Hokey Gingers Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 At first glance this grinning little twat seems harmless and basically encapsulates all that a "modern man" should be according to hairy legged ugly feminists who tell us all whats best. His cheery little smile and boyish charm is completely devoid of any toxic masculinity and endears him to the public who trust him and make him a much loved celeb on British telly. It`s all a sham though , he is a cunt as is plain to see in the We Buy Any Car ads. Basically give your car away for fuck all is his message. While your being shafted Schofield tells us to play with a pet or spend quality time with some person, ignoring the sniggering from the arseholes loading your car onto the trailer. Don`t be taken in by these dishonest pricks, they are bastards and you Philip Schofield are the biggest bastard of the lot. £400 for a `97 Proton indeed..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 21 minutes ago, Hokey Gingers said: ...£400 for a `97 Proton indeed..... Not a bad price, there's a 2002 model up for £10 on eBay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 ...and I still haven’t sold it 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 20 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: ...and I still haven’t sold it I've told you once; you might have a chance if you remove whatever the fuck's causing that terrible stench from the the boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 I can't stand this gopher fiddling fucking weirdo. I don't watch This Morning as I'm not on the dole, and I don't watch Dancing on Ice as I'm not a cretin. However, anytime he has surreptitiously appeared on my screen, I've been struck with a strong urge to hunt him down and break his faggot back over my knee. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eric Cuntman Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 He's a cunt on many levels, not least for the way he feigns shock, outrage and opposition to any opinion expressed by Katie Hopkins or anyone else that disagrees with the snowflake agenda. As for that willoughby cunt, 13 personal assistants flown to Australia to do her hair, makeup, styling, run her social media and whatever else. It's a pity the cunt wasn't raped by a Rolfaroo and subsequently torn apart by dingoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 11 hours ago, cuntspotter said: ...and I still haven’t sold it Try selling yourself... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 12, 2019 Report Share Posted January 12, 2019 12 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Not a bad price, there's a 2002 model up for £10 on eBay. You must be a 58 model... How about £20 for a quick shunt... lol.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Try selling yourself... lol. Try stop pretending to be a poshboy and a biblebasher just to attract attention you fucked up lonely little wanker. As far as I know there are only 2 fuckers who sell their arses to the We Buy Any Cars Thieves.....Corden and this Schofield piece of shit. Both of them fucking remoaners of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: Try stop pretending to be a poshboy and a biblebasher just to attract attention you fucked up lonely little wanker. As far as I know there are only 2 fuckers who sell their arses to the We Buy Any Cars Thieves.....Corden and this Schofield piece of shit. Both of them fucking remoaners , course. Remoaners, Project Fear, Snowflakes, SJWs, Soy Boy, Beta Cock, Cuckold. Have I missed anything, you repetetive, one trick pony, absolute fucking bore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Remoaners, Project Fear, Snowflakes, SJWs, Soy Boy, Beta Cock, Cuckold. You pretty much summed up is-a-cunt.com in a nut shell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 14 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Try selling yourself... lol. No takers there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 21 hours ago, Decimus said: I've been struck with a strong urge to hunt him down and break his faggot back over my knee. I've looked this up decs, and "Break his faggot back over my knee" is homosexual slang for a rather unseemly act involving three men and a bottle of lubricant. I never had you down as batting for the wrong side, would you care to comment? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 5 minutes ago, scotty said: I've looked this up decs, and "Break his faggot back over my knee" is homosexual slang for a rather unseemly act involving three men and a bottle of lubricant. I never had you down as batting for the wrong side, would you care to comment? No. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 On 1/12/2019 at 6:46 AM, cuntspotter said: ...and I still haven’t sold it If you would have paid to have the blood stains professionally removed you could have doubled your price and gotten it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 I wonder if he's ever seen Holly's gash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 On 1/12/2019 at 4:20 PM, Alfie Noakes said: He's cut from the same cloth as that jug eared cunt off of the football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 17 hours ago, Decimus said: Remoaners, Project Fear, Snowflakes, SJWs, Soy Boy, Beta Cock, Cuckold. Have I missed anything, you repetetive, one trick pony, absolute fucking bore? I’m afraid I don’t know what a “soy boy” or a “beta cock” is. They sound vaguely homosexual to my unsophisticated ears. Would it help if I bought the “New European”? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 (edited) On 1/12/2019 at 11:46 AM, cuntspotter said: ...and I still haven’t sold it Did you leave the dead prostitute in the boot? I find it limits your potential buyers. Edited January 14, 2019 by Cunty BigBollox My mistake. Beaten to it by a Midlands Monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 I'd be reasonably happy if this twee, piss-soaked and pretentious wine-collecting arse-butler bastard dropped fucking dead on air; although he could redeem himself by kicking that sperm-swilling Willoughby cunt right up the fuck-lips before stabbing her in the fuckin teeth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 54 minutes ago, Rev said: I'd be reasonably happy if this twee, piss-soaked and pretentious wine-collecting arse-butler bastard dropped fucking dead on air; although he could redeem himself by kicking that sperm-swilling Willoughby cunt right up the fuck-lips before stabbing her in the fuckin teeth. I'd like to attach his testicles to a Swingball pole and spend a lovely summer afternoon hitting them around said Swingball pole whilst children from my neighborhood laugh and frolic with glee*. *I'd have detached his testicles from his body earlier and thrown said body into an industrial sewing machine. I feel it's important to keep in touch with your feminine side, Rev. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Rev said: I'd be reasonably happy if this twee, piss-soaked and pretentious wine-collecting arse-butler bastard dropped fucking dead on air; although he could redeem himself by kicking that sperm-swilling Willoughby cunt right up the fuck-lips before stabbing her in the fuckin teeth. I bet that not only is the stench of her kipper basket enough to make a seagull puke, but it's also as wide as a donkeys yawn. Edited January 15, 2019 by Eric Cuntman I probably would though 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 (edited) On 1/12/2019 at 10:31 AM, Hokey Gingers said: At first glance this grinning little twat seems harmless and basically encapsulates all that a "modern man" should be according to hairy legged ugly feminists who tell us all whats best. His cheery little smile and boyish charm is completely devoid of any toxic masculinity and endears him to the public who trust him and make him a much loved celeb on British telly. It`s all a sham though , he is a cunt as is plain to see in the We Buy Any Car ads. Basically give your car away for fuck all is his message. While your being shafted Schofield tells us to play with a pet or spend quality time with some person, ignoring the sniggering from the arseholes loading your car onto the trailer. Don`t be taken in by these dishonest pricks, they are bastards and you Philip Schofield are the biggest bastard of the lot. £400 for a `97 Proton indeed..... Deleted Edited January 17, 2019 by N/A Libellous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Darren Kershaw Posted February 7, 2020 Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 (edited) Schofield what a great who gives a shot if he is gay.just publicity. Boring little shit Edited February 8, 2020 by Darren Kershaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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