southerncunt Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 Sitting in traffic yesterday and idly staring out of the windscreen as you do, and this cunt flounces across the road with earphones in, swinging his arms in an effete manner. Harden the fuck up and get some muscle tone, you cunt. It irritated me more than it should have, if I'm honest. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 Unlike yourself then, swinging from Eucalyptus through the bush of the outback to dine like a short-beaked Echidna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 28 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Sitting in traffic yesterday and idly staring out of the windscreen as you do, and this cunt flounces across the road with earphones in, swinging his arms in an effete manner. Harden the fuck up and get some muscle tone, you cunt. It irritated me more than it should have, if I'm honest. A similar phenomenon, is the 'Urban Carpet Fitter'. A scared little wankmonkey, who attempts to convince potential assailants that he is a force to be reckoned with, by holding his arms out from his body, thus giving the impression that he has enormous Delts, lats and pecs, and hopefully, dissuading potential attackers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted December 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: A similar phenomenon, is the 'Urban Carpet Fitter'. A scared little wankmonkey, who attempts to convince potential assailants that he is a force to be reckoned with, by holding his arms out from his body, thus giving the impression that he has enormous Delts, lats and pecs, and hopefully, dissuading potential attackers. We call that “ILS” or, invisible lats syndrome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 6 hours ago, southerncunt said: Sitting in traffic yesterday and idly staring out of the windscreen as you do, and this cunt flounces across the road with earphones in, swinging his arms in an effete manner. Harden the fuck up and get some muscle tone, you cunt. It irritated me more than it should have, if I'm honest. Fair point SC, but not swinging your arm might mean you have Parkinson’s disease which is every bit as big a Cunt. It’s the flouncy earphone thing I’d focus on. As in through a telescopic sight. How is Victoria this morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 7 hours ago, southerncunt said: Sitting in traffic yesterday and idly staring out of the windscreen as you do, and this cunt flounces across the road with earphones in, swinging his arms in an effete manner. Harden the fuck up and get some muscle tone, you cunt. It irritated me more than it should have, if I'm honest. Shame on you SC for not jumping out of your Holden Ute and smashing the cunt repeatedly in the balls with a broken stubby of VB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: A similar phenomenon, is the 'Urban Carpet Fitter'. A scared little wankmonkey, who attempts to convince potential assailants that he is a force to be reckoned with, by holding his arms out from his body, thus giving the impression that he has enormous Delts, lats and pecs, and hopefully, dissuading potential attackers. Isn’t that technically known as the "manc walk", eric? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 8 hours ago, southerncunt said: Sitting in traffic yesterday and idly staring out of the windscreen as you do, and this cunt flounces across the road with earphones in, swinging his arms in an effete manner. Harden the fuck up and get some muscle tone, you cunt. It irritated me more than it should have, if I'm honest. Change your pick up point. Clearly your taste in rent boys isn't available here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted December 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 26 minutes ago, Kunte Kinte said: Change your pick up point. Clearly your taste in rent boys isn't available here. Nor is my choice in intellectual sparring partners. Fuck right off, you utter spastic. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 48 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Nor is my choice in intellectual sparring partners. Fuck right off, you utter spastic. Then don't pick a useless nom, sink your reinforced dentures into something worth cunting like Calvin Klein's IAMWOMAN new fragrence. Do I detect a bandwagon. Saddle up wagonmasturbater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 1 hour ago, southerncunt said: Nor is my choice in intellectual sparring partners. Fuck right off, you utter spastic. There was some kind of "genius" breeding programme back in the early 1980s. The idea was that some random slag was inseminated with sperm from an elderly academic and the result would be a new genius .. @Kunte Kinte is one of the resulting offspring of this programme, and just as with the similar experiments done by the Nazis in the 1930s the actual resulting children were mindless simpletons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 9 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: There was some kind of "genius" breeding programme back in the early 1980s. The idea was that some random slag was inseminated with sperm from an elderly academic and the result would be a new genius .. @Kunte Kinte is one of the resulting offspring of this programme, and just as with the similar experiments done by the Nazis in the 1930s the actual resulting children were mindless simpletons. Some say my uncle Mandingo was my real daddy in an off set excursion Pinewood studios. Don't slag off Slough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 13 hours ago, southerncunt said: Sitting in traffic yesterday and idly staring out of the windscreen as you do, and this cunt flounces across the road with earphones in, swinging his arms in an effete manner. Harden the fuck up and get some muscle tone, you cunt. It irritated me more than it should have, if I'm honest. You were probably mentally undressing him you gay fuck. Most australians drive around in pickup trucks/rapemobiles wearing a dirty spunk stained vest and a hat with little corks dangling off it. This nomination just proves how painfully boring life in australia must be. