scotty Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Karl was the best one. Fully deserves his place in Highgate, imho, the place is full of Marxists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 You never hear of Goebbelites or Himmelerites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 On 1/20/2019 at 7:49 AM, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Is it safe to be using the word "gag" in any conversation with Neil? Let hope Neil gets his vile hands on you, gives you a "safe" word, then totally ignores it just as he goes elbow deep, no lube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Let hope Neil gets his vile hands on you, gives you a "safe" word, then totally ignores it just as he goes elbow deep, no lube. Good morning Tim .. I am seeing a lot of Bumblebees about at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 8 hours ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: You never hear of Goebbelites or Himmelerites. They now sing backing vocals for Dire Straits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 23 hours ago, scotty said: How about the Marx Brothers? They had their moments, in fairness, but on the whole I'd rather stick circular files up my urethra than watch them. Chaplin was a completely unfunny cunt, along with Keaton and Lloyd. Fatty Arbuckle was good for a laugh, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 29 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: They had their moments, in fairness, but on the whole I'd rather stick circular files up my urethra than watch them. Chaplin was a completely unfunny cunt, along with Keaton and Lloyd. Fatty Arbuckle was good for a laugh, though. That young girl weren't laughing when the fat cunt bounced up and down on her bladder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: That young girl weren't laughing when the fat cunt bounced up and down on her bladder. From Wikipedia: Arbuckle's acquittal in the third trial was accompanied by an unprecedented statement of apology from the jury stating, in part, that, "Acquittal is not enough for Roscoe Arbuckle. We feel that a great injustice has been done him… there was not the slightest proof adduced to connect him in any way with the commission of a crime. From which we can deduce that he actually did her up the shitter, such japes being perfectly legal in the state of California. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 On 1/19/2019 at 7:05 PM, Frank said: The man’s been dead for over fifteen years, Neil. You’re out of your tiny mind. STFU and die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: They had their moments, in fairness, but on the whole I'd rather stick circular files up my urethra than watch them. Chaplin was a completely unfunny cunt, along with Keaton and Lloyd. Fatty Arbuckle was good for a laugh, though. I went to see Stan and Ollie at the weekend. Good film. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 21 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Let hope Neil gets his vile hands on you, gives you a "safe" word, then totally ignores it just as he goes elbow deep, no lube. Love is like a violin Stubby .. never forget that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 48 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Love is like a violin Stubby .. never forget that. In Stubby's case, the smallest violin in the world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: In Stubby's case, the smallest violin in the world. Stubby doesn't like playing second fiddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 When he played for Ipswich town? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gordon Bennett Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 Monkhouse's last gig - decent watch: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 On 21/01/2019 at 06:46, Dawn Chorus said: Himmelerites Didn't Desmond Dekker write a song about them? Apparently they get up in the morning, for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 On 22/01/2019 at 07:25, Dawn Chorus said: Love is like a violin Stubby .. never forget that. Why is love like a violin ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 On 21/01/2019 at 06:46, Dawn Chorus said: You never hear of Goebbelites or Himmelerites. You find them in caves but I'm not sure which one hangs down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 On 21/01/2019 at 18:10, Cuntybaws said: They had their moments, in fairness, but on the whole I'd rather stick circular files up my urethra than watch them. Chaplin was a completely unfunny cunt, along with Keaton and Lloyd. Fatty Arbuckle was good for a laugh, though. You are smoother than Torvil and Dean in Bolero. And a lot less interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: You find them in caves but I'm not sure which one hangs down. They actually gave up and rejoined the Tory Party after they decided to back brexit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: You are smoother than Torvil and Dean in Bolero. And a lot less interesting. Are you closely related to Gemma Collins or any of the other TOWIE spastics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: You are smoother than Torvil and Dean in Bolero. And a lot less interesting. Under 6% now - you’re a legend. Well, you’re legendarily shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: Are you closely related to Gemma Collins or any of the other TOWIE spastics? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: No. Prove it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 22, 2020 Report Share Posted July 22, 2020 On 20/01/2019 at 10:21, 'eavensabove said: His greatest crime was wanting to be Black. He was still dabbing on the crud long after The B & H Minstrels got the shovel. B & H minstrels? Was that a variety act based around smoking fags? Sounds interesting, a shame I missed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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