Roadkill Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Was that the car you ended up googling at a petrol station to find out what fuel it used? No that was the Fabia. Czechoslovakian cunts who build the things don't even have the decency to write the fuel type it takes on the inside of the petrol flap in a real language. With the Yeti I just huffed the fumes at the station until I could discern the proper fuel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 9 hours ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: I have been here since 2009. Your laughs don't even rate. Yes, if history has taught us anything it's that nobody laughs at Pen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Yes, if history has taught us anything it's that nobody laughs at Pen. Yes they do. But not in a good way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Interpol. Didn't you used to be able to buy pol pots from woolies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 33 minutes ago, scotty said: Yes they do. But not in a good way. They always hand me a £20 note so who cares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 10 hours ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Just correcting an error. Do not alter posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Yes, if history has taught us anything it's that nobody laughs at Pen. I don't mind telling you that I'm not an overly sexual man. My bi-monthly activities with my wife are torrid affairs that deeply upset me. I insist on a strict adherence to the missionary position and complete darkness and utter silence. If I hear a fanny fart I can't get it up for the next fortnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: I don't mind telling you that I'm not an overly sexual man. My bi-monthly activities with my wife are torrid affairs that deeply upset me. I insist on a strict adherence to the missionary position and complete darkness and utter silence. If I hear a fanny fart I can't get it up for the next fortnight. When punctuation is absolutely fucking essential. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Deleted Two points that I feel I need to make here. Being a gentleman of advanced years, I doubt you could have a dalliance with anyone, even if they were mentally deranged enough to want your garlic- stinking, wrinkled old corpse heaving away on top of them. Secondly, if age hasn't destroyed the last vestiges of your sexual potency, your cancer ravaged prostate certainly will have. I bet the last time you had a semi it was in black and white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted December 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 Just now, Decimus said: Two points that I feel I need to make here. Being a gentleman of advanced years, I doubt you could have a dalliance with anyone, even if they were mentally deranged enough to want your garlic- stinking, wrinkled old corpse heaving away on top of them. Secondly, if age hasn't destroyed the last vestiges of your sexual potency, your cancer ravaged prostate certainly will have. I bet the last time you had a semi it was in black and white. You beat me to it, Decs. I thought if he heard the sound of air escaping it would likely be the case that his pump up cock got a puncture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Deleted Do you use goosefat as lube? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: Two points that I feel I need to make here. Being a gentleman of advanced years, Other than dementia I very much doubt that there is anything "advanced" about withers .. "retarded" is a more suitable word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eric Cuntman Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 7 hours ago, Decimus said: Two points that I feel I need to make here. Being a gentleman of advanced years, I doubt you could have a dalliance with anyone, even if they were mentally deranged enough to want your garlic- stinking, wrinkled old corpse heaving away on top of them. Secondly, if age hasn't destroyed the last vestiges of your sexual potency, your cancer ravaged prostate certainly will have. I bet the last time you had a semi it was in black and white. I'm free on Wednesdays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Fuck. Right. Off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 1 minute ago, scotty said: Fuck. Right. Off. Shut your fucking hole up, scotty, you diabolical short-sleeve wearing humourless little man. I’m the best on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 12 minutes ago, Frank said: Shut your fucking hole up, scotty, you diabolical short-sleeve wearing humourless little man. I’m the best on here. You're the equivalent of a bucket of shit being poured into a bucket of shit. A shallow man with unhidden depths of shitness. You're so shit I doubt that an undiscerning coprophilic bluebottle would have anything to do with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: You're the equivalent of a bucket of shit being poured into a bucket of shit. A shallow man with unhidden depths of shitness. You're so shit I doubt that an undiscerning coprophilic bluebottle would have anything to do with you. And yet he still has you subconsciously using shit buckets by way of metaphor. Think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 29 minutes ago, Frank said: Shut your fucking hole up, scotty, you diabolical short-sleeve wearing humourless little man. I’m the best on here. Good evening Frank. Did you attend a public school ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, Roadkill said:And yet he still has you subconsciously using shit buckets by way of metaphor. Think about it. I think you’ll find there’s a little frank in every member RK. Do me a drawing, lil’ faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 7 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: Good evening Frank. Did you attend a public school ? Winchester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 15 minutes ago, Roadkill said: And yet he still has you subconsciously using shit buckets by way of metaphor. Think about it. Killer, I'm going to be too busy for a while running the Bishop of phlegm account to win the 5 grand from Decs. Would you mind taking over the Frank account? Log-in details are; Username) Frank Password) Finishedonhere 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Winchester. Ah a Wykehamist. The great amateur golfer Gerald Micklem was at Winchester. My father played golf with Willie Whitelaw who was also a Wykehamist. lol Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Frank said: I think you’ll find there’s a little frank in every member RK. Do me a drawing, lil’ faggot. I've already drawn you like a French girl, Frank - and even if I hadn't your current lack of influence around here would make the entire project meaningless. Up your game and I'll consider it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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