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 12 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: You were probably mentally undressing him you gay fuck. Most australians drive around in pickup trucks/rapemobiles wearing a dirty spunk stained vest and a hat with little corks dangling off it. This nomination just proves how painfully boring life in australia must be. Fuck off. Brain damage precludes "mental undressing".... in fact even undressing or dressing. When is his home help due for their ten minute stint serving him slop and wiping his shitty arse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 13 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: You were probably mentally undressing him you gay fuck. Most australians drive around in pickup trucks/rapemobiles wearing a dirty spunk stained vest and a hat with little corks dangling off it. This nomination just proves how painfully boring life in australia must be. Fuck off. You've got an obsession with homosexual antipodeans. I imagine that you've got a Kanga from Winnie The Pooh plushie and that you regularly shit on its chest. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: You've got an obsession with homosexual antipodeans. I imagine that you've got a Kanga from Winnie The Pooh plushie and that you regularly shit on its chest. Am I imagining things, or does eric cuntman appear to be suffering from like-itis when reading your posts? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 12 minutes ago, Frank said: Am I imagining things, or does eric cuntman appear to be suffering from like-itis when reading your posts? Do a video, or fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 12 minutes ago, Frank said: Am I imagining things, or does eric cuntman appear to be suffering from like-itis when reading your posts? Get @Eric Cuntman to peruse yours frank, that'll cure him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Do a video, or fuck off. I need one of Frank's videos like I need a garlic bulb hammered up my urethra Authoritah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 3 hours ago, Decimus said: You've got an obsession with homosexual antipodeans. I imagine that you've got a Kanga from Winnie The Pooh plushie and that you regularly shit on its chest. Brilliant. The most concise appraisal of EDS yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 4 hours ago, Frank said: Am I imagining things, or does eric cuntman appear to be suffering from like-itis when reading your posts? It's not escacped my notice. I don't think that anyone would dispute that I am the best one on here. There was a long held fallacy that my regular stints on the leaderboard were solely down to Quince, Bill and Bubbles. Yet here I am, once again master of all I survey. To be fair to Eric, he's playing the game, and I'm reluctant to hit the blue button anytime we are within ten likes of each other. That being said, @Eric Cuntman like my rainbow faggots post. You know you want to. Ta x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted December 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 6 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: You were probably mentally undressing him you gay fuck. Most australians drive around in pickup trucks/rapemobiles wearing a dirty spunk stained vest and a hat with little corks dangling off it. This nomination just proves how painfully boring life in australia must be. Fuck off. Thanks for taking the time to not only read my nomination, but to work yourself into a mastubatory frenzy imagining homosexual truck driving gay rapists. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Do a video, or fuck off. Do a video and fuck off would be better. Best of both worlds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 1 minute ago, southerncunt said: Thanks for taking the time to not only read my nomination, but to work yourself into a mastubatory frenzy imagining homosexual truck driving gay rapists. Ereptile has to be one of the thickest cunts I’ve ever witnessed on CC. He’s spectacularly dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 50 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's not escacped my notice. I don't think that anyone would dispute that I am the best one on here. There was a long held fallacy that my regular stints on the leaderboard were solely down to Quince, Bill and Bubbles. Yet here I am, once again master of all I survey. To be fair to Eric, he's playing the game, and I'm reluctant to hit the blue button anytime we are within ten likes of each other. That being said, @Eric Cuntman like my rainbow faggots post. You know you want to. Ta x An ask too far. sorry babe x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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