Stubby Pecker Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 20 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Bad timing you farting twot. Brexit is heating up, and every cunt and his cat has an opinion on it. Even more important is that Neil is nomming, wanking, and being a 1st class deviant on a mission. Stick your 'Top Table' up Eric & Bubba's arse. Keep your friends close and your enemy's closer. Granted, I hate your Vichy, Jew shopping carcass and would happily see you beheaded by one of the millions of swarthy Algerian cunts your leaders can't control. However, if we force confirmed bore decimus into pant pissing meltdown, the cooler and eventual suicide, I'll dress in a goose suit and suck you dry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Keep your friends close and your enemy's closer. Granted, I hate your Vichy, Jew shopping carcass and would happily see you beheaded by one of the millions of swarthy Algerian cunts your leaders can't control. However, if we force confirmed bore decimus into pant pissing meltdown, the cooler and eventual suicide, I'll dress in a goose suit and suck you dry You don't need any help from me, you're the best on here, always have been. Kill the cunt dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 On 11/6/2018 at 3:32 PM, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: The first time I turned on my unlicensed box for a week and a strangely familiar smug face was stood outside 10 Downing Street delivering a sickening interview to his BBC employers scoring what must be a record level of P.C verbatim about lefties, gays, ehtnics and cripples not landing the top jobs in showbiz. He managed to keep grinning, smirking and throwing his head about in sheer smuggery and it's my licence f...ah, well, your expence. The new slimline Sir Lenny has a worrying, vindictive nature against the British and the jokey front wouldn't fool even the daftest Johnson. Not a mere crinkle cut chip on his shoulder but a sack of King Edwards. He's shpowing signs of eclipsing the late, great Dark Arse Howe as the king of the bigots. Why they were never prosecuted for their actions needs accounting for. Yeah a 56lb bag of Whites (ideal for mashing no good for roasting) I know cos I used to have one on each shoulder down the docks in Lagos. We exported the Whites to you cunts for your pie and mash. Fucking makes me sick just thinking about that green gravy. As for Leonard - get in there my son and claim your heritage! Lying on your back in a squalid hotel room with some blond Little Mix holding the canera is a good start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 On 11/13/2018 at 6:59 PM, Frank said: I honestly thought I’d never feel this way, but you bore me. On 11/13/2018 at 7:19 PM, Decimus said: You've already lost Bill and Quincy because of the falling standards around here, in no small part due to your complete inability to stir things up anymore. Until you've issued a full and frank apology, you've lost me too. I won't be logging in again until it's been issued. Enjoy ogling Stubby's various screenshots of Nuts magazine and the fresh and innovative humour of Withers. Come back the fucking pair of you and bring Bub's and Billiam with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 25 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Come back the fucking pair of you and bring Bub's and Billiam with you. Dame Widow Fwanky is doing panto. He's understudying 'Buttons' for the bloke who was Benny in Crossroads, at the Orchard theatre in Dartford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted February 13, 2023 Report Share Posted February 13, 2023 On 06/11/2018 at 20:06, Cunty BigBollox said: I hate those sickening Premier Inn ads this fucking gibbon does and if you ask me the only time he needs to see crisp white sheets is when the KKK are chasing him down. This deserves a reprise 👏👏👏 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 20 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: This deserves a reprise 👏👏👏 Thank you for drawing my attention to it. I have also belatedly awarded it a like. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Thank you for drawing my attention to it. I have also belatedly awarded it a like. Indeed. The most astonishing thing about it is that 6 November 2018 was a 'Drewsday'. Who would have thought that his best ever post was made on a day widely renowned on The Corner for usually being a 24 hour period where he posts nothing but absolute fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: Indeed. The most astonishing thing about it is that 6 November 2018 was a 'Drewsday'. Who would have thought that his best ever post was made on a day widely renowned on The Corner for usually being a 24 hour period where he posts nothing but absolute fucking shit. Remember ‘Tata Steely Dan’? A drunken post could reach Tolstoy levels of long windedness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Remember ‘Tata Steely Dan’? A drunken post could reach Tolstoy levels of long windedness. What a tedious drunken Scot’s wanker he was Got to be dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 Before my time but scrolling back I was surprised to see you & Decs volleying each other’s vulvas in…quite enjoyable all told. I note that you were 4 years old and he was less than 3 1/2… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 20 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Before my time but scrolling back I was surprised to see you & Decs volleying each other’s vulvas in…quite enjoyable all told. I note that you were 4 years old and he was less than 3 1/2… Stubbs and I started off as the best of friends ironically. If I recall, our year long feud started after I posted a picture of a down syndrome child and he called me a "Stupid fucking wanker." