Guest Evil Gazebo Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Homes under the hammer ... wish this anti clockwise short tongued cunt was under an home after being smashed with an hammer .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Welcome to the Corner are you gay? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Original noms only fuckface........welcome and fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Evil Gazebo Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 15 minutes ago, Neil said: Original noms only fuckface........welcome and fuck off Fuck yourself with a frosty mop ..albino bonce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Evil Gazebo Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 24 minutes ago, The Bishop said: Welcome to the Corner are you gay? Go and tend a wrong grave ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 40 minutes ago, Bottleneck at Capel Curig said: Go and tend a wrong grave ... Dim parcio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 I only agree on the grounds of smuggery and sheer greed. Greed is insipid, especially on this horrific show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Him Peter Crouch Robbie Savage Arsehole fucking cunt players now stealing a living on the idiot's latern. Kill them all (and Lineker too) and let God sort out the detritus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 "tending the wrong grave", "bottleneck at Capel Cruig" - clearly a Half-man Half Biscuit fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 More like half man half woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 More like half a mo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 4 hours ago, Bottleneck at Capel Curig said: Homes under the hammer ... wish this anti clockwise short tongued cunt was under an home after being smashed with an hammer .... He's got the look of a used car selling cunt. For that alone, he deserves a gruesome, painful death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: He's got the look of a used car selling cunt. For that alone, he deserves a gruesome, painful death. I like him. I've got a couple of his cook books and his 'Ainsley Harriot" couscous range is good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I like him. I've got a couple of his cook books and his 'Ainsley Harriot" couscous range is good. Now Ainsley Harriett is a collossus among cunts. Firstly, there's the creepy, leering manner that He gropes and slobbers over any female that gets within 5 feet of him. And secondly, the bizarre habit of cooking whilst performing a nauseating dance, a combination of the Caribbean bogle and that pervy thigh rubbing thing that Vic Reeves used to do. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I like him. I've got a couple of his cook books and his 'Ainsley Harriot" couscous range is good. Racist cow! He's not Chinese you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Homes under the hammer??!! Fucking shit one-sided programme that portrays the lucky spuds that have made a few quid. What about the ones that aren't so lucky and end up losing money big style, followed by a messy divorce and then killing themselves in despair after ending up in the local YMCA. I think I'd consider watching it then. ps. I've got some special linctus for Lucy Alexanders throat as she always sounds a bit hoarse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Evil Gazebo Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 5 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Him Peter Crouch Robbie Savage Arsehole fucking cunt players now stealing a living on the idiot's latern. Kill them all (and Lineker too) and let God sort out the detritus Garth Crooks top of the list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Homes under the hammer??!! Fucking shit one-sided programme that portrays the lucky spuds that have made a few quid. What about the ones that aren't so lucky and end up losing money big style, followed by a messy divorce and then killing themselves in despair after ending up in the local YMCA. I think I'd consider watching it then. ps. I've got some special linctus for Lucy Alexanders throat as she always sounds a bit hoarse. Cardboard boxes under the hammer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Now Ainsley Harriett is a collossus among cunts. Firstly, there's the creepy, leering manner that He gropes and slobbers over any female that gets within 5 feet of him. And secondly, the bizarre habit of cooking whilst performing a nauseating dance, a combination of the Caribbean bogle and that pervy thigh rubbing thing that Vic Reeves used to do. The phallic pepper grinder always creeped me out too. I always suspected that emptying the carrier bag containing soy milk, a bay leaf and a wax crayon on Ready, Steady, Cook was often swiftly followed by Fern Britton tossing his salad. Which, ironically for a food show, would put me right off my dinner. Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Cardboard boxes under the hammer? Faberge eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Somehow, they all look the bleedin' same. Even the insides of their mouths. This cunt now considers himself to be a food critic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Now Ainsley Harriett is a collossus among cunts. Firstly, there's the creepy, leering manner that He gropes and slobbers over any female that gets within 5 feet of him. And secondly, the bizarre habit of cooking whilst performing a nauseating dance, a combination of the Caribbean bogle and that pervy thigh rubbing thing that Vic Reeves used to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 1 minute ago, EreptileDysfunction said: FUCK OFF... KEITH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: He's one of the most sinister, creepy, rapey looking cunts I've ever seen. The thought of eating anything that he prepared makes me want to vomit out my kidneys. Disgusting fucking sex case. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's one of the most sinister, creepy, rapey looking cunts I've ever seen. The thought of eating anything that he prepared makes me want to vomit out my kidneys. Disgusting fucking sex case. He's been doing that same shit dance since circa 1995 as well. He looks like Morpheus from the matrix too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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