Stubby Pecker Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Are you implying that Eric is a murdering nonce?. Idiot. Go on withers, finish the cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Go on withers, finish the cunt No need, the thick cunt will finish his/herself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 20 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Go on withers, finish the cunt I must say, little Alberk is certainly gunning for me tonight. 6 Malicious posts, and I'm trying to behave and ignore him. I think the cunt may be fomenting a vendetta. Not talking to him definitely winds him up though. I bet we can get him to melt down without responding to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 29 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Are you implying that Eric is a murdering nonce?. Idiot. It's disgusting isn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not talking to him definitely winds him up though. I bet we can get him to melt down without responding to him. Too late, sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I must say, little Alberk is certainly gunning for me tonight. 6 Malicious posts, and I'm trying to behave and ignore him. I think the cunt may be fomenting a vendetta. Not talking to him definitely winds him up though. I bet we can get him to melt down without responding to him. Isn't there a rule about that? Err...nevermind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Too late, sorry. Pictish slaaaag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 On 11/5/2018 at 11:43 PM, Eric Cuntman said: Pictish slaaaag. Eric the no bottle thinks he's hard slut tramp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 6 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Eric the no bottle thinks he's hard slut tramp. Bottle, I've had 2 of them smashed over my head in the last 23 years. I see you're still trying to claim that you turned up to an imaginary fight. Idiot. I'm 6 feet 2, about 15 and a half stone and have had more punch-ups than you have had wanks over the 10 year old Lara Croft poster that's still Blu-Tacked to the wall of your bedroom, embarrassingly still located in your parents' house. In short, if we did actually meet, you would be crushed like an insect. But anyway, the crux of the matter..... I'm not interested in a relationship. Please stop following me around, you're only hurting yourself. I just don't think of you that way. Sorry babes. Still friends? 😪 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bottle, I've had 2 of them smashed over my head in the last 23 years. I see you're still trying to claim that you turned up to an imaginary fight. Idiot. I'm 6 feet 2, about 15 and a half stone and have had more punch-ups than you have had wanks over the 10 year old Lara Croft poster that's still Blu-Tacked to the wall of your bedroom, embarrassingly still located in your parents' house. In short, if we did actually meet, you would be crushed like an insect. But anyway, the crux of the matter..... I'm not interested in a relationship. Please stop following me around, you're only hurting yourself. I just don't think of you that way. Sorry babes. Still friends? 😪 He's not really 6'2". He's so small he was once mistaken for Don Estelle in Catford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bottle, I've had 2 of them smashed over my head in the last 23 years. I see you're still trying to claim that you turned up to an imaginary fight. Idiot. I'm 6 feet 2, about 15 and a half stone and have had more punch-ups than you have had wanks over the 10 year old Lara Croft poster that's still Blu-Tacked to the wall of your bedroom, embarrassingly still located in your parents' house. In short, if we did actually meet, you would be crushed like an insect. But anyway, the crux of the matter..... I'm not interested in a relationship. Please stop following me around, you're only hurting yourself. I just don't think of you that way. Sorry babes. Still friends? 😪 Yeah, right, proof? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He's not really 6'2". He's so small he was once mistaken for Don Estelle in Catford. Shhhh! Whispering grass. Edited November 7, 2018 by Eric Cuntman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Yeah, right, proof? For your own sake, just accept it's over. It hurts me to say it, as much as it hurts you to hear it, but, you need to move on. It's for the best. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Shhhh! Why do you whisper, greeeen grass? Why tell the trees that ain't so? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why do you whisper, greeeen grass? Why tell the trees that ain't so? Beat you to it. Ha!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Beat you to it. Ha!! You cheat. That second bit weren't there when I answered. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: You cheat. That second bit weren't there when I answered. Ah, but I finished it an posted it before you posted your one, which means I win an everyone knows you copied off me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bottle, I've had 2 of them smashed over my head in the last 23 years. I see you're still trying to claim that you turned up to an imaginary fight. Idiot. I'm 6 feet 2, about 15 and a half stone and have had more punch-ups than you have had wanks over the 10 year old Lara Croft poster that's still Blu-Tacked to the wall of your bedroom, embarrassingly still located in your parents' house. In short, if we did actually meet, you would be crushed like an insect. 😪 Sorry to disillusion you eric, but we all remember you tazering yourself and pissing your keks. Your image on here is that of a geriatrically incontinent vinnie jones, and no amount of hardman posturing is going to change that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 8 minutes ago, scotty said: Sorry to disillusion you eric, but we all remember you tazering yourself and pissing your keks. Your image on here is that of a geriatrically incontinent vinnie jones, and no amount of hardman posturing is going to change that. Worth a try though. Seriously though, if you get the chance, Tazer yourself. It's quite an experience. (Go for a piss first) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 8, 2018 Report Share Posted November 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Shhhh! Whispering grass. They're fucking everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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