Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 54 minutes ago, judgetwi said: DMs and football hooligans? Have you been asleep for the last 40 years? You need to get out more. Nobody wears Doc Martens at Twickenham.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You would be filled in by our porters and greens staff. Lol. Pleb. "Filled in"? Have you time traveled here from an episode of Happy Days? You fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: You would be filled in by our porters and greens staff. Lol. Pleb. Doubtful. Sanctioned violence is my business. I imagine your golf clubs' security is handled by any east European, agency rent boy who expresses a keen interest in providing 'extras' to the membership. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You would be filled in by our porters and greens staff. Lol. Pleb. I’m sure that plenty of “filling in” goes on at your club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 38 minutes ago, Frank said: Doc you really are a colourless cunt. At best.. ollybore beige. Ah, hahahaha, ooh, hahaha! great work. This'll have 'em rolling in the aisles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: "Filled in"? Have you time traveled here from an episode of Happy Days? You fucking idiot. Our greens staff will feed you feet first into an industrial mower defore dribbling what’s left into a nearby slurry pit... Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Doubtful. Sanctioned violence is my business. I imagine your golf clubs' security is handled by any east European, agency rent boy who expresses a keen interest in providing 'extras' to the membership. Fuck off. Actually most of them are ex-army and very well paid. They would revel in dealing with unwanted hooligans in thugs footwear... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 9 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: I’m sure that plenty of “filling in” goes on at your club. What sauce do you put on your Beans ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ah, hahahaha, ooh, hahaha! great work. This'll have 'em rolling in the aisles. Soooo rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 Just now, Frank said: Soooo rattled. Do you have nice cruets Frank ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 12 minutes ago, Frank said: Soooo rattled. next you'll be saying "totally" and "like" Frank. Better stick to quixotic videos you fantastical twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: next you'll be saying "totally" and "like" Frank. Better stick to quixotic videos you fantastical twat Fuck off mollusc brain.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: next you'll be saying "totally" and "like" Frank. Better stick to quixotic videos you fantastical twat Stay out of it you insane fucking jew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Fuck off mollusc brain.... lol. you can take it EoP, but you can't dish it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 23 minutes ago, Frank said: Soooo rattled. I'm really not that interested in your state of mind. lol. I do admire your stickability. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I do admire your stickability. Now you mention it, the anorexic nearly-dead cunt does rather resemble a stick insect. I assume that's what you meant. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 21 minutes ago, Frank said: Stay out of it you insane fucking jew. 2 bottles of wine and you're all over the place aren't you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: next you'll be saying "totally" and "like" Frank. Better stick to quixotic videos you fantastical twat Quality. I won't cheapen it with a 'like'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 9 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’m not averse to an excellent tomato or mushroom ketchup.Brown sauces are repellent and consumed mostly by the underclass. Such sauces and other condiments should be served in the correct cruets or receptacles.I have solid silver Queen Anne cruets and George II pouring boats. Gurning fuckwits litter their formica tables with plastic bottles of nauseous, additive filled, liquid gunge.These cunts also spray their horrid repasts with cheap vinegar to compound their imbecility. Fuck off. Agreed. Any food that requires additional condiments from bottles is not food worthy of the table. i once made a chilli and amate asked for some brown sauce, he nearly lost his fucking eye with my fork, the fucking incooth cunt. No chef should have his work sprayed with brown shit to taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 40 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 2 bottles of wine and you're all over the place aren't you. Two wine gums. Bassets full strength ones of course though ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Doubtful. Sanctioned violence is my business... You sound like a walking lawsuit. "The name's Cuntman, Eric Cuntman, licenced to be violent" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 On 1/16/2019 at 9:26 AM, Earl of Punkape said: I’m not averse to an excellent tomato or mushroom ketchup.Brown sauces are repellent and consumed mostly by the underclass. Such sauces and other condiments should be served in the correct cruets or receptacles.I have solid silver Queen Anne cruets and George II pouring boats. Gurning fuckwits litter their formica tables with plastic bottles of nauseous, additive filled, liquid gunge.These cunts also spray their horrid repasts with cheap vinegar to compound their imbecility. Fuck off. It is already common knowledge your favourite oriental sauce is creme of sum yun guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: It is already common knowledge your favourite oriental sauce is creme of sum yun guy He's so pumped full of it, I (unfortunately) imagine that his shits are like a rancid 3" diameter version of brown and white Aquafresh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, DrCunt said: He's so pumped full of it, I (unfortunately) imagine that his shits are like a rancid 3" diameter version of brown and white Aquafresh. There's an indelible image to take to bed for the evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 Could folks go easy on the "saucy" comments please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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