Guest Queefer Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 The Bank of England , having little else to do, have asked for a spot of help in designing their new banknote. Currently leading the field to feature on the new £50 note is Stephen Hawking. There are many, including some on here, who have done good work on black holes in the past but political correctness seems to be winning again. Just because Hawking ticks the dead, disabled, ugly and scientist boxes should not influence the choice of who features on the new £50 note. In suggesting nominations it should be remembered that : There are numerous other minority groups who should have a chance of having their "standard bearer" featured As ever, should individual nominees tick more than one box this will be seen as a benefit. We see no reason at all why scientists should be preferred. Candidates need to be dead although this can be organised retrospectively. Proposers with less than £50 in the whole world are not permitted to participate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Queefer said: The Bank of England , having little else to do, have asked for a spot of help in designing their new banknote. Currently leading the field to feature on the new £50 note is Stephen Hawking. Personally, I don't feel that any bank note featuring a rusting wheelchair would be a good thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 Why make a fuss, I don’t know. The tiny amount in circulation will hardly come into contact with your average punter, unless he works in the City and has a penchant for coke. Most of the notes will be held by Russkie pricks, chinks and assorted illegal shit purveyors. Might as well stick a mugshot of Yeltsin or Escobar on it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 Aaron Philips the transgender disabled model of African American origin has to be a strong contender. Knows more about black holes than Hawking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 One thing is for certain, despite being responsible for 99.9% of scientific innovation in this country, it won't be anyone white and male. Fucking disgraceful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: One thing is for certain, despite being responsible for 99.9% of scientific innovation in this country, it won't be anyone white and male. Fucking disgraceful. It's probably worth putting a tenner on Ada Lovelace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's probably worth putting a tenner on Ada Lovelace. I'd rather it was her namesake, Linda. The only women I want to see on paper are one's I can at least wank over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 What about Magnus Pyke? He's a dead scientist. Not sure whether he bowled from the pavilion end though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 I've submitted my suggestion: James Clerk Maxwell. Since he was a sweaty sock that makes him a minority, so he's in with a shout. A colossus amongst British scientists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: What about Magnus Pyke? He's a dead scientist. Not sure whether he bowled from the pavilion end though. He even managed to run Q & A page on VIZ after he died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: He even managed to run Q & A page on VIZ after he died. And he did the backing vocals on Thomas Dolby's "She blinded me with science". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: And he did the backing vocals on Thomas Dolby's "She blinded me with science". Don't tell him your name Pyke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 Barnes Wallis - for services to Water Aid. Probably a lesbian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 47 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: And he did the backing vocals on Thomas Dolby's "She blinded me with science". Good heavens Miss Sakamoto you're beautiful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 12 minutes ago, Queefer said: Barnes Wallis - for services to Water Aid. Probably a lesbian. He lived in New Cross so he most probably was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted November 2, 2018 Report Share Posted November 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I'd rather it was her namesake, Linda. The only women I want to see on paper are one's I can at least wank over. Mary Millington? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 3, 2018 Report Share Posted November 3, 2018 Well I cast my vote for Sir Peter Mansfield, but given the carnival of perpetual outrage will never allow a white straight male on the fifty, I’ll pop down Ladbrokes tomorrow and stick a score on Judith Hann off Tomorrow’s World. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 Don't forget Michaela Strachan - she used to be well handy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 On 11/2/2018 at 6:25 PM, White Cunt said: Why make a fuss, I don’t know. The tiny amount in circulation will hardly come into contact with your average punter, unless he works in the City and has a penchant for coke. Most of the notes will be held by Russkie pricks, chinks and assorted illegal shit purveyors. Might as well stick a mugshot of Yeltsin or Escobar on it. If you gamble and win on the tables you always get paid out in fifties. Remember to always cover zero on roulette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 On 11/2/2018 at 8:52 PM, Queefer said: Mary Millington? Spike Milligan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 On 11/2/2018 at 6:56 PM, Queefer said: Aaron Philips the transgender disabled model of African American origin has to be a strong contender. Knows more about black holes than Hawking Is that Apes mum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 6 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Is that Apes mum? The last resort of a rattled cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: The last resort of a rattled cretin. Rocked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 6 hours ago, Iam Ape said: The last resort of a rattled cretin. It was funny though Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 7 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: It was funny though Panzbaby Indeed - comedic genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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