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Stubbs and I started off as the best of friends ironically. If I recall, our year long feud started after I posted a picture of a down syndrome child and he called me a "Stupid fucking wanker." My favourite bit was when you did a crayon drawing of Stubby in a rowing boat saying “worter is inportint” Have you still got it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: our year long feud started after I posted a picture of a down syndrome child An unusually mong time, but thankfully things eventually calmed Down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 14, 2023 Report Share Posted February 14, 2023 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you still got it? I've never lost it, mate. If it's up and after me What do you suppose that I should do? I'm all whacked out from lack of sleep You blame it on the friends I keep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 15, 2023 Report Share Posted February 15, 2023 15 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm all whacked out from lack of sleep You blame it on the friends I keep. Grindr🏳️🌈 will do that to you, try suicide, it's quicker than AIDS, ask Frank... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 15, 2023 Report Share Posted February 15, 2023 4 hours ago, cunt said: Grindr🏳️🌈 will do that to you, try suicide, it's quicker than AIDS, ask Frank... Put a bonio in it, you tedious, dog fucking weirdo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 16, 2023 Report Share Posted February 16, 2023 On 13/11/2018 at 19:46, Decimus said: Unless he was beeping like the fucking road runner, it wasn't him. Under the terms of his probation, Stubby's electronic tag goes off whenever he reaches a distance of five miles away from Gloucester city centre. Well it didn't go off in Praia da Luz, did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 16, 2023 Report Share Posted February 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Well it didn't go off in Praia da Luz, did it. Withers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 16, 2023 Report Share Posted February 16, 2023 On 14/02/2023 at 20:22, Decimus said: Stubbs and I started off as the best of friends ironically. If I recall, our year long feud started after I posted a picture of a down syndrome child and he called me a "Stupid fucking wanker." Those were the days. Fighting multiple battles on multiple threads. Frank, Thickers and Bubba all putting the boot in with Quincy on the side-lines, pissed and coked out of his tiny fucking mind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 16, 2023 Report Share Posted February 16, 2023 41 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Those were the days. Fighting multiple battles on multiple threads. Frank, Thickers and Bubba all putting the boot in with Quincy on the side-lines, pissed and coked out of his tiny fucking mind. I remember you, me and Wizardsleeve trying to convince Bubba that Frank was stitching him up via PM. Happier times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 16, 2023 Report Share Posted February 16, 2023 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I remember you, me and Wizardsleeve trying to convince Bubba that Frank was stitching him up via PM. Happier times. lol One day I might publish my PMs as a testament to the level of childish shutcuntery that used to go on here, and concrete proof that Frank actually had a pair of functioning bollocks. Stickers is surely somewhere in Indo-China, for obvious reasons, the unwashed commie turd. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 16, 2023 Report Share Posted February 16, 2023 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Well it didn't go off in Praia da Luz, did it. Reported, naturally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 16, 2023 Report Share Posted February 16, 2023 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Well it didn't go off in Praia da Luz, did it. Reported, but you’ll get away with it as The Vulcan is dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 16, 2023 Report Share Posted February 16, 2023 6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Well it didn't go off in Praia da Luz, did it. @Frank is there something you need to own up to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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