Cuntybaws Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 On a more serious note: 26 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I'm looking for inspiration for my next drawing... Don't even fucking think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Check out the likes-to-posts ratio - that should be the only clue you need. Cunty the statistician. That's all we fucking need. Get back to planning brexit. Any good tips? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 Just now, Cuntybaws said: On a more serious note: Don't even fucking think about it. Too fucking late, CB - I've discovered coke! The stylus is already in fucking motion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I'm the only cunt on here not downing fucking valium and Tesco Value vodka every night these days. I've known for a while that this site is going downhill but you pair of handbag knights throwing your tedious, shitty excuses for real cunting at one another has set me off. Get fucking better - both of you - right fucking now. You are on something .. do the authorities know that you are at large? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Check out the likes-to-posts ratio - that should be the only clue you need. It might be a good time for me to run the cunt index analysis algorithm, although it’s unlikely to produce any surprises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I'm the only cunt on here not downing fucking valium and Tesco Value vodka every night these days. I've known for a while that this site is going downhill but you pair of handbag knights throwing your tedious, shitty excuses for real cunting at one another has set me off. Get fucking better - both of you - right fucking now. Oh God he's on a road rage now. Or is it the menopausal hot flushes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Kunte Kinte said: Any good tips? Pyms Lane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Iam Ape said: It might be a good time for me to run the cunt index analysis algorithm, although it’s unlikely to produce any surprises. The only surprise is your still functioning on the small bundle of cortical nerve fibres you have left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 Just now, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Pyms Lane Busy is it right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Kunte Kinte said: The only surprise is your still functioning on the small bundle of cortical nerve fibres you have left. You’re. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: It might be a good time for me to run the cunt index analysis algorithm, although it’s unlikely to produce any surprises. Eight per cent. Eight per-fucking-cent. Both of them. And both drop to below five percent when adjusted for the Dross factor. I think Killer might have a point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 Just now, Iam Ape said: You’re. See even sentence structure is failing now. Too much Strictly dear boy. Too much excitement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Eight per cent. Eight per-fucking-cent. Both of them. And both drop to below five percent when adjusted for the Dross factor. I think Killer might have a point. Cunty you have a lovely way of massaging the figures. Hey there! I could with a good rub down. Now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, Kunte Kinte said: I could with a good rub down. Firing up the belt sander and uncorking the vinegar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Eight per cent. Eight per-fucking-cent. Both of them. And both drop to below five percent when adjusted for the Dross factor. I think Killer might have a point. Indeed. It’s not even worth me powering up my BBC Model B (yes, model fucking B - not some shitty A) to calculate statistics that even a cretin such as Pukeape could work out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Firing up the belt sounder and uncorking the vinegar... Sander. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Eight per cent. Eight per-fucking-cent. Both of them. And both drop to below five percent when adjusted for the Dross factor. I think Killer might have a point. I always have a fucking point. I hate to say it - really I do - but Frank was right. This place is going down the shitter and I think it all started when some cunt started talking about rotary engines way back when. Every cunt had their own say - twats listened to one another respectively for a bit - and it breached the fucking mould. Ever since then more and more boring fucking conversations have become the norm and now its like a knitting club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Firing up the belt sounder and uncorking the vinegar... Remember, only dark oak works with my complexion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Iam Ape said: Indeed. It’s not even worth me powering up my BBC Model B (yes, model fucking B - not some shitty A) to calculate statistics that even a cretin such as Pukeape could work out. Is that the Sinclair B home computer c. 1985? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: I always have a fucking point. I hate to say it - really I do - but Frank was right. This place is going down the shitter and I think it all started when some cunt started talking about rotary engines way back when. Every cunt had their own say - twats listened to one another respectively for a bit - and it breached the fucking mould. Ever since then more and more boring fucking conversations have become the norm and now its like a knitting club. Calm the fuck down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: ...now its like a knitting club. Have you tried Latvian gloves? A lot harder than they fucking look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 Just now, Iam Ape said: Calm the fuck down. No! That's the fucking problem, Ape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I always have a fucking point. I hate to say it - really I do - but Frank was right. This place is going down the shitter and I think it all started when some cunt started talking about rotary engines way back when. Every cunt had their own say - twats listened to one another respectively for a bit - and it breached the fucking mould. Ever since then more and more boring fucking conversations have become the norm and now its like a knitting club. Knitting club. Interesting..... I'll have a knitted willy warmer for Xmas... XXXL size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Have you tried Latvian gloves? A lot harder then they fucking look. I'm a Geordie, CB. I barely have fucking thumbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Have you tried Latvian gloves? A lot harder then they fucking look. Are those the ones with broken glass glued to the fingers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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