Miles Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 14 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I think it's time you should try to make more friends, as it is a very lonely job. As your friend, I'll tell you this, it won't be easy. Nobody likes you. Good advice Wizz .. always best from a no mates cunt like you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 3 hours ago, judgetwi said: Fuck me, so we’re doing racist jokes now? Instructions for Getting Rid of an Ants Nest. 1 Buy a can of black spray paint 2 Use a stick to stir up the nest until the ants come out to defend it. 3 Thoroughly spray the ants with the paint 4 The ants, realising they are living in a black neighbourhood, will stop working and start killing each other. "Is this spray tan too dark?" asked my wife. "Of course not," I replied, looking up from hiding my wallet and mobile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 I phoned The Samaritans last night and accidentally got through to a call centre in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got very excited and said “Can you drive a truck?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 13 hours ago, The Beast said: Did you ever hear that old one about 2 black men walking along the High Street, seeing a sign outside a shop saying black people can be turned into white people and white people can be turned into black people for £3? no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 9 hours ago, scotty said: Did he have a stable of "hoes", eric? He had a bit of a gender crisis, didn't know whether to change his name to Ethel, or Stan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 22 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I think it's time you should try to make more friends, as it is a very lonely job. As your friend, I'll tell you this, it won't be easy. Nobody likes you. Did ape tell you that before or after you sucked his micropenis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 2 hours ago, ratcum said: no schlepper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 14 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Did ape tell you that before or after you sucked his micropenis? Had a busy weekend doing all your alpha fail stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 23 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: And they'll tell you that they have the best of both Worlds. With that picture we now know what happens to an orangutan when they play with hair removing creme. We also now know Frank's real genetic lineage and family background. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 51 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Did ape tell you that before or after you sucked his micropenis? You fancy yourself an authority on Ape's bits? Poof. Kill yourself, but only after you bleed your sycophantic arse rimming little mate, Pen. How you manage to fit both yours and his head up your arse is a mystery and defies the laws of physics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: With that picture we now know what happens to an orangutan when they play with hair removing creme. We also now know Frank's real genetic lineage and family background. There is a belief in parts of Africa that body parts of albinos are somehow magical, and therefore valuable. Consequently, albinos are in greater peril of being hunted than a rhinoceros when Prince Philip's in town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: There is a belief in parts of Africa that body parts of albinos are somehow magical, and therefore valuable. Consequently, albinos are in greater peril of being hunted than a rhinoceros when Prince Philip's in town. Can we arrange a fundraiser to send that AIDS ravaged hairless albino baboon to those areas of Africa? Maybe their spears will succeed where cancer has failed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 16 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Can we arrange a fundraiser to send that AIDS ravaged hairless albino baboon to those areas of Africa? Maybe their spears will succeed where cancer has failed. What are you trying to say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 On 1/11/2019 at 2:28 PM, Eric Cuntman said: Of course there were black people in Britain back then. All those Danish Jarls were black. Jarl Guthrum, who presided over your neck of the woods in the 9th century, was a promising footballer and a talented rapper. And he stabbed a lot of people. Talented rapper and first class raper apparently "where da white wimmin at?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 On 1/14/2019 at 12:29 PM, judgetwi said: I phoned The Samaritans last night and accidentally got through to a call centre in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got very excited and said “Can you drive a truck?” Do you have any thoughts on last night's vote Judgie Babes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 On 1/11/2019 at 2:28 PM, Eric Cuntman said: Of course there were black people in Britain back then. All those Danish Jarls were black. Jarl Guthrum, who presided over your neck of the woods in the 9th century, was a promising footballer and a talented rapper. And he stabbed a lot of people. So you have never heard of Black Douglas and The Black Prince or indeed The Black & Tans and The Black Watch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 1 hour ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: So you have never heard of Black Douglas and The Black Prince or indeed The Black & Tans and The Black Watch? I think you're confusing 'Black People' with 'Use of the word 'Black'' .....you silly old cormorant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 16 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I think you're confusing 'Black People' with 'Use of the word 'Black'' .....you silly old cormorant What about Black Bess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 6 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: What about Black Bess? A decent centre-forward for West Ham and arguably the Trojan Horse for 'players of colour' in the modern game - but what he's got to do with it I've no idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 On 1/11/2019 at 12:28 PM, Jiggerycock said: ...or if it did, it should be condemned (not understood) through the prism of 'Woke'. The statue of Cecil Rhodes at Oriel College Oxford University? Fascist! Destroy it! The Confederate Flag? Burn it! Bishop of Leeds’ recent homily on the occasion of the centenary of Bradford Cathedral? A bilious rant against ‘populism’ with not a word spoken about Bradford, or its cathedral. An obsessive agenda, promulgated by cunts, which has no pull with the vast majority of ordinary citizens and yet somehow, in our upper echelons, among the people who govern us and tell us what to do, has enormous purchase. Yes, however the past teaches us everything. It’s all been done before and the failings of the past are there to see in the future. To quote some old cunt, “Lest we forget”. Such anti histic figure agendas are the spawn of Anit Anglo White Male existence. These are the minority loud cunts who shout about transgender, poofdom and other such shit, which is fine and I get they want to bum who they like. Great get on with your lives, but don’t then take that voice and rubbish the pillars of a great society that allowed you that voice. These cunts should fuck off to Africa, Middle East or the Far East and go and piss on Kim Juns tomb, see how long it is before they are tied to an anti aircraft gun fired into the air, detonated into a thousand pieces and have their blood sprayed onto the onlooking crowds faces as tanks crush their remains into the sports pitch below infront of a packed audience bussed in just for the occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 6 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Yes, however the past teaches us everything. It’s all been done before and the failings of the past are there to see in the future. To quote some old cunt, “Lest we forget”. Such anti histic figure agendas are the spawn of Anit Anglo White Male existence. These are the minority loud cunts who shout about transgender, poofdom and other such shit, which is fine and I get they want to bum who they like. Great get on with your lives, but don’t then take that voice and rubbish the pillars of a great society that allowed you that voice. These cunts should fuck off to Africa, Middle East or the Far East and go and piss on Kim Juns tomb, see how long it is before they are tied to an anti aircraft gun fired into the air, detonated into a thousand pieces and have their blood sprayed onto the onlooking crowds faces as tanks crush their remains into the sports pitch below infront of a packed audience bussed in just for the occasion. Top notch. Out of likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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