and Posted January 2, 2019 Report Share Posted January 2, 2019 ''Michael Schumacher's family has asked for understanding as it continues to keep details of his health private ahead of the seven-time Formula One champion's 50th birthday. In a statement published on Facebook on Wednesday, one day before his birthday, the family says: "You can be sure that he is in the very best of hands and that we are doing everything humanly possible to help him. Please understand if we are following Michael's wishes and keeping such a sensitive subject as health, as it has always been, in privacy." So why the fuck did you spunk this irrelevant arse drip all over social media, you cunts? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 2, 2019 Report Share Posted January 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, cooze said: ''Michael Schumacher's family has asked for understanding as it continues to keep details of his health private ahead of the seven-time Formula One champion's 50th birthday. In a statement published on Facebook on Wednesday, one day before his birthday, the family says: "You can be sure that he is in the very best of hands and that we are doing everything humanly possible to help him. Please understand if we are following Michael's wishes and keeping such a sensitive subject as health, as it has always been, in privacy." So why the fuck did you spunk this irrelevant arse drip all over social media, you cunts? It could be on advice of the plod after receiving a new round of stalking notes from Albert begging to go for a ride in the pretty car and a willingness to do ANYTHING for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 2, 2019 Report Share Posted January 2, 2019 Just now, cooze said: ''Michael Schumacher's family has asked for understanding as it continues to keep details of his health private ahead of the seven-time Formula One champion's 50th birthday. In a statement published on Facebook on Wednesday, one day before his birthday, the family says: "You can be sure that he is in the very best of hands and that we are doing everything humanly possible to help him. Please understand if we are following Michael's wishes and keeping such a sensitive subject as health, as it has always been, in privacy." So why the fuck did you spunk this irrelevant arse drip all over social media, you cunts? Gotta keep the sympathy cash rolling in for the vegetable until young Mick is good enough to get a big paying F1 contract. The small army of carers are eating through his fortune. I wouldn't mind if the cunts would just post a few pictures of cabbage patch fucker with his caved in skull but expecting money for a freak show people can't even see is just immoral. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 2, 2019 Report Share Posted January 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Gotta keep the sympathy cash rolling in for the vegetable until young Mick is good enough to get a big paying F1 contract. The small army of carers are eating through his fortune. I wouldn't mind if the cunts would just post a few pictures of cabbage patch fucker with his caved in skull but expecting money for a freak show people can't even see is just immoral. For you Roadie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 2, 2019 Report Share Posted January 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: For you Roadie! Aww, Wiz. I appreciate the sentiment, but there's a lot of speculation around the origins of this picture - if you ask me it just looks like someone's taken a snap of Kimmy Raikonnen after one of his well documented nights of heavy drinking. If it is the genuine article then its old news - I want to see the cunt dribbling into his shirt and witness the confused shame on his face as his scrambled brain tries to make sense of his predicament. The cunt deserves nothing less for taking what would have been Frank's ultimate fate in an ideal world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 2, 2019 Report Share Posted January 2, 2019 30 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Aww, Wiz. I appreciate the sentiment, but there's a lot of speculation around the origins of this picture - if you ask me it just looks like someone's taken a snap of Kimmy Raikonnen after one of his well documented nights of heavy drinking. If it is the genuine article then its old news - I want to see the cunt dribbling into his shirt and witness the confused shame on his face as his scrambled brain tries to make sense of his predicament. The cunt deserves nothing less for taking what would have been Frank's ultimate fate in an ideal world. I was trying to find a pic of him on a scooter, with a drool cup stitched to his chin, or having to be strapped upward, like Christopher Reeve and wearing a bib. I wasn't successful. I took what was available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 2, 2019 Report Share Posted January 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: I was trying to find a pic of him on a scooter, with a drool cup stitched to his chin, or having to be strapped upward, like Christopher Reeve and wearing a bib. I wasn't successful. I took what was available. What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 2, 2019 Report Share Posted January 2, 2019 Just now, Roadkill said: What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken. You know I'm out of likes! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 2, 2019 Report Share Posted January 2, 2019 46 minutes ago, Roadkill said: What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken. It wasn't funny the first time I'm afraid, as evidenced by the solitary like from Alfie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 2, 2019 Report Share Posted January 2, 2019 Just now, Cuntybaws said: It wasn't funny the first time I'm afraid, as evidenced by the solitary like from Alfie... Fucking hell, CB... How about a warning next time, eh? Thought I'd nicked a joke from Pen at first - I was about to call it a day and hang myself with my mouse cable in shame... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 2, 2019 Report Share Posted January 2, 2019 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Fucking hell, CB... How about a warning next time, eh? Thought I'd nicked a joke from Pen at first - I was about to call it a day and hang myself with my mouse cable in shame... Who has a cabled mouse these days? Get with the now, man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 2, 2019 Report Share Posted January 2, 2019 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It wasn't funny the first time I'm afraid, as evidenced by the solitary like from Alfie... It wasn't funny the first time because of the cunt delivering. I will have to drink heavily to destroy the memory of my giving a like to a Pen joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 On 1/2/2019 at 8:13 PM, Wizardsleeve said: It could be on advice of the plod ............ You could almost say, "they were only following orders". I've certainly heard that excuse before somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 On 1/2/2019 at 10:05 PM, Wizardsleeve said: It wasn't funny the first time because of the cunt delivering. I will have to drink heavily to destroy the memory of my giving a like to a Pen joke. Are you drinking now, wiz? Because as RK has already indicated, it was baws' gag in the course of replying to pen. I suspect it garnered his bemoaned solitary like because others initially saw the name "Lady Penelope" and glazed over. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 12 minutes ago, scotty said: Are you drinking now, wiz? Because as RK has already indicated, it was baws' gag in the course of replying to pen. I suspect it garnered his bemoaned solitary like because others initially saw the name "Lady Penelope" and glazed over. Sorry, what? Zoned out for a bit there... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 23 minutes ago, scotty said: I suspect it garnered his bemoaned solitary like because others initially saw the name "Lady Penelope" and glazed over. When I "recycle" ("steal" is such a harsh word) a good joke from Sickipedia, I do normally expect a more positive response, but it appears context is king. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 8 hours ago, scotty said: Are you drinking now, wiz? Because as RK has already indicated, it was baws' gag in the course of replying to pen. I suspect it garnered his bemoaned solitary like because others initially saw the name "Lady Penelope" and glazed over. I had consumed a nice libation or three Scotty. Helps take the edge off things. I'll probably double that this evening, before giving my missus a seeing to. She's been putting in more time with her fitness routine, and I don't mind saying publicly, she's looking quite fine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 Michael Schuspacker...oops sorry,wrong thread 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Neil said: Michael Schuspacker...oops sorry,wrong thread In all fairness he was fucking fast in that Flidarri... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: In all fairness he was fucking fast in that Flidarri... Damong Hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 12 minutes ago, Neil said: Michael Schuspacker...oops sorry,wrong thread 9 minutes ago, Roadkill said: In all fairness he was fucking fast in that Flidarri... 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Damong Hill. You lot are trying to drain my like allotment. It's taken until now to have any to give. I'm awarding them sparingly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Damong Hill. Nigel Mongsell Max Verspackenn Pastor Mongdonado Flidlando Alonso Spackvastian Vettel These were just off the top of my head, but I can probably think up more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 Emerson Flidipaldi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 Just now, Neil said: Emerson Flidipaldi Romong Grosjean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Nigel Mongsell Max Verspackenn Pastor Mongdonado Flidlando Alonso Spackvastian Vettel These were just off the top of my head, but I can probably think up more. Fuck! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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