Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 26, 2019 Report Share Posted January 26, 2019 Those who work will understand, the cunts turn up coughing, sneezing, nose leaking like race horses cock, they can barely fucking stand, and they are inconsiderate, they feel it the right thing to share the shit. Everybody else has to wear surgical masks and bio suits to avoid contracting whatever mutated strain of shit they're passing about. Fucking stay home, cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 26, 2019 Report Share Posted January 26, 2019 Fucking hell, Wiz, do you work at CDC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 26, 2019 Report Share Posted January 26, 2019 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Fucking hell, Wiz, do you work at CDC? They would offer said bio suits. The tight fisted cunts where I work won't even provide disinfectant spray! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 26, 2019 Report Share Posted January 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking hell, Wiz, do you work at CDC? ...or Porton Down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 26, 2019 Report Share Posted January 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking hell, Wiz, do you work at CDC? Cotswold District Council are utter cunts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 21 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Those who work will understand, the cunts turn up coughing, sneezing, nose leaking like race horses cock, they can barely fucking stand, and they are inconsiderate, they feel it the right thing to share the shit. Everybody else has to wear surgical masks and bio suits to avoid contracting whatever mutated strain of shit they're passing about. Fucking stay home, cunts! Know what you mean. The daft cow I have to work with came to work with a cold, said she caught it off her grandchild, now I've got it, germ-ridden, selfish fucking bitch ruined my weekend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 5 hours ago, cooze said: Know what you mean. The daft cow I have to work with came to work with a cold, said she caught it off her grandchild, now I've got it, germ-ridden, selfish fucking bitch ruined my weekend! Yeah. Blame it on somebody else. Fucking get a life. And don't reply to me in that bitch roasting posing pouch with Washington disappearing up the crack of your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 On 27/01/2019 at 20:36, Crab said: Yeah. Blame it on somebody else. Fucking get a life. And don't reply to me in that bitch roasting posing pouch with Washington disappearing up the crack of your arse. I blame somebody else because I'm fuckin' perfect, and don't you forget it, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 29 minutes ago, cooze said: I blame somebody else because I'm fuckin' perfect, and don't you forget it, cunt. Give the string on your thong a rinse in your perfect mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 35 minutes ago, cooze said: I blame somebody else because I'm fuckin' perfect, and don't you forget it, cunt. As complete and utter fucking idiots go, you definitely tick all the boxes. A perfect idiot? It’s certainly possible. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Iam Ape said: As complete and utter fucking idiots go, you definitely tick all the boxes. A perfect idiot? It’s certainly possible. Look no further than the Stars and Stripes posing pouch. I wonder who he puts on a flexing show to? Baby oil? The full works - deep oak false sun tan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 On 29/01/2019 at 15:15, Crab said: Look no further than the Stars and Stripes posing pouch. I wonder who he puts on a flexing show to? Baby oil? The full works - deep oak false sun tan... You're well named you fuckin' parasite, but beware, you'll catch more than crabs with the company you're keeping. Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 On 26/01/2019 at 16:53, Wizardsleeve said: Those who work will understand, the cunts turn up coughing, sneezing, nose leaking like race horses cock, they can barely fucking stand, and they are inconsiderate, they feel it the right thing to share the shit. Everybody else has to wear surgical masks and bio suits to avoid contracting whatever mutated strain of shit they're passing about. Fucking stay home, cunts! This strikes a chord wiz. I did a job this morning for an elderly gent with the mother of all colds, he was hawking and coughing his fucking lungs up all over the place. It was that bad that I didn't even wait for the money, just told him I'd send an invoice and legged it out pronto, politely declining his kind offer of a cup of tea. Now I suppose he'll go a step further and die before paying the bill. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 16 minutes ago, scotty said: This strikes a chord wiz. I did a job this morning for an elderly gent with the mother of all colds, he was hawking and coughing his fucking lungs up all over the place. It was that bad that I didn't even wait for the money, just told him I'd send an invoice and legged it out pronto, politely declining his kind offer of a cup of tea. Now I suppose he'll go a step further and die before paying the bill. Cunt. Of course he's going to die before he pays the bill. I imagine he died very shortly after you'd "done a job" for him. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Of course he's going to die before he pays the bill. I imagine he died very shortly after you'd "done a job" for him. That's only a sideline, eric. A bit of a hobby if you like, it whiles away the spare time and does the world a service as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 7 minutes ago, scotty said: That's only a sideline, eric. A bit of a hobby if you like, it whiles away the spare time and does the world a service as well. 'PAGING DR SCOTTY, YOU ARE NEEDED IN THE NEWBIE WARD' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 7 hours ago, scotty said: This strikes a chord wiz. I did a job this morning for an elderly gent with the mother of all colds, he was hawking and coughing his fucking lungs up all over the place. It was that bad that I didn't even wait for the money, just told him I'd send an invoice and legged it out pronto, politely declining his kind offer of a cup of tea. Now I suppose he'll go a step further and die before paying the bill. Cunt. I'm now armed to the gills with disinfectant sprays and pepper spray. The next cunt gets within 30 feet of me while sick will get the pepper spray to the eyes, disinfectant spray to the body and my boot in their fucking teeth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 15 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'm now armed to the gills with disinfectant sprays and pepper spray. The next cunt gets within 30 feet of me while sick will get the pepper spray to the eyes, disinfectant spray to the body and my boot in their fucking teeth! this is a black thing right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 7 hours ago, scotty said: This strikes a chord wiz. I did a job this morning for an elderly gent with the mother of all colds, he was hawking and coughing his fucking lungs up all over the place. It was that bad that I didn't even wait for the money, just told him I'd send an invoice and legged it out pronto, politely declining his kind offer of a cup of tea. Now I suppose he'll go a step further and die before paying the bill. Cunt. if I was a disease, I'd take one look at you and move on Grotty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 42 minutes ago, ratcum said: if I was a disease, I'd take one look at you and move on Grotty Take or leave us, only please believe us, we ain't ever gonna be respectable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: this is a black thing right? If it had anything to do with black, I'd have said "can't we all just get along" with the traditional speech impediment that comes with a broken jaw and missing teeth from a police beating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Take or leave us, only please believe us, we ain't ever gonna be respectable. homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: homo Abd your next grunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 21 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: If it had anything to do with black, I'd have said "can't we all just get along" with the traditional speech impediment that comes with a broken jaw and missing teeth from a police beating. Naively, I used to abhor black on black conflict in Africa Drizzle. I used the think "why not have a pop at white colonialists instead of each other?". Which of course rather ignored the tribal dynamic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 14 hours ago, ratcum said: homo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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