Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 What a sad bunch of cunts moon gazers are. All fucking day, they've been marvelling at their sight of the moon last night, which by all accounts "was shining in the sky," as so too were lamp-posts. "I went out, but it wasn't there" said some twat on tele, whilst folks sent in pictures of the poxy thing as if it was anything remotely worth looking at or making a fuss about. "you won't see it again for years!" piped some cunt in a bobble hat, shivering with cold and suffering from crooked neck & frostbite, "it was as beautiful as an orange" she added. Yeah, too fucking right, Jaffa Head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 Its a comparatively rare occurrence, hence the interest. The next full lunar eclipse (viewed from the UK) won't happen again until late 2029. Just enjoy the view when it happens... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: The next full lunar eclipse (viewed from the UK) won't happen again until late 2029. I think you'll find that when we leave the EU there will be one every month. Boris promised. To be fair, I think the media sort of shot their bolt with their space-filling over-egging of every tedious partial lunar eclipse and 2--per-hour meteor shower over the last few years, enthused over by a wild-eyed space lesbian or the sort of mutton-chopped amateur astronomy bore that you wouldn't let anywhere near your children. When you've been disappointed by one blue harvest blood wolf super moon (delete as appropriate) it's hard to motivate yourself to get out of bed for the next one. At least Patrick Moore is dead, thank heavens for small mercies. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I think you'll find that when we leave the EU there will be one every month. Boris promised. To be fair, I think the media sort of shot their bolt with their space-filling over-egging of every tedious partial lunar eclipse and 2--per-hour meteor shower over the last few years, enthused over by a wild-eyed space lesbian or the sort of mutton-chopped amateur astronomy bore that you wouldn't let anywhere near your children. When you've been disappointed by one blue harvest blood wolf super moon (delete as appropriate) it's hard to motivate yourself to get out of bed for the next one. At least Patrick Moore is dead, thank heavens for small mercies. 'Wild-eyed space lesbian' {chortle} 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: 'Wild-eyed space lesbians' I've changed my mind, bring 'em on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 Did they buy that telly from Alan Sugar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 12 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Its a comparatively rare occurrence, hence the interest. The next full lunar eclipse (viewed from the UK) won't happen again until late 2029. Just enjoy the view when it happens... Showing us a pimple on your arse Roops, won't impress anyone on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I've changed my mind, bring 'em on! No wonder Commander Straker always had a smug look on his face when he came back from Moon base. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: No wonder Commander Straker always had a smug look on his face when he came back from Moon base. They had proper fucking theme tunes in those days. UFO, Space 1999, er... they had a couple of proper theme tunes in those days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 23 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: They had proper fucking theme tunes in those days. UFO, Space 1999, er... they had a couple of proper theme tunes in those days. UFO is shown on British Forces TV at 11pm nightly. I loved them alien craft, they were great. My bro had one of them interceptors that fired one rocket. The cunt got my dad's darts and used them instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: They had proper fucking theme tunes in those days. UFO, Space 1999, er... they had a couple of proper theme tunes in those days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: They had proper fucking theme tunes in those days. UFO, Space 1999, er... they had a couple of proper theme tunes in those days. Fireball XL5. The daddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fireball XL5. The daddy. Zoonie and Robert The Robot .. "ON OUR WAY HOME!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fireball XL5. The daddy. Captain Black was the bollocks. Joe 90 was a cunt. Do you reckon Lt. Green was an iron? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Captain Black was the bollocks. Joe 90 was a cunt. Do you reckon Lt. Green was an iron? Didn't see too much of those ones, born in 72. Just about remember Stingray and thunderbirds. Space 1999 was the only one being made when I became cognitive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Captain Black was the bollocks. Joe 90 was a cunt. Do you reckon Lt. Green was an iron? Bob Monkhouse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 48 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Bob Monkhouse? Punkers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Punkers? In a tin can? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 12 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: In a tin can? No, the gay fellow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: No, the gay fellow. The robot looks more capable of continually running Punkape.exe, but the other looks more likely to have proclivities mirroring our golf playing spunk receptacle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 Interesting. As I remember it the poofy Doctor cunt was a baddie and a figure of fun and ridicule. You’d never get away with that these days. No black people, lezzers or peacefuls either. Fucking fascists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 21 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Interesting. As I remember it the poofy Doctor cunt was a baddie and a figure of fun and ridicule. You’d never get away with that these days. No black people, lezzers or peacefuls either. Fucking fascists. You do realise yesterday was the anniversary of Rorkes Drift? Monumental Cunt would have slipped on 'Zulu' on his VHS sat there with his pith helmet and bread knife taped to a broomstick yelling "Go on Hookey, give the fucking darkies what for". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You do realise yesterday was the anniversary of Rorkes Drift? Monumental Cunt would have slipped on 'Zulu' on his VHS sat there with his pith helmet and bread knife taped to a broomstick yelling "Go on Hookey, give the fucking darkies what for". Yes, 140 years. ”and who do you think’s coming to wipe out your little command?.......the Grenadier Guards?” My favourite film, seen it dozens of times. Well do carry on with your.......mud pies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 14 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Yes, 140 years. ”and who do you think’s coming to wipe out your little command?.......the Grenadier Guards?” My favourite film, seen it dozens of times. Well do carry on with your.......mud pies. Rather you asked first old boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 51 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You do realise yesterday was the anniversary of Rorkes Drift? Monumental Cunt would have slipped on 'Zulu' on his VHS sat there with his pith helmet and bread knife taped to a broomstick yelling "Go on Hookey, give the fucking darkies what for". One of our greatest battles in history. The film wasn't bad either. Just a shame that Mick Caine wasn't speared in the back. What a tosser he turned out to be. Actor? My arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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