Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 3 hours ago, Crab said: Leave him alone he is one of us. You daffy cunt. He's nowt but a crusty old Platypodiella Spectabilis. He wants boiling alive in lard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 3 hours ago, Crab said: Leave him alone he is one of us. What, Greek? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 20, 2019 Report Share Posted January 20, 2019 15 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Hello Ape. Have you been flying you model helicopters today? Why not fly them near Brize Norton for a bit of fun.... I’d love to fly one into your face. Now that would be a bit of fun... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 Now the fat cunt that broke her wrist is all over the local TV demanding an apology.......fuck off,you'll just have to eat your chips with the other hand for a while.Compo seeking whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 11 minutes ago, Neil said: Now the fat cunt that broke her wrist is all over the local TV demanding an apology.......fuck off,you'll just have to eat your chips with the other hand for a while.Compo seeking whore. Compo is brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 They should take this cunt’s licence off him. I don’t want him getting killed and have to put up with all sorts of soppy women crying over the wanker while they chuck flowers at the hearse as it rumbles by (at no more than 30mph I hope). I wouldn’t mind but if they had ever met the cunt he would have been horrified at being so close to stinking proles, curry crunchers, slitty eyed yellow bastards and bongo bongos. A real diplomat with a touch of humanity this fucking arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 12 minutes ago, judgetwi said: They should take this cunt’s licence off him. I don’t want him getting killed and have to put up with all sorts of soppy women crying over the wanker while they chuck flowers at the hearse as it rumbles by (at no more than 30mph I hope). I wouldn’t mind but if they had ever met the cunt he would have been horrified at being so close to stinking proles, curry crunchers, slitty eyed yellow bastards and bongo bongos. A real diplomat with a touch of humanity this fucking arsehole. You won't see the greasy Greek racist driving on public roads again. This tribe have invested too much crowbarring the next generation of royal parasites under the naturally folding skin of the great British public to have it all wasted by a demented driver killing a child in a mash up. Talk about folding skin ha ha Who's a pretty boy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 28 minutes ago, Crab said: You won't see the greasy Greek racist driving on public roads again. This tribe have invested too much crowbarring the next generation of royal parasites under the naturally folding skin of the great British public to have it all wasted by a demented driver killing a child in a mash up. Talk about folding skin ha ha Who's a pretty boy? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 On 1/18/2019 at 7:17 AM, Earl of Punkape said: I’d prefer numerous circuits round Oulton Park with you attached to a length of chain from my tow bar... Lol. Another euphemist attempt to lure Alf to your cock? Fuck off, homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 Baby driver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 On 1/18/2019 at 9:46 AM, Stubby Pecker said: Shame he wasn't taking his immediate inbred family for a spin and they all got crushed under an 10 ton lorry. Imagine their mutilated corpses being picked over by scavenging red kites that they're happy to poison, trap and blast out of the sky with impunity. I'm going to have an injection in my left eye later Stubby .. that's right .. a little prick in my left eye. What do you think of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 16 hours ago, judgetwi said: They should take this cunt’s licence off him. I don’t want him getting killed and have to put up with all sorts of soppy women crying over the wanker while they chuck flowers at the hearse as it rumbles by (at no more than 30mph I hope). I wouldn’t mind but if they had ever met the cunt he would have been horrified at being so close to stinking proles, curry crunchers, slitty eyed yellow bastards and bongo bongos. A real diplomat with a touch of humanity this fucking arsehole. It’s not really any of your business anyway.. He’s not been proved to have done anything wrong for a start and if a few peasants get killed or seriously injured...so fucking what. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 The usual predictable bollocks from this sad, attention seeker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 The queen has made a plea for Britons to find "common ground" .. ain't that what Phil did last week when out driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 … and so The Crown Prosecution have announced the predictable: "based upon the evidence It is not in the public interest to prosecute the Duke of Hazzard, for almost killing three people on the public highway..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: … and so The Crown Prosecution have announced the predictable: "based upon the evidence It is not in the public interest to prosecute the Duke of Hazzard, for almost killing three people on the public highway..." You bet your life if it was the woman at fault, the full weight of the law would have come to bear on her. I've got a mind to send back my CBE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: You bet your life if it was the woman at fault, the full weight of the law would have come to bear on her. I've got a mind to send back my CBE. You don’t need a licence for a mobility scooter, and Phil looks the type to buy some big off-road version with more horses than Newmarket to pootle about in. Standby for the six page splash in Hello! I hope anyone dawdling around the pedestrianised centre of Kings Lynn doesn’t loiter outside the Kebab House too long. Big Phil loves a Donner with Garlic Sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 On 22/01/2019 at 13:01, judgetwi said: The usual predictable bollocks from this sad, attention seeker. The correct result for the Duke and for the plebs involved in the accident who were probably speeding anyway. Two women in a car is a lethal combination as they will be gossiping and not paying attention to the road or other users.One of them went straight to the tabloids which is a typically undignified comportment....she probably works as an Ann Summers party “rep”. lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: she probably works as an Ann Summers party “rep”. lol. Fuck off. I truly dread to think what you work at Punkers, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 On 17/01/2019 at 22:07, Earl of Punkape said: About time Philip used a chauffeur at least half his age. lol. Silly old cunt. He will be using a chauffeur very soon. One way trip in a black limo to the hole in the ground. fucking coffin dodger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 On 19/01/2019 at 20:05, ratcum said: busy on here tonight eh Jewdy? Like Mexicans round a fuel pipe! You will burn in hell for that comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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