Guest Crab Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 I am not accusing privately educated cock up the arse of the banks James smooth operator big talk nonce innovator invented nought Dyson actually torks loik thaat! Oh no no no! But the audience he addressed his brave false words of brexit promise does - as umpteen downloads of Farage on LBC Listen Again shows demonstrate. And now the cunt is HQ mobile to the Far East. While the minions shred and burn any company financial records left in the UK. Of course domiciling Dyson in Singapore cuts the tax bill at least by 80% and that's dosh the NHS and our old folks sitting in their shit and piss in under funded care homes won't see. Farage in mindboggling it's a wrap bollocks and bullshit doublethink says its a logical result of brexit to be applauded and the sort of globalization we can all support. Where do they get it from the scumbags?I do realise this cunting is far too long. But please bear with me as a beginner crawling like a crab towards the succinct crisp cunting this porn site is famous for. Please put your hands together and let the wolf whistles rip for Sir James Dyson King Cunt of the Cunts of Cuntland - a place I know only too well to my eternal shame. Yours sincerely dose of the Crabs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 You know this is fucking gash, don't you? Or is self-awareness another of those qualities you lack, along with wit and erudition? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 This is a bit long winded but better than a lot of first noms recently, so I feel generous and wish you a quick and painless death with no suffering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 29 minutes ago, Crab said: I am not accusing privately educated cock up the arse of the banks James smooth operator big talk nonce innovator invented nought Dyson actually torks loik thaat! Oh no no no! But the audience he addressed his brave false words of brexit promise does - as umpteen downloads of Farage on LBC Listen Again shows demonstrate. And now the cunt is HQ mobile to the Far East. While the minions shred and burn any company financial records left in the UK. Of course domiciling Dyson in Singapore cuts the tax bill at least by 80% and that's dosh the NHS and our old folks sitting in their shit and piss in under funded care homes won't see. Farage in mindboggling it's a wrap bollocks and bullshit doublethink says its a logical result of brexit to be applauded and the sort of globalization we can all support. Where do they get it from the scumbags?I do realise this cunting is far too long. But please bear with me as a beginner crawling like a crab towards the succinct crisp cunting this porn site is famous for. Please put your hands together and let the wolf whistles rip for Sir James Dyson King Cunt of the Cunts of Cuntland - a place I know only too well to my eternal shame. Yours sincerely dose of the Crabs. Rambling, nonsensical, chimp with a typewriter chumbawumba fucking drivel. next time you're out, go into the toilets, find one of those 'Dyson Airblade®' dryers, and dangle your bell-end in it. Then gather up all the chunks of blue Turkish delight from the urinals and eat them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 Dear Alfie and Cuntybaws when the time comes may your ashes be spread by a Dyson turbo hairdryer on economy setting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Rambling, nonsensical, chimp with a typewriter chumbawumba fucking drivel. next time you're out, go into the toilets, find one of those 'Dyson Airblade®' dryers, and dangle your bell-end in it. Then gather up all the chunks of blue Turkish delight from the urinals and eat them. I see it meets your approval o wise one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Crab said: I see it meets your approval o wise one. Yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 I did mention this yesterday on the Brexit Meltdown nom Posted yesterday at 17:08 So the traitorous dog James Dyson has just pulled the rug from under Brexit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 1 minute ago, The Bishop said: I did mention this yesterday on the Brexit Meltdown nom Posted yesterday at 17:08 So the traitorous dog James Dyson has just pulled the rug from under Brexit. I like to get my mouthpiece into a good thick rug. O farseeing wise one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, Crab said: Dear Alfie and Cuntybaws when the time comes may your ashes be spread by a Dyson turbo hairdryer on economy setting. I might be worth your while to ask Baws if he is an iron and then retire to a safe place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 Just now, The Bishop said: I might be worth your while to ask Baws if he is an iron and then retire to a safe place. Just now, The Bishop said: I might be worth your while to ask Baws if he is an iron and then retire to a safe place. I don't have to arsk. I KNOW. Nobody keeps secrets from the Crab. No crack or corner is safe. 🦀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 Dyson, sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Crab said: I am not accusing privately educated cock up the arse of the banks James smooth operator big talk nonce innovator invented nought Dyson actually torks loik thaat! Oh no no no! But the audience he addressed his brave false words of brexit promise does - as umpteen downloads of Farage on LBC Listen Again shows demonstrate. And now the cunt is HQ mobile to the Far East. While the minions shred and burn any company financial records left in the UK. Of course domiciling Dyson in Singapore cuts the tax bill at least by 80% and that's dosh the NHS and our old folks sitting in their shit and piss in under funded care homes won't see. Farage in mindboggling it's a wrap bollocks and bullshit doublethink says its a logical result of brexit to be applauded and the sort of globalization we can all support. Where do they get it from the scumbags?I do realise this cunting is far too long. But please bear with me as a beginner crawling like a crab towards the succinct crisp cunting this porn site is famous for. Please put your hands together and let the wolf whistles rip for Sir James Dyson King Cunt of the Cunts of Cuntland - a place I know only too well to my eternal shame. Yours sincerely dose of the Crabs. This is what ACTUALLY happens when you give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typerwriters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 14 