Miles Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 Gigi Wu was a Taiwanese lady who was famed in her own country for climbing to mountain high tops and taking selfies of herself topless save for a bikini. Sadly on her most recent hike to a 13,000ft summit she fell into a ravine and died of hypothermia. What a silly tit she was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 1 hour ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Gigi Wu was a Taiwanese lady who was famed in her own country for climbing to mountain high tops and taking selfies of herself topless save for a bikini. Sadly on her most recent hike to a 13,000ft summit she fell into a ravine and died of hypothermia. What a silly tit she was. No tit pics Your right reverence. You're not gonna be popular with this nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 'Topless save for a bikini' Right up there with 'fighting for peace' and 'fucking for virginity' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 39 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: 'Topless save for a bikini' Right up there with 'fighting for peace' and 'fucking for virginity' Would you have given here "one"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 18 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Would you have given here "one"? On top of a mountain? It’s fucking freezing up there. Have you ever had sex in a sleeping bag? It’s fucking rubbish. You can’t move, you’re drenched in sweat and the priest has his hand over your mouth the whole time.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, judgetwi said: On top of a mountain? It’s fucking freezing up there. Have you ever had sex in a sleeping bag? It’s fucking rubbish. You can’t move, you’re drenched in sweat and the priest has his hand over your mouth the whole time.. You undoubtedly unzipped your own sleeping bag to share with your Scoutmasters.... dib dib wank! lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: You undoubtedly unzipped your own sleeping bag to share with your Scoutmasters.... dib dib wank! lol. Have you ever had a tit wank from your boyfriend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 16 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Have you ever had a tit wank from your boyfriend? The chef from Gleneagles has just died from quaternary AIDS and whooping cough. I bet there's a few golfers shitting themselves, trying to remember if they ever tried his special sauce. Back on topic, the poor young lady in question should be remembered as 'Sherpa Titsout'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 One minor observation. Other than the fact the two photos offered don't show any tits they also don't appear to be selfies. Yet another made up story from the Bishop of Bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 30 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: One minor observation. Other than the fact the two photos offered don't show any tits they also don't appear to be selfies. Yet another made up story from the Bishop of Bullshit. If she had a photographer with her, you'd think the cunt would have thrown her a blanket when she fell in the ravine or, at the very least, showered her with some nice warm spunk. Going actual topless up a mountain in some countries is not to be recommended. This cunt was banged up and fined in Malaysia for allegedly triggering an earthquake by exposing her baps at the summit of Mount Kinabalu. Stupid, backwards, heathen tit-shy cunts, the Malaysians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 Did she forget her crampons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 5 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: You undoubtedly unzipped your own sleeping bag to share with your Scoutmasters.... dib dib wank! lol. Was your favourite 'Scott of the Arse Antics'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 16 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: or, at the very least, showered her with some nice warm spunk. Leave that to the weird, beardy hiker types who stop for a short "rest" on their way to the summit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 26 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If she had a photographer with her, you'd think the cunt would have thrown her a blanket when she fell in the ravine or, at the very least, showered her with some nice warm spunk. Going actual topless up a mountain in some countries is not to be recommended. This cunt was banged up and fined in Malaysia for allegedly triggering an earthquake by exposing her baps at the summit of Mount Kinabalu. Stupid, backwards, heathen tit-shy cunts, the Malaysians. Pen caused a stampede when she got her tits out during the miners strike of 1926. Over 70 men died but luckily most managed to escape. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 I had a threesome with two Thai girls once. It was like winning the lottery......we had six matching balls. I’ll get me flip flops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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