Jiggerycock Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 Always adopts that 'half-sideways on to the camera' power stance, lats flexed like a ruddy Albatross to give him that 'I'm handy in a ruck, me' air of screwed-down menace........whilst gaying on about Tom Daley's groin strain or the nerve-shredding battle for leadership of the Women's Football Premier League. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Always adopts that 'half-sideways on to the camera' power stance, lats flexed like a ruddy Albatross to give him that 'I'm handy in a ruck, me' air of screwed-down menace........whilst gaying on about Tom Daley's groin strain or the nerve-shredding battle for leadership of the Women's Football Premier League. Why did you immediately bring Tom Daley’s groin into a nomination not about Tom Daley ? Very peculiar.... You obviously have a worrying fixation.... Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 19 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: Why did you immediately bring Tom Daley’s groin into a nomination not about Tom Daley ? Very peculiar.... You obviously have a worrying fixation.... Lol. Would it have helped you arrive (you're far too posh to cum) if I had started a nomination about Tom Daley - and bought his cutesy little groin into it, for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 29 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Would it have helped you arrive (you're far too posh to cum) if I had started a nomination about Tom Daley - and bought his cutesy little groin into it, for you? There’s already a nomination been done on the “cockdiver”.....presumably you were all over that as well. How about returning to the subject of your nomination or are you content to derail your own thread to examine Daley’s perverse sexual proclivities... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 Happy to derail my own thread. Everyone knows that your dick grows according to the number of replies you get to a nom, so at present I'm packing a clitoris with Ebola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 39 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Happy to derail my own thread. Everyone knows that your dick grows according to the number of replies you get to a nom, so at present I'm packing a clitoris with Ebola Reported for derailing the thread mosquito brain. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: Reported for derailing the thread mosquito brain. lol. Punkers, this is beneath even you. Back to the municipal golf course with you and mix with the proles over bitter and chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 Have you ever read STRAWBERRY ROAN by A.G. Street? It is a nice little story about a calf from when she was born until she had her first calf and it was taken away for slaughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 minute ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Have you ever read STRAWBERRY ROAN by A.G. Street? It is a nice little story about a calf from when she was born until she had her first calf and it was taken away for slaughter. No - but I did once pop a cheeky wee plastic thing on the back of a heron 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, scotty said: Punkers, this is beneath even you. Back to the municipal golf course with you and mix with the proles over bitter and chips. Punkys golf club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 41 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Punkys golf club Punky's golf club? I'd post a link to 'Lemon Party' if I was allowed,....or had the technological nous.....or it wouldn't involve you having to pluck your eyes out afterwards (I spoil you cunts sometimes, I really do) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord Punkape said: Reported for derailing the thread mosquito brain. lol. Having re-read the thread, I would say the only person derailing the nom is you, so be grateful your ass wasn't coolered. I haven't checked, but under the Punkape.exe control provisions I'm pretty sure you would be out for several months under the totting up procedure for previous offences. Count yourself lucky. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 12 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Having re-read the thread, I would say the only person derailing the nom is you, so be grateful your ass wasn't coolered. I haven't checked, but under the Punkape.exe control provisions I'm pretty sure you would be out for several months under the totting up procedure for previous offences. Count yourself lucky. He only does it to get scolded by a dominant figment-of-his-imagination he's 'met' on the Internet The enormity of his perversions know no boundaries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 Anyway, the Roan gadjie..... I see he's rocking some designer stubble now, to further his 'well hard' on-screen persona. What a fucking doilum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Anyway, the Roan gadjie..... I see he's rocking some designer stubble now, to further his 'well hard' on-screen persona. What a fucking doilum! You're a jock and you say doilum. Roadkill's a geordie and he says doylum. Is this some insult, harking back to the good old days of Pictish raiders nicking sheep from Northumbrian land, and the inevitable shield wall taunting that accompanied any conflict? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 49 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're a jock and you say doilum. Roadkill's a geordie and he says doylum. Is this some insult, harking back to the good old days of Pictish raiders nicking sheep from Northumbrian land, and the inevitable shield wall taunting that accompanied any conflict? Bloody WHAT!!!? How DARE you! FUCK YOU!! I've taken and given some insults in my time on here but that one is so far below the belt it's subterranean! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 5 hours ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Punkys golf club That must be a Tyrannosorearse Rex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 17 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Bloody WHAT!!!? How DARE you! FUCK YOU!! I've taken and given some insults in my time on here but that one is so far below the belt it's subterranean! Settle doon, Taff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Ollyboro said: Settle doon, Taff. Ee'z havin' a proper paddy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Having re-read the thread, I would say the only person derailing the nom is you, so be grateful your ass wasn't coolered. I haven't checked, but under the Punkape.exe control provisions I'm pretty sure you would be out for several months under the totting up procedure for previous offences. Count yourself lucky. I'm out of likes for now, Roops, but that gave me the "orn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 50 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Bloody WHAT!!!? How DARE you! FUCK YOU!! I've taken and given some insults in my time on here but that one is so far below the belt it's subterranean! I thought you were one. You sound like one, well, in as much as written words can sound like something. What are you then? You're not from somewhere ghastly like the Isle of Wight are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 47 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I thought you were one. You sound like one, well, in as much as written words can sound like something. What are you then? You're not from somewhere ghastly like the Isle of Wight are you? There are no computers on the Isle of Wight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 Nwsflash! Just seen him on BBC News 24. He's gone in for 'manspreading' now and has instructed the camera crew to go for low-angle shots to bring his nutsack into sharper relief, the twat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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