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: This is what ACTUALLY happens when you give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typerwriters I just fucking said that. I thought you of all cunts would have got the Chumbawumba reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 17 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: This is what ACTUALLY happens when you give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typerwriters To be compared like that makes my several hearts beat tick a boo. You are a darling. James, James, anybody seen James? Know anyfink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 47 minutes ago, The Bishop said: I did mention this yesterday on the Brexit Meltdown nom Posted yesterday at 17:08 So the traitorous dog James Dyson has just pulled the rug from under Brexit. I've decided to sell my Dyson. It's just collecting dust. Here all week 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 20 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Dyson, sucks. That's it, that's what I really wanted to say. Abd ni old bags either? He he. James, calling James, James come in, somewhere over the Straits of Sibgapore, light aircraft oh wish we could do a swap... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Crab said: To be compared like that makes my several hearts beat tick a boo. You are a darling. James, James, anybody seen James? Know anyfink? He fucked off. His account remains open as a mark of respect to a founding father. How the fuck do you know about him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: I've decided to sell my Dyson. It's just collecting dust. Here all week Another mind bending one liner fit for the Jim Davidson book of quotes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Crab said: I am not accusing privately educated cock up the arse of the banks James smooth operator big talk nonce innovator invented nought Dyson actually torks loik thaat! Oh no no no! But the audience he addressed his brave false words of brexit promise does - as umpteen downloads of Farage on LBC Listen Again shows demonstrate. And now the cunt is HQ mobile to the Far East. While the minions shred and burn any company financial records left in the UK. Of course domiciling Dyson in Singapore cuts the tax bill at least by 80% and that's dosh the NHS and our old folks sitting in their shit and piss in under funded care homes won't see. Farage in mindboggling it's a wrap bollocks and bullshit doublethink says its a logical result of brexit to be applauded and the sort of globalization we can all support. Where do they get it from the scumbags?I do realise this cunting is far too long. But please bear with me as a beginner crawling like a crab towards the succinct crisp cunting this porn site is famous for. Please put your hands together and let the wolf whistles rip for Sir James Dyson King Cunt of the Cunts of Cuntland - a place I know only too well to my eternal shame. Yours sincerely dose of the Crabs. Corporation tax in Singapore is 21%, (recently reduced from 35%) Corporation tax in the UK is currently 19% Just to be clear, there is no reason or evidence that "minions" have shredded and burned any financial records left in the UK. The domestic appliance market is pretty much saturated and all brands do pretty much the same job. Dyson has eye on the potentially huge electric car market in the far east, particularly in China. Whilst the EU has trade agreements with China , there is no free trade agreement. Singapore has a free trade agreement with China (CSFTA). Singapore, with its highly educated and technically skilled work force was the obvious place to set up shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: He fucked off. His account remains open as a mark of respect to a founding father. How the fuck do you know about him? Take the vacuum hose off your minescule pecker which will never be expanded anyway and start helping me get Dyson back in the UK where he belongs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 It turns out that he invented the Ball Barrow .. that's enough for me I am switching to being pro remain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Mrs Roops said: Corporation tax in Singapore is 21%, (recently reduced from 35%) Corporation tax in the UK is currently 19% Just to be clear, there is no reason or evidence that "minions" have shredded and burned any financial records left in the UK. The domestic appliance market is pretty much saturated and all brands do pretty much the same job. Dyson has eye on the potentially huge electric car market in the far east, particularly in China. Whilst the EU has trade agreements with China , there is no free trade agreement. Singapore has a free trade agreement with China (CSFTA). Singapore, with its highly educated and technically skilled work force was the obvious place to set up shop. James James desperately not missing James or his vast contribution to British life. That is the real life not the imaginary one in his PR or narcissistic personality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, The Bishop said: It turns out that he invented the Ball Barrow .. that's enough for me I am switching to being pro remain. So many of his devices have been used to masturbate or attempting dick enlargement - being in the position I am I have witnessed these obscenities with my four pairs of eyes. So don't give me any more lip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, Crab said: James James desperately not missing James or his vast contribution to British life. That is the real life not the imaginary one in his PR or narcissistic personality. 10 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Corporation tax in Singapore is 21%, (recently reduced from 35%) Corporation tax in the UK is currently 19% Just to be clear, there is no reason or evidence that "minions" have shredded and burned any financial records left in the UK. The domestic appliance market is pretty much saturated and all brands do pretty much the same job. Dyson has eye on the potentially huge electric car market in the far east, particularly in China. Whilst the EU has trade agreements with China , there is no free trade agreement. Singapore has a free trade agreement with China (CSFTA). Singapore, with its highly educated and technically skilled work force was the obvious place to set up shop. Perhaps he is just chewing gum phobic Madam Roops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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