Stubby Pecker Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 I recently had the utter misfortune of watching this pile of wank starring a walking plank, a bunch of randoms and a shit load of characters from a computer game. The book is one of the best I've read in a long while, encapsulating horror, comedy, history, politics, military hardware, environmentalism- you name its in there. I genuinely creepy and disturbing read from and author who obviously did his research and was a massive fan of these subjects to start with. Anyone involved must be thoroughly ashamed of the end product, assuming they actually read the fucking book in the first place. It's a total pile of fucking shit and no mistake. An opportunity missed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The book is one of the best I've read in a long while Considering the only other book that you've read is The Gruffalo, this is hardly a ringing endorsement. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 36 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I recently had the utter misfortune of watching this pile of wank Why don't you watch porn, like every other twat with a brain and a cock? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 53 minutes ago, Decimus said: Considering the only other book that you've read is The Gruffalo, this is hardly a ringing endorsement. Fuck me sideways, I've read that and its ilk more times than you've given away tax payers money to the lazy slobs that inhabit you're provincial backwater. Stay on topic fuckwit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 53 minutes ago, cooze said: Why don't you watch porn, like every other twat with a brain and a cock? Judging from your avatar, its purely man on man back scuttling that's viewed in the cooze household, you spunk gargling sausage addict Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melodic Kuntz Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 25 minutes ago, cooze said: Why don't you watch porn, like every other twat with a brain and a cock? Or alphabetically call every lingerie retail shop in the UK Isles and blagg them that your a “male stripper” and need a g-string for a up & coming show...if they take the bate let the wank-fest begin, if you aint quite got them hook line & sinker then chat them up for the potential wank-fest ahead... It will take cunning & charm to loosen up those ladies thighs but hey I managed to spend many a hour stroking my knob with their approval, surely you can too, right? If it wasn’t for those BT cunts raising the price of wank-lines from .03p pm to .35p pm I would have had no need to disturb those sweet honeypies trying to sell frilly panties for a living Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 Its a tragedy that annoying woman brad was married to in the film didnt get eaten..moaning creature.. Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Melodic Kuntz said: Or alphabetically call every lingerie retail shop in the UK Isles and blagg them that your a “male stripper” and need a g-string for a up & coming show...if they take the bate let the wank-fest begin, if you aint quite got them hook line & sinker then chat them up for the potential wank-fest ahead... It will take cunning & charm to loosen up those ladies thighs but hey I managed to spend many a hour stroking my knob with their approval, surely you can too, right? If it wasn’t for those BT cunts raising the price of wank-lines from .03p pm to .35p pm I would have had no need to disturb those sweet honeypies trying to sell frilly panties for a living Somehow, I'm not actually surprised that you spend your days phoning shop assistants and masturbating at the sound of their voices. What a sinister little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I recently had the utter misfortune of watching this pile of wank... The clue is in their pronunciation of the title i.e. World War Zee, not Zed. It could more accurately be described as a "pile of yank". On a semi-related zombie note, would anyone else fuck Michonne to death (a risky endeavour for all sorts of reasons) or is it just me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The clue is in their pronunciation of the title i.e. World War Zee, not Zed. It could more accurately be described as a "pile of yank". On a semi-related zombie note, would anyone else fuck Michonne to death (a risky endeavour for all sorts of reasons) or is it just me? I wouldn't, but I can see why some would. Pollyanna Macintosh who plays the scruffy dump dweller, is strangely fuckable in real life. And a jock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wouldn't, but I can see why some would. Pollyanna Macintosh who plays the scruffy dump dweller, is strangely fuckable in real life. And a jock. She's done her share of on-screen nudity too - I'll leave the Googling of same as an exercise for the student. As a taster though, here she is in a relatively tame still from the aptly-titled "Filth". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melodic Kuntz Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Somehow, I'm not actually surprised that you spend your days phoning shop assistants and masturbating at the sound of their voices. What a sinister little cunt. I masterbate over their decision to participate in such a lewd conversation and show no objection to having one or two of their buttons loosened... Savile was I sinister little cunt yet I the Melody Maker conjure up nothing more than some great Cock Worship for both sexes to indulge in Stop shitting your pants just cause your 18yr daughter is a telephone receptionist at Ann Summers and you have no control!!! It’s all deranged Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Melodic Kuntz Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Yeah, tell that cunt to the left that “It’s my way or the highway code” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 52 minutes ago, Melodic Kuntz said: Yeah, tell that cunt to the left that “It’s my way or the highway code” Who the fuck are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melodic Kuntz Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 16 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: Who the fuck are you? Bob....Bob George, I manage Rock Stars.....who?? Prince! Prince, that skinny motherfucker with the high voice??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Melodic Kuntz said: Bob....Bob George, I manage Rock Stars.....who?? Prince! Prince, that skinny motherfucker with the high voice??? You’re a lying cunt. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melodic Kuntz Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 Just now, Lord Punkape said: You’re a lying cunt. Fuck off. Just now, Lord Punkape said: You’re a lying cunt. Fuck off. Ok fair enough, no more lies, been unemployed since May 2018 and my name is Rob you did ask me earlier who the fuck am I? But you can’t force me to fuck off so let’s be good neighbors and leaving all the warring to the real cunts roaming this earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Melodic Kuntz said: Ok fair enough, no more lies, been unemployed since May 2018 and my name is Rob you did ask me earlier who the fuck am I? But you can’t force me to fuck off so let’s be good neighbors and leaving all the warring to the real cunts roaming this earth What's your last name Rob? I won't tell any of the others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 Just now, Melodic Kuntz said: Ok fair enough, no more lies, been unemployed since May 2018 and my name is Rob you did ask me earlier who the fuck am I? But you can’t force me to fuck off so let’s be good neighbors and leaving all the warring to the real cunts roaming this earth You’re practically illiterate, you’re socially inferior and a complete cretin. You almost certainly have various venereal diseases. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Lord Punkape said: You’re practically illiterate, you’re socially inferior and a complete cretin. You almost certainly have various venereal diseases. Howdy Punk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melodic Kuntz Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: What's your last name Rob? I won't tell any of the others. 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: What's your last name Rob? I won't tell any of the others. Eric I’m tired of warring in a world showerd in cunts, just looking looking for brethren that can be counted on when the bullets rain down no need for name number or rank anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melodic Kuntz Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 7 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: You’re practically illiterate, you’re socially inferior and a complete cretin. You almost certainly have various venereal diseases. I am still loved though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, Melodic Kuntz said: Eric I’m tired of warring in a world showerd in cunts, just looking looking for brethren that can be counted on when the bullets rain down no need for name number or rank anymore You play a lot of Call Of Duty, don't you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melodic Kuntz Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: You play a lot of Call Of Duty, don't you. Ermmm!! No, but dying along side a brother in arms has to beat dying broke and lonely I stand by any man that can get this motherfuckin revolution in motion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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