Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Hickory is the American one. Roops also told me that, so fuck off. The last time an Englishman held an ash shafted axe, it was Edward lll swinging it at Philip Vl at Crecy in 1346, we won that bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: if your axe handle is oak, it is useless, and will split. Axe handles should be made from ash. Roops told me this (she is a font of knowledge) It is meant for a singular purpose. I'll burn the thing when the job is complete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: It is meant for a singular purpose. I'll burn the thing when the job is complete. Better burn the axe handle too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Better burn the axe handle too. That I had intended to auction off. Take the missus on a nice holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 On 11/8/2018 at 11:14 AM, Frank said: If you’re still here in December, I’m going to come after you. Hi Frank, according to my calendar it's December, what do you say to that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 2 hours ago, cooze said: Hi Frank, according to my calendar it's December, what do you say to that? Don't expect an answer, you've made him look a right fucking cunt here. good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 On 11/15/2018 at 8:21 PM, Witheredscrote said: Hickory is the American one. Roops also told me that, so fuck off. Hickory, Dickory, Dead Goose-botherer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 Football is a game overrun with rampant homosexuality. It is after all, a game for, (and played by) utter fucking poofs. What kind of cunt pays to see mincing pretty boys kicking a pig's piss-bag for 90 minutes before they pass round the fisting butter in the changing rooms? Fucking sausagers and scat-queens. I want them all dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Rev said: Football is a game overrun with rampant homosexuality. It is after all, a game for, (and played by) utter fucking poofs. What kind of cunt pays to see mincing pretty boys kicking a pig's piss-bag for 90 minutes before they pass round the fisting butter in the changing rooms? Fucking sausagers and scat-queens. I want them all dead. You are the Jimmy Hill of the corner, rev. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 5 hours ago, cooze said: Hi Frank, according to my calendar it's December, what do you say to that? I can answer this one. rrrrr-WOOF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Rev said: Football is a game overrun with rampant homosexuality. It is after all, a game for, (and played by) utter fucking poofs. What kind of cunt pays to see mincing pretty boys kicking a pig's piss-bag for 90 minutes before they pass round the fisting butter in the changing rooms? Fucking sausagers and scat-queens. I want them all dead. It's not a game, or a match. It's puffters with gay head-cuts, and with more puffters screaming their names at the prized cunts and jerking-off to posters of their 'favourite' one in shorts... "We Love You, You're the tops" they chant like a congregated bunch of whoosie-bitches, and it is those same fans, that are the Top's Bottoms. Edited December 7, 2018 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't expect an answer, you've made him look a right fucking cunt here. good work. D W Fwanky, has done a Stephen Fry. Running off to hide in France, since self-proclaiming himself as a Dame. Stage-fright has back fired on the cunt, and It's been on the cards since childhood. I'm hopeful that the cunt will do a Tony Hancock, to follow suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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