scotty Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 (edited) Ok, so two have come and gone. Davis seemed like a reasonable appointment to me; a fairly well regarded politician who'd campaigned for Leave, previous cabinet experience etc, not a bad shout. Then Raab, who although I'd never heard of him his background would at first sight appear to be a sensible choice given his legal and logistical background. (I say at first sight, I'm trying to get my head around someone walking out because of a deal which he's spearheaded himself.) Now they've both walked, the mind numbing, barrel scraping walking abortion that is Michael Gove has been offered the poison chalice. Christ on a fucking bike, is that honestly the best we can do? And better yet, he's offered to accept the job on condition he's allowed to renegotiate the deal. I wouldn't trust him to negotiate a three step flight of fucking stairs, somebody wake me up and tell me it was just a bad dream. Please. On top of that, I've heard that Tesco are going to use remote controlled helicopters to deliver their baked beans. Le monde has gone fou.... Fou, I tell you. lol lol lol Edited November 16, 2018 by scotty @Iam Ape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 20 minutes ago, scotty said: Ok, so two have come and gone. Davis seemed like a reasonable appointment to me; a fairly well regarded politician who'd campaigned for Leave, previous cabinet experience etc, not a bad shout. Then Raab, who although I'd never heard of him his background would at first sight appear to be a sensible choice given his legal and logistical background. (I say at first sight, I'm trying to get my head around someone walking out because of a deal which he's spearheaded himself.) Now they've both walked, the mind numbing, barrel scraping walking abortion that is Michael Gove has been offered the poison chalice. Christ on a fucking bike, is that honestly the best we can do? And better yet, he's offered to accept the job on condition he's allowed to renegotiate the deal. I wouldn't trust him to negotiate a three step flight of fucking stairs, somebody wake me up and tell me it was just a bad dream. Please. When you look at the rest, probably yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 43 minutes ago, scotty said: Ok, so two have come and gone. Davis seemed like a reasonable appointment to me; a fairly well regarded politician who'd campaigned for Leave, previous cabinet experience etc, not a bad shout. Then Raab, who although I'd never heard of him his background would at first sight appear to be a sensible choice given his legal and logistical background. (I say at first sight, I'm trying to get my head around someone walking out because of a deal which he's spearheaded himself.) Now they've both walked, the mind numbing, barrel scraping walking abortion that is Michael Gove has been offered the poison chalice. Christ on a fucking bike, is that honestly the best we can do? And better yet, he's offered to accept the job on condition he's allowed to renegotiate the deal. I wouldn't trust him to negotiate a three step flight of fucking stairs, somebody wake me up and tell me it was just a bad dream. Please. What's the fucking point this far down the line? There's no wriggle room - it's either take it, another referendum or WTO. You may as well get the best AI robot you can find and let that have a crack at it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 Well, the immediate problem seems to be over. Apparently he's turned it down, perhaps even he recognises what a useless cunt he is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Jiggerycock said: You may as well get the best AI robot you can find and let that have a crack at it We are not bringing back john major. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 1 hour ago, scotty said: We are not bringing back john major. By some accounts, John Redwood is in the running. There's no slimier Vulcan-eared woodworm than him. That's the Tory's for you. The slightest hint of a PM challenge, and they all come crawling out of the floorboards. There's just one person and one person alone that should be in charge, and that's King Charles and his two gallant Princes, at his side, or what else are they for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 3 hours ago, scotty said: We are not bringing back john major. They say that the British nation always provides a saviour in times of emergency - Churchill, Wellington, some say Thatcher... Who will it me now - Saddiq Khan , Chuka Umunna, Shani Chakrabarti ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 4 hours ago, scotty said: Ok, so two have come and gone. Davis seemed like a reasonable appointment to me; a fairly well regarded politician who'd campaigned for Leave, previous cabinet experience etc, not a bad shout. Then Raab, who although I'd never heard of him his background would at first sight appear to be a sensible choice given his legal and logistical background. (I say at first sight, I'm trying to get my head around someone walking out because of a deal which he's spearheaded himself.) Now they've both walked, the mind numbing, barrel scraping walking abortion that is Michael Gove has been offered the poison chalice. Christ on a fucking bike, is that honestly the best we can do? And better yet, he's offered to accept the job on condition he's allowed to renegotiate the deal. I wouldn't trust him to negotiate a three step flight of fucking stairs, somebody wake me up and tell me it was just a bad dream. Please. More erudite and discerning analysis from the Cuntscorner political correspondent.... lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 11 minutes ago, Queefer said: They say that the British nation always provides a saviour in times of emergency - Churchill, Wellington, some say Thatcher... Who will it me now - Saddiq Khan , Chuka Umunna, Shani Chakrabarti ? Chaka Khan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Chaka Khan. Khan Noonien Singh MP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Chaka Khan. Lenny Henry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Lenny Henry! Douglas Bader Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Douglas Bader Douglas Bader didn't have a leg to stand on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 It doesn't matter. Mrs May will get fucked over during the weekend, when the markets are closed. There has been too much volatility this week. Plenty of cunts will be putting short orders on the GBPUSD and plenty of other GBP pairs from about 21:30 hrs this evening, half hour before the close. It will open lower on Sunday at 22:00 hrs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 1 minute ago, The Beast said: It doesn't matter. Mrs May will get fucked over during the weekend, when the markets are closed. There has been too much volatility this week. Plenty of cunts will be putting short orders on the GBPUSD and plenty of other GBP pairs from about 21:30 hrs this evening, half hour before the close. It will open lower on Sunday at 22:00 hrs. "IF" she can survive this current mess of hers, then true politics sucks. She's surely got to rank as one of the worst PMs ever, but she just does not get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 Hello new order? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 3 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: More erudite and discerning analysis from the Cuntscorner political correspondent.... lol. Fuck off. I can reword it if you like punkers, add a few references to homosexuality and the catholic church, would that make it more palatable for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 8 minutes ago, scotty said: I can reword it if you like punkers, add a few references to homosexuality and the catholic church, would that make it more palatable for you? Pukeape only likes posts that include a Tesco reference, something about baked beans and/or radio controlled helicopters and lots of ‘lol’. So basically anything that the French cretin @Witheredscrote writes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Chaka Khan. Chaka Khan? Chaka Khan? Chaka Khan? You knew some cunt was gonna say it, c'mon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 16, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 36 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Pukeape only likes posts that include a Tesco reference, something about baked beans and/or radio controlled helicopters and lots of ‘lol’. So basically anything that the French cretin @Witheredscrote writes. Consider it done, dapps. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 47 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Chaka Khan? Chaka Khan? Chaka Khan? You knew some cunt was gonna say it, c'mon. I think I love you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 I'm somewhat perplexed... What do our coloured cousins Bro' Darkie, win for Black Friday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 6 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: "IF" she can survive this current mess of hers, then true politics sucks. She's surely got to rank as one of the worst PMs ever, but she just does not get it. Why would you say this? What is your reasoning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 3 hours ago, Iam Ape said: Pukeape only likes posts that include a Tesco reference, something about baked beans and/or radio controlled helicopters and lots of ‘lol’. So basically anything that the French cretin @Witheredscrote writes. I don't think that old Punk has posted today .. we might have had a lull in his lols. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: I don't think that old Punk has posted today .. we might have had a lull in his lols. I hope he’s had an extended lull in his use of oxygen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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