Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 I’m not averse to an excellent tomato or mushroom ketchup.Brown sauces are repellent and consumed mostly by the underclass. Such sauces and other condiments should be served in the correct cruets or receptacles.I have solid silver Queen Anne cruets and George II pouring boats. Gurning fuckwits litter their formica tables with plastic bottles of nauseous, additive filled, liquid gunge.These cunts also spray their horrid repasts with cheap vinegar to compound their imbecility. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 You really are a total knob end. Only home made mayonnaise is fit for consumption, mushroom ketchup is like dishwater. Twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 5 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: You really are a total knob end. Only home made mayonnaise is fit for consumption, mushroom ketchup is like dishwater. Twat What u avin on yer chips ? I make my own mayonnaise, bearnaise and hollandaise.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 You must have a cunt of a life if your fantasies consist of poncing about with shit you have seen on the Antiques Roadshow. The fact that you think other people will be impressed by your made up knobend lifestyle simply underlines you deep seated mental health problems. Just to be clear.......you’re a wanker ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 24 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’m not averse to an excellent tomato or mushroom ketchup.Brown sauces are repellent and consumed mostly by the underclass. Such sauces and other condiments should be served in the correct cruets or receptacles.I have solid silver Queen Anne cruets and George II pouring boats. Gurning fuckwits litter their formica tables with plastic bottles of nauseous, additive filled, liquid gunge.These cunts also spray their horrid repasts with cheap vinegar to compound their imbecility. Fuck off. Mushroom ketchup eh. On the subject of mushrooms, have you ever tried 'Chicken of the wood'? Or do you prefer the 'Lickin of the wood'? Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: What u avin on yer chips ? I make my own mayonnaise, bearnaise and hollondaise.... I hope you didn’t allow any of your spastic saliva to dribble in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Mushroom ketchup eh. On the subject of mushrooms, have you ever tried 'Chicken of the wood'? Or do you prefer the 'Lickin of the wood'? Lol The return of button mushroom..... lol. You probably have a plastic bottle of salad cream on your table... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 As opposed to cunts like you who put sauce bottles up their arse and leave them there for a month lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mushroom ketchup eh. On the subject of mushrooms, have you ever tried 'Chicken of the wood'? Or do you prefer the 'Lickin of the wood'? Lol Chicken of the Woods grows in abundance around these parts and it's not bad, but nothing special. I usually let the Mrs try any wild mushrooms that we collect first. Could prove to be a useful habit if one wants avoid divorce costs in the distant future. It looked edible to me Constable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: What u avin on yer chips ? I make my own mayonnaise, bearnaise and hollondaise.... It’s hollandaise, you utter spastic. If you’re going to try and pretend to be cultured, learn to spell first. lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: I make my own mayonnaise, bearnaise and hollondaise.... Yes,and we all know the main ingredient Don't we? Wanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 13 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: It’s hollandaise, you utter spastic. If you’re going to try and pretend to be cultured, learn to spell first. lol. Fuck off. I’m on iPhone Mr Beans. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 1 hour ago, DrCunt said: Chicken of the Woods grows in abundance around these parts and it's not bad, but nothing special. I usually let the Mrs try any wild mushrooms that we collect first. Could prove to be a useful habit if one wants avoid divorce costs in the distant future. It looked edible to me Constable! Such a superb, dry wit. Brilliant. Stupid fucking cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’m on iPhone Mr Beans. lol. IPhones are so last week. Only oinks have them now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 26 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’m on iPhone Mr Beans. lol. Does your iPhone use a different language then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Iam Ape said: Does your iPhone use a different language then? In his defence, it's difficult to type anything when two thirds of it is shoved up his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 25 minutes ago, Frank said: Such a superb, dry wit. Brilliant. Stupid fucking cunt. Didn't Ming like the odd wild mushroom? You Dennis Nilsen sounding cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 Real blokes don't mind a bottle of HP occupying a space on their table. It is the condiment brand-leader of unequivocal heterosexuality. Cunts who use the Brasso'd hand-me-downs legacied to them by their departed urine-soaked nan are generally the type who advertise their adeptness in orally emptying the clackerbag of their gentleman callers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, Rev said: Real blokes don't mind a bottle of HP occupying a space on their table. It is the condiment brand-leader of unequivocal heterosexuality. Cunts who use the Brasso'd hand-me-downs legacied to them by their departed urine-soaked nan are generally the type who advertise their adeptness in orally emptying the clackerbag of their gentleman callers. Every last one of the southern fucking jessies on here who disparage these traditional accoutrements of alpha masculinity need to have their shrivelled testicles removed with a rusty bread knife, deep-fried in a chip pan, and then simultaneously force fed to them both orally and anally. (I suspect there wouldn't be much force required on the "anally" front.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 53 minutes ago, Frank said: Such a superb, dry wit. Brilliant. Stupid fucking cunt. Please just die and do the whole world a favour. Worm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 Doctor, heal thyself. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Frank said: Such a superb, dry wit. Brilliant. Stupid fucking cunt. 6 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Doctor, heal thyself. Idiot. Look out, DC, you've got Bert and Ernie on your case. If you manage to withstand such a devastating broadside without killing yourself, I know a good counsellor at the N&N who can help you deal with the aftermath of their brutal savaging. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’m on iPhone Mr Beans. lol. What’s your view on Henderson’s Relish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: What u avin on yer chips ? I make my own mayonnaise, bearnaise and hollondaise.... Common, truly common. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Look out, DC, you've got Bert and Ernie on your case. If you manage to withstand such a devastating broadside without killing yourself, I know a good counsellor at the N&N who can help you deal with the aftermath of their brutal savaging. Cheers. 6 or 7 years counselling, at least 3 visits a week, should just about help me survive the onslaught. It's going to be tough, but with the right amount of support from the utter cunts here I could just make it through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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