the Land of Opportunity and Economic Sanctions courtesy of Washington moved me to tears. When it all kicked off it made me move to a place where I was able to watch the mayhem from a safe distance with my gold plated Gucci binoculars. As a bonus there were some nice views of Richard Branson's air stewardess entourage. They gave me the two fingered salute like this one modelling my new line in Venezuelan Patriot Swimwear. Hope you enjoy. I did! I'm sending her round to King Billy as my diplomatic envoy extraordinary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 12 hours ago, Crab said: # Press Release 5 His Excellency President Juan. My fellow Venezuelans I hope you enjoyed my mash up at the border today. Those food parcels from the Land of Opportunity and Economic Sanctions courtesy of Washington moved me to tears. When it all kicked off it made me move to a place where I was able to watch the mayhem from a safe distance with my gold plated Gucci binoculars. As a bonus there were some nice views of Richard Branson's air stewardess entourage. They gave me the two fingered salute like this one modelling my new line in Venezuelan Patriot Swimwear. Hope you enjoy. I did! I'm sending her round to King Billy as my diplomatic envoy extraordinary. On 20/02/2019 at 15:21, King Billy said: Are you Susie Dent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 13 hours ago, Crab said: # Press Release 5 His Excellency President Juan. My fellow Venezuelans I hope you enjoyed my mash up at the border today. Those food parcels from the Land of Opportunity and Economic Sanctions courtesy of Washington moved me to tears. When it all kicked off it made me move to a place where I was able to watch the mayhem from a safe distance with my gold plated Gucci binoculars. As a bonus there were some nice views of Richard Branson's air stewardess entourage. They gave me the two fingered salute like this one modelling my new line in Venezuelan Patriot Swimwear. Hope you enjoy. I did! I'm sending her round to King Billy as my diplomatic envoy extraordinary. She’s definitely coming round isn’t she? I’ve just eaten 3 Viagra (100 mg) so I’m gonna be in trouble if this a wind up. Well someone’s gonna be in trouble if I have to go out on the prowl. Helloooo young lady. Don’t worry Billy won’t hurt you😝 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: She’s definitely coming round isn’t she? I’ve just eaten 3 Viagra (100 mg) so I’m gonna be in trouble if this a wind up. Well someone’s gonna be in trouble if I have to go out on the prowl. Helloooo young lady. Don’t worry Billy won’t hurt you😝 Save some for the rest of Colombia where I'm currently holed up. LOL Juano Baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 5 minutes ago, Crab said: Save some for the rest of Colombia where I'm currently holed up. LOL Juano Baby. While your there mate can you grab me a farmers